"disco fries" appointed Secretary of Agriculture
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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:15 PM Author: disco fries (no more via ferratas or Teewinot for me, brothers)
I’d be awesome at that job. First day on the clock you best believe I’d be calling up the head of Archer Daniel Midland.
Louis Dreyfuss Company
Cargill
Bayer
Campbells Soup Company
JM Smucker
Pepsi Co
Yum Brands
I’m coming for YOU!
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Date: November 18th, 2024 7:04 PM Author: fury and intensity of a straight up murderer (gunneratttt)
pepsico ceo: listen, the faster we bribe this guy, the better. we need a man on the inside or rfk jr is gonna kill us.
yum brands ceo: all right, we'll start with fifty million plus unlimited kfc.
(secretary disco fries enters along with his advisor jackie chilies)
yum brands ceo: thank you for seeing us, mr. secretary. now we don't want to take up much of your time. let's make this short and sweet. we're prepared to offer you all the free fried chicken you want at any kfc throughout north america and europe, plus...
sec. disco fries (interrupting, struggling to stand) i'll... *puff, puff* take it!
(jackie chiles shakes head, slaps forehead)
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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:23 PM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±)
Ladies and gentlemen, the likes of which this country has never seen, it’s my tremendous honor to announce that the one and only Disco Fries, a legal genius and an unstoppable force, will be serving as the next Secretary of Agriculture. Believe me, folks, this is a game-changer. Nobody knows agriculture—or disco fries—better than Disco Fries!
This is HUGE, folks. Under Disco Fries' leadership, we're bringing back sugar plantations in a BIG, BIG way. That’s right—American sugar, the best sugar, the sweetest sugar—will be BACK! We’re talking jobs, we’re talking prosperity, and we’re talking desserts that are going to be fantastic.
No one negotiates better deals than Disco Fries. Other countries? They’ve been ripping us off, flooding us with bad sugar. Sad! But now, we’re taking back control. We’ll make America’s sugar industry the envy of the world again, and we’ll do it with style, folks.
With Disco Fries at the helm, the American farmer is going to win, win, win like never before. Jobs in the fields, pies on the tables, and sugar in your coffee! We’re building the agricultural economy of the future, and it’s going to be a beautiful thing.
America’s sweet tooth just got a massive upgrade. Get ready for it—Disco Fries is on the job, and trust me, you’ve never seen agriculture like this. Let’s Make Farming Great Again!
#MAGA #SweetVictory #DiscoFries2024
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Date: November 14th, 2024 8:01 PM
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Date: November 16th, 2024 2:38 PM
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Makes a better Surgeon General.
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