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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
razzle corner queen of the night
  07/17/22
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pearly son of senegal regret
  07/17/22
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Harsh heady shrine
  07/17/22
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Effete office
  07/18/22
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razzle corner queen of the night
  09/29/22
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razzle corner queen of the night
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
Vigorous Cream Public Bath
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
Vigorous Cream Public Bath
  01/07/23
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Effete office
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Opaque charismatic chapel prole
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
Opaque charismatic chapel prole
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
fishy voyeur
  03/18/23
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razzle corner queen of the night
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Opaque charismatic chapel prole
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
razzmatazz volcanic crater wagecucks
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
odious factory reset button depressive
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
Dun Multi-billionaire
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
Dun Multi-billionaire
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Dun Multi-billionaire
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Thriller Crusty Pozpig
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
Dun Multi-billionaire
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
Dun Multi-billionaire
  08/23/24
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Dun Multi-billionaire
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
Dun Multi-billionaire
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
Dun Multi-billionaire
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Dun Multi-billionaire
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
motley sanctuary
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
Diverse tanning salon
  09/28/24
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razzle corner queen of the night
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
Dun Multi-billionaire
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Dun Multi-billionaire
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: razzle corner queen of the night

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: pearly son of senegal regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Harsh heady shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Effete office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: razzle corner queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: razzle corner queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: Vigorous Cream Public Bath

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Vigorous Cream Public Bath

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Effete office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Opaque charismatic chapel prole

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: Opaque charismatic chapel prole

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: fishy voyeur

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: razzle corner queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: Opaque charismatic chapel prole

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: razzmatazz volcanic crater wagecucks

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: odious factory reset button depressive

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: Dun Multi-billionaire

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: Dun Multi-billionaire

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Dun Multi-billionaire

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: Thriller Crusty Pozpig

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Dun Multi-billionaire

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Dun Multi-billionaire

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Dun Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Dun Multi-billionaire

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: Dun Multi-billionaire

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: Dun Multi-billionaire

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: motley sanctuary

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: Diverse tanning salon

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: razzle corner queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Dun Multi-billionaire

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Dun Multi-billionaire

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#49932244)