\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

"disco fries" appointed Secretary of Agriculture

...
richard clock
  11/14/24
...
Ancient aliens
  11/14/24
I’d be awesome at that job. First day on the clock you...
disco fries
  11/14/24
(disco fat, taking bids for his personal feed trough and gra...
The Kobe Bryant School of Rotary Wing Aviation
  11/14/24
...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  11/14/24
...
grrr women grrrrrrrrrr
  11/14/24
...
Swashbuckling Yarmulke-laden Shitlib ISO Poontang
  11/16/24
More like coming to eat up all their inventory am I right
sph
  11/14/24
...
The Kobe Bryant School of Rotary Wing Aviation
  11/14/24
...
The Kobe Bryant School of Rotary Wing Aviation
  11/14/24
...
extremely normal guy
  11/14/24
pepsico ceo: listen, the faster we bribe this guy, the bette...
fury and intensity of a straight up murderer
  11/18/24
really letting the cattle run the farm huh
The Kobe Bryant School of Rotary Wing Aviation
  11/14/24
...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  11/14/24
...
grrr women grrrrrrrrrr
  11/14/24
Ladies and gentlemen, the likes of which this country has ne...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  11/14/24
...
richard clock
  11/14/24
...
,.,.,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,,......;
  11/14/24
We’re gonna need some bigger belts….
Swashbuckling Yarmulke-laden Shitlib ISO Poontang
  11/16/24
...
As far as they will go but even farther
  11/20/24
disco fat seething that Vivek and Elon won't let him order h...
The Kobe Bryant School of Rotary Wing Aviation
  11/16/24
Only the best
Swashbuckling Yarmulke-laden Shitlib ISO Poontang
  11/16/24
He is bovine in terms of weight
world war 3
  11/16/24
...
The Kobe Bryant School of Rotary Wing Aviation
  11/16/24
Makes a better Surgeon General.
,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.:,.,.,::,,,,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,;
  11/16/24
disco fat being airlifted to and from Walter Reed because it...
The Kobe Bryant School of Rotary Wing Aviation
  11/16/24
...
Swashbuckling Yarmulke-laden Shitlib ISO Poontang
  11/18/24
"We'll need to start by personally inspecting the entir...
hank_scorpio
  11/18/24
"And all the warehouses that supply it"
Swashbuckling Yarmulke-laden Shitlib ISO Poontang
  11/18/24
"Bring me to the hog farms now!"
hank_scorpio
  11/18/24
*staff looking at each other in confusion* "But wher...
The Kobe Bryant School of Rotary Wing Aviation
  11/20/24
LAY OFF ME IM DOING AN AUDIT
richard clock
  11/18/24
...
Trust If Aryan
  11/18/24


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: November 14th, 2024 12:56 PM
Author: richard clock



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634149&forum_id=2).#48337103)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 14th, 2024 12:56 PM
Author: Ancient aliens



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634149&forum_id=2).#48337104)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 14th, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: disco fries (no more via ferratas or Teewinot for me, brothers)

I’d be awesome at that job. First day on the clock you best believe I’d be calling up the head of Archer Daniel Midland.

Louis Dreyfuss Company

Cargill

Bayer

Campbells Soup Company

JM Smucker

Pepsi Co

Yum Brands

I’m coming for YOU!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634149&forum_id=2).#48337194)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 14th, 2024 1:16 PM
Author: The Kobe Bryant School of Rotary Wing Aviation (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)

(disco fat, taking bids for his personal feed trough and grain silo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634149&forum_id=2).#48337199)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 14th, 2024 1:18 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634149&forum_id=2).#48337208)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 14th, 2024 1:22 PM
Author: grrr women grrrrrrrrrr



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634149&forum_id=2).#48337228)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2024 2:15 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Yarmulke-laden Shitlib ISO Poontang



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634149&forum_id=2).#48345512)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 14th, 2024 1:16 PM
Author: sph

More like coming to eat up all their inventory am I right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634149&forum_id=2).#48337201)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 14th, 2024 1:21 PM
Author: The Kobe Bryant School of Rotary Wing Aviation (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634149&forum_id=2).#48337227)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 14th, 2024 7:59 PM
Author: The Kobe Bryant School of Rotary Wing Aviation (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634149&forum_id=2).#48338898)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 14th, 2024 7:59 PM
Author: extremely normal guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634149&forum_id=2).#48338902)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2024 7:04 PM
Author: fury and intensity of a straight up murderer (gunneratttt)

pepsico ceo: listen, the faster we bribe this guy, the better. we need a man on the inside or rfk jr is gonna kill us.

yum brands ceo: all right, we'll start with fifty million plus unlimited kfc.

