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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
Insane Dilemma Headpube
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
supple principal's office
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
Insane Dilemma Headpube
  08/01/25
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Excitant purple theater stage
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
hairraiser arrogant queen of the night sanctuary
  08/02/25
rip
stimulating business firm
  08/02/25
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supple principal's office
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
Orange spot deer antler
  08/01/25
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painfully honest liquid oxygen lay
  08/01/25
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Insane Dilemma Headpube
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
Cerebral Twinkling Brunch Jewess
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
Insane Dilemma Headpube
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
flesh fragrant multi-billionaire laser beams
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
Sienna national
  08/01/25
yes
flesh fragrant multi-billionaire laser beams
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
flesh fragrant multi-billionaire laser beams
  08/01/25
?
Insane Dilemma Headpube
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
Sienna national
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
painfully honest liquid oxygen lay
  08/01/25
Sick
Insane Dilemma Headpube
  08/01/25
...
flesh fragrant multi-billionaire laser beams
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
Anal Tantric Roast Beef Alpha
  08/02/25
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Shivering abode degenerate
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
flesh fragrant multi-billionaire laser beams
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
stimulating business firm
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
Insane Dilemma Headpube
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
Anal Tantric Roast Beef Alpha
  08/02/25
Hdy
Insane Dilemma Headpube
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
fighting curious parlor
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
titillating silver native main people
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
peach lodge goal in life
  08/02/25
Titcr
beta hospital
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
Insane Dilemma Headpube
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
peach lodge goal in life
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
Insane Dilemma Headpube
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
Smoky Digit Ratio Black Woman
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
peach lodge goal in life
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
glassy space mother
  08/02/25
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transparent vengeful locus
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
haunting address
  08/02/25
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Nudist 180 pit
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
fishy stead
  08/02/25
?
Insane Dilemma Headpube
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
seedy adventurous incel
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: Insane Dilemma Headpube

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: supple principal's office

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Insane Dilemma Headpube

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: Excitant purple theater stage



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: hairraiser arrogant queen of the night sanctuary

RIP Boooom

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: stimulating business firm

rip

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: supple principal's office



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Orange spot deer antler

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: painfully honest liquid oxygen lay



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Insane Dilemma Headpube



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Cerebral Twinkling Brunch Jewess

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Insane Dilemma Headpube

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: flesh fragrant multi-billionaire laser beams

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Sienna national

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: flesh fragrant multi-billionaire laser beams

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: flesh fragrant multi-billionaire laser beams

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Insane Dilemma Headpube

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Sienna national

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: painfully honest liquid oxygen lay

Unnnnghhh

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: Insane Dilemma Headpube

Sick

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: flesh fragrant multi-billionaire laser beams



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Anal Tantric Roast Beef Alpha

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Shivering abode degenerate



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: flesh fragrant multi-billionaire laser beams

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: stimulating business firm

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Insane Dilemma Headpube

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: Anal Tantric Roast Beef Alpha

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Insane Dilemma Headpube

Hdy

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: fighting curious parlor

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: titillating silver native main people

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: peach lodge goal in life

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: beta hospital

Titcr

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: Insane Dilemma Headpube

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: peach lodge goal in life

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Insane Dilemma Headpube

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: Smoky Digit Ratio Black Woman

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: peach lodge goal in life

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: glassy space mother

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: transparent vengeful locus



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: haunting address

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: Nudist 180 pit



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: fishy stead

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Insane Dilemma Headpube

?

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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: seedy adventurous incel

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49151922)