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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Awkward Autistic Sandwich
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Crusty nubile clown sweet tailpipe
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Awkward Autistic Sandwich
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Crusty nubile clown sweet tailpipe
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Awkward Autistic Sandwich
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
rose disrespectful stage nowag
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
Awkward Autistic Sandwich
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exhilarant yarmulke dingle berry
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18000000000000
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insane crystalline market alpha
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Yapping Appetizing Wagecucks Idea He Suggested
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
razzle field therapy
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Crusty nubile clown sweet tailpipe
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
razzle field therapy
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Awkward Autistic Sandwich
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
razzle field therapy
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Crusty nubile clown sweet tailpipe
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Awkward Autistic Sandwich
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
razzle field therapy
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
Arousing piazza masturbator
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
razzle field therapy
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
histrionic wine sound barrier
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
Flirting internet-worthy lettuce indirect expression
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Yapping Appetizing Wagecucks Idea He Suggested
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
self-centered honey-headed mental disorder school
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
scarlet keepsake machete
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
big house filthpig
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
Bespoke Ticket Booth Fanboi
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
territorial adulterous national goal in life
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Awkward Autistic Sandwich
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
Arousing piazza masturbator
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Awkward Autistic Sandwich
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
territorial adulterous national goal in life
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
Arousing piazza masturbator
  07/07/25
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costumed slippery school cafeteria
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
territorial adulterous national goal in life
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
big house filthpig
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
Arousing piazza masturbator
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
costumed slippery school cafeteria
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
territorial adulterous national goal in life
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
costumed slippery school cafeteria
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
territorial adulterous national goal in life
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
costumed slippery school cafeteria
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
territorial adulterous national goal in life
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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self-centered honey-headed mental disorder school
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
costumed slippery school cafeteria
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Awkward Autistic Sandwich
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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razzle field therapy
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costumed slippery school cafeteria
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Awkward Autistic Sandwich
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
Green Messiness
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
Low-t dark locale twinkling uncleanness
  07/11/25
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Awkward Autistic Sandwich
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
Soul-stirring Telephone Jewess
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Awkward Autistic Sandwich



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Crusty nubile clown sweet tailpipe

come on man, that is one meal

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Awkward Autistic Sandwich

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Crusty nubile clown sweet tailpipe

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Awkward Autistic Sandwich

Idk like 3 days of work

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: rose disrespectful stage nowag

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Awkward Autistic Sandwich

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: exhilarant yarmulke dingle berry



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Ocher orchestra pit

18000000000000

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: razzle field therapy



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: rose disrespectful stage nowag



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Crimson Elastic Band Church Building



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: self-centered honey-headed mental disorder school



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Chrome comical location



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Bespoke Ticket Booth Fanboi



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Sienna Bull Headed Mother



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: costumed slippery school cafeteria



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle menage fortuitous meteor



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Swollen Mahogany Base Love Of Her Life



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Low-t dark locale twinkling uncleanness



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: insane crystalline market alpha



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: ruby stimulating parlour tank



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Yapping Appetizing Wagecucks Idea He Suggested



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: razzle field therapy

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Crusty nubile clown sweet tailpipe

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: razzle field therapy

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Awkward Autistic Sandwich

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: razzle field therapy

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Crusty nubile clown sweet tailpipe

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Awkward Autistic Sandwich

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: razzle field therapy

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Arousing piazza masturbator

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: razzle field therapy

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: histrionic wine sound barrier

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Flirting internet-worthy lettuce indirect expression

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Yapping Appetizing Wagecucks Idea He Suggested



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: self-centered honey-headed mental disorder school

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: scarlet keepsake machete

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: big house filthpig

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Bespoke Ticket Booth Fanboi

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: territorial adulterous national goal in life

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Awkward Autistic Sandwich

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Arousing piazza masturbator

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Awkward Autistic Sandwich

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: territorial adulterous national goal in life

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Arousing piazza masturbator

you're indian why do you care?

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: costumed slippery school cafeteria



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: territorial adulterous national goal in life

veddy veddy not kosher

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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: big house filthpig

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Arousing piazza masturbator

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: costumed slippery school cafeteria

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: territorial adulterous national goal in life

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: costumed slippery school cafeteria

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: territorial adulterous national goal in life

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: costumed slippery school cafeteria

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: territorial adulterous national goal in life

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: territorial adulterous national goal in life

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: self-centered honey-headed mental disorder school



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: costumed slippery school cafeteria

No 40k for you

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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Awkward Autistic Sandwich



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: amber hyperactive trailer park candlestick maker

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: razzle field therapy



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: costumed slippery school cafeteria



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Awkward Autistic Sandwich



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Green Messiness

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Low-t dark locale twinkling uncleanness

define 'sticks'

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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Awkward Autistic Sandwich



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Telephone Jewess

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

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