(secretary disco fries enters along with his advisor jackie chilies)

yum brands ceo: thank you for seeing us, mr. secretary. now we don't want to take up much of your time. let's make this short and sweet. we're prepared to offer you all the free fried chicken you want at any kfc throughout north america and europe, plus...

sec. disco fries (interrupting, struggling to stand) i'll... *puff, puff* take it!

(jackie chiles shakes head, slaps forehead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634149&forum_id=2).#48353707)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 14th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: The Kobe Bryant School of Rotary Wing Aviation (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)

really letting the cattle run the farm huh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634149&forum_id=2).#48337203)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 14th, 2024 1:18 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634149&forum_id=2).#48337209)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 14th, 2024 1:22 PM
Author: grrr women grrrrrrrrrr



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634149&forum_id=2).#48337229)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 14th, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

Ladies and gentlemen, the likes of which this country has never seen, it’s my tremendous honor to announce that the one and only Disco Fries, a legal genius and an unstoppable force, will be serving as the next Secretary of Agriculture. Believe me, folks, this is a game-changer. Nobody knows agriculture—or disco fries—better than Disco Fries!

This is HUGE, folks. Under Disco Fries' leadership, we're bringing back sugar plantations in a BIG, BIG way. That’s right—American sugar, the best sugar, the sweetest sugar—will be BACK! We’re talking jobs, we’re talking prosperity, and we’re talking desserts that are going to be fantastic.

No one negotiates better deals than Disco Fries. Other countries? They’ve been ripping us off, flooding us with bad sugar. Sad! But now, we’re taking back control. We’ll make America’s sugar industry the envy of the world again, and we’ll do it with style, folks.

With Disco Fries at the helm, the American farmer is going to win, win, win like never before. Jobs in the fields, pies on the tables, and sugar in your coffee! We’re building the agricultural economy of the future, and it’s going to be a beautiful thing.

America’s sweet tooth just got a massive upgrade. Get ready for it—Disco Fries is on the job, and trust me, you’ve never seen agriculture like this. Let’s Make Farming Great Again!

#MAGA #SweetVictory #DiscoFries2024

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634149&forum_id=2).#48337236)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 14th, 2024 1:24 PM
Author: richard clock



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634149&forum_id=2).#48337240)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 14th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,,......; ( )




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634149&forum_id=2).#48338921)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2024 2:18 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Yarmulke-laden Shitlib ISO Poontang

We’re gonna need some bigger belts….

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634149&forum_id=2).#48345528)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2024 7:49 AM
Author: As far as they will go but even farther (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634149&forum_id=2).#48359279)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2024 2:12 PM
Author: The Kobe Bryant School of Rotary Wing Aviation (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)

disco fat seething that Vivek and Elon won't let him order his own custom cattle trailer with chauffeur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634149&forum_id=2).#48345502)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2024 2:14 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Yarmulke-laden Shitlib ISO Poontang

Only the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634149&forum_id=2).#48345510)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2024 2:16 PM
Author: world war 3

He is bovine in terms of weight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634149&forum_id=2).#48345517)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: The Kobe Bryant School of Rotary Wing Aviation (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634149&forum_id=2).#48345578)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.:,.,.,::,,,,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,;


Makes a better Surgeon General.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634149&forum_id=2).#48345586)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2024 5:05 PM
Author: The Kobe Bryant School of Rotary Wing Aviation (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)

disco fat being airlifted to and from Walter Reed because it's easier than driving a cattle trailer through DC from Bethesda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634149&forum_id=2).#48346200)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2024 6:46 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Yarmulke-laden Shitlib ISO Poontang



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634149&forum_id=2).#48353650)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2024 6:48 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

"We'll need to start by personally inspecting the entire menu of the nearest Outback Steakhouse"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634149&forum_id=2).#48353657)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2024 6:50 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Yarmulke-laden Shitlib ISO Poontang

"And all the warehouses that supply it"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634149&forum_id=2).#48353666)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

"Bring me to the hog farms now!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634149&forum_id=2).#48353677)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2024 7:47 AM
Author: The Kobe Bryant School of Rotary Wing Aviation (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)

*staff looking at each other in confusion*

"But where did you come from, then?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634149&forum_id=2).#48359276)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: richard clock

LAY OFF ME IM DOING AN AUDIT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634149&forum_id=2).#48353678)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634149&forum_id=2).#48353901)