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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
fiercely-loyal sickened half-breed
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
Chocolate Ape Travel Guidebook
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
fiercely-loyal sickened half-breed
  08/01/25
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wonderful tripping hissy fit parlor
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
soul-stirring bat shit crazy abode mad-dog skullcap
  08/02/25
rip
Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong
  08/02/25
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Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
supple liquid oxygen
  08/01/25
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awkward dopamine
  08/01/25
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fiercely-loyal sickened half-breed
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
Learning disabled tank voyeur
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
fiercely-loyal sickened half-breed
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
Aromatic plaza
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
Stimulating National
  08/01/25
yes
Aromatic plaza
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
Aromatic plaza
  08/01/25
?
fiercely-loyal sickened half-breed
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
Stimulating National
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
awkward dopamine
  08/01/25
Sick
fiercely-loyal sickened half-breed
  08/01/25
...
Aromatic plaza
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
House-broken Pistol Den
  08/02/25
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magenta digit ratio queen of the night
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
Aromatic plaza
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
fiercely-loyal sickened half-breed
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
House-broken Pistol Den
  08/02/25
Hdy
fiercely-loyal sickened half-breed
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
Red yarmulke
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
big puce jewess
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
Ocher cuckoldry
  08/02/25
Titcr
Yapping irate national security agency
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
fiercely-loyal sickened half-breed
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
Ocher cuckoldry
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
evan39
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
titillating set
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
Ocher cuckoldry
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
insane amber windowlicker
  08/02/25
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Sable Locale Marketing Idea
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
Excitant theater
  08/02/25
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Splenetic therapy goyim
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
cannon
  08/02/25
?
evan39
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
.,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal sickened half-breed

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Chocolate Ape Travel Guidebook

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal sickened half-breed

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: wonderful tripping hissy fit parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150500)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: soul-stirring bat shit crazy abode mad-dog skullcap

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: supple liquid oxygen

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: awkward dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150349)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal sickened half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150318)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Learning disabled tank voyeur

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal sickened half-breed

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Aromatic plaza

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Stimulating National

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Aromatic plaza

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Aromatic plaza

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal sickened half-breed

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Stimulating National

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: awkward dopamine

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal sickened half-breed

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Aromatic plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: House-broken Pistol Den

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: magenta digit ratio queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Aromatic plaza

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal sickened half-breed

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: House-broken Pistol Den

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal sickened half-breed

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Red yarmulke

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: big puce jewess

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: Ocher cuckoldry

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Yapping irate national security agency

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal sickened half-breed

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: Ocher cuckoldry

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: evan39

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: titillating set

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: Ocher cuckoldry

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: insane amber windowlicker

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: Sable Locale Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: Excitant theater

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: Splenetic therapy goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: cannon

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: evan39

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,


*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49151922)