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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
yellow boistinker
  06/30/25
wow lol
Henna rough-skinned rehab mad cow disease
  06/30/25
...
spruce corn cake forum
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
Henna rough-skinned rehab mad cow disease
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
yellow boistinker
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Sickened curious sanctuary
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
yellow boistinker
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
heady magenta fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
flatulent chrome set
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
Henna rough-skinned rehab mad cow disease
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
Passionate low-t toilet seat
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
yellow boistinker
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
flatulent chrome set
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
Angry Poppy Gunner
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
Henna rough-skinned rehab mad cow disease
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
yellow boistinker
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
aggressive motley bawdyhouse newt
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
Hairless chest-beating death wish becky
  06/30/25
...
bright parlor
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
carmine prole people who are hurt
  06/30/25
...
yellow boistinker
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Hyperventilating histrionic kitchen
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
Thirsty indigo pervert
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
cocky principal's office
  06/30/25
...
Passionate low-t toilet seat
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
Angry Poppy Gunner
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
stirring ceo pit
  07/01/25
...
Thirsty indigo pervert
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
contagious stage
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
sable locale half-breed
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Purple Sexy Orchestra Pit
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
Claret coiffed center
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
opaque fear-inspiring police squad
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
tan fragrant trailer park codepig
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: yellow boistinker

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Henna rough-skinned rehab mad cow disease

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: spruce corn cake forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Henna rough-skinned rehab mad cow disease

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: yellow boistinker

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Sickened curious sanctuary

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: yellow boistinker

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: heady magenta fortuitous meteor

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: flatulent chrome set

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Henna rough-skinned rehab mad cow disease

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Passionate low-t toilet seat

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: yellow boistinker

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: flatulent chrome set

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Angry Poppy Gunner

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Henna rough-skinned rehab mad cow disease

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: yellow boistinker

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: aggressive motley bawdyhouse newt

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Hairless chest-beating death wish becky

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: bright parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: carmine prole people who are hurt

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: yellow boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Hyperventilating histrionic kitchen

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Thirsty indigo pervert

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: cocky principal's office

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: Passionate low-t toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Angry Poppy Gunner

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: stirring ceo pit

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Thirsty indigo pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: contagious stage

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: sable locale half-breed

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Purple Sexy Orchestra Pit

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: Claret coiffed center

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: opaque fear-inspiring police squad

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: tan fragrant trailer park codepig

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2).#49065360)