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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
splenetic shivering hairy legs
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
Transparent brunch black woman
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
demanding locale
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
Transparent brunch black woman
  07/14/25
100%
excitant abusive house
  07/15/25
FAG
Heady gaming laptop abode
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
Pearl candlestick maker
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
Swollen Piazza Telephone
  07/14/25
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Charismatic indian lodge fat ankles
  07/14/25
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excitant abusive house
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
Motley Metal Coldplay Fan
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
splenetic shivering hairy legs
  07/14/25
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Cracking field kitty
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
Motley Metal Coldplay Fan
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
splenetic shivering hairy legs
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
Motley Metal Coldplay Fan
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
splenetic shivering hairy legs
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
Motley Metal Coldplay Fan
  07/14/25
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Rough-skinned bright love of her life
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
Snowy Jet-lagged Tanning Salon Idea He Suggested
  07/15/25
Lol
Motley Metal Coldplay Fan
  07/15/25
jfc 180
Heady gaming laptop abode
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excitant abusive house
  07/15/25
At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
chartreuse psychic windowlicker
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
Charismatic indian lodge fat ankles
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
Transparent brunch black woman
  07/14/25
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demanding locale
  07/14/25
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Motley Metal Coldplay Fan
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
splenetic shivering hairy legs
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
Transparent brunch black woman
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
splenetic shivering hairy legs
  07/14/25
wut
Pearly jap stead
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
splenetic shivering hairy legs
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
sable contagious church building incel
  07/14/25
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Rough-skinned bright love of her life
  07/15/25
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Mind-boggling Chapel
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thriller aggressive business firm
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adventurous chad
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Maize goyim mental disorder
  07/15/25
People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
Scarlet preventive strike range
  07/15/25
No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
thriller aggressive business firm
  07/15/25
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Pearl candlestick maker
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fantasy-prone underhanded stage
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Cracking field kitty
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Confused Self-absorbed Menage
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Motley Metal Coldplay Fan
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Swashbuckling Henna Trailer Park
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lascivious orange property
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fantasy-prone underhanded stage
  07/15/25
we all have brother
excitant abusive house
  07/15/25
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excitant abusive house
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Rough-skinned bright love of her life
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
Fragrant misanthropic national associate
  07/14/25
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honey-headed theater stage liquid oxygen
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
Chocolate aromatic foreskin hospital
  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
Rough-skinned bright love of her life
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
opaque erotic scourge upon the earth library
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
disgusting concupiscible spot corn cake
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
histrionic toilet seat friendly grandma
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
blue racy dilemma jewess
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
Dashing frisky heaven selfie
  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
bronze naked parlor roast beef
  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
Snowy Jet-lagged Tanning Salon Idea He Suggested
  07/15/25
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soul-stirring theatre
  07/15/25
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Heady gaming laptop abode
  07/15/25
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Motley Metal Coldplay Fan
  07/15/25
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excitant abusive house
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
excitant abusive house
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
splenetic shivering hairy legs
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: splenetic shivering hairy legs

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Transparent brunch black woman

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: demanding locale

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Transparent brunch black woman

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: excitant abusive house

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Heady gaming laptop abode

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Pearl candlestick maker

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Swollen Piazza Telephone

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Charismatic indian lodge fat ankles



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: excitant abusive house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Motley Metal Coldplay Fan

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: splenetic shivering hairy legs

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Cracking field kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101502)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Motley Metal Coldplay Fan

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: splenetic shivering hairy legs

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Motley Metal Coldplay Fan

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: splenetic shivering hairy legs

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Motley Metal Coldplay Fan

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Rough-skinned bright love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Snowy Jet-lagged Tanning Salon Idea He Suggested

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Motley Metal Coldplay Fan

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Heady gaming laptop abode

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: excitant abusive house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: chartreuse psychic windowlicker

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Charismatic indian lodge fat ankles

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Transparent brunch black woman

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: demanding locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Motley Metal Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: splenetic shivering hairy legs

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Transparent brunch black woman

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: splenetic shivering hairy legs

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Pearly jap stead

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: splenetic shivering hairy legs

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: sable contagious church building incel

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Rough-skinned bright love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Chapel



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: thriller aggressive business firm



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: adventurous chad



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Maize goyim mental disorder



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Scarlet preventive strike range

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: thriller aggressive business firm

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Pearl candlestick maker



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: fantasy-prone underhanded stage



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Cracking field kitty



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Confused Self-absorbed Menage



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Motley Metal Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Henna Trailer Park



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: lascivious orange property



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: fantasy-prone underhanded stage



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: excitant abusive house

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: excitant abusive house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Rough-skinned bright love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Fragrant misanthropic national associate

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: honey-headed theater stage liquid oxygen



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Chocolate aromatic foreskin hospital

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Rough-skinned bright love of her life

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: opaque erotic scourge upon the earth library

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: disgusting concupiscible spot corn cake

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: histrionic toilet seat friendly grandma

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: blue racy dilemma jewess

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Dashing frisky heaven selfie

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: bronze naked parlor roast beef

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Snowy Jet-lagged Tanning Salon Idea He Suggested

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: soul-stirring theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103899)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Heady gaming laptop abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Motley Metal Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: excitant abusive house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: excitant abusive house

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: splenetic shivering hairy legs

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104451)