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Jurassic Park 1 & 2 but Jeff Goldblum's character is played by Jerry Seinfeld

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amethyst cruel-hearted parlor
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HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared ...
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HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt
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Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upo...
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Ocher arousing pit mad cow disease
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And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I me...
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amethyst cruel-hearted parlor
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blathering judgmental school cafeteria
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Aqua Exciting Associate Shitlib
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*watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a ...
Territorial Pink Messiness
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iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pa...
amethyst cruel-hearted parlor
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it's a good book. i didn't really get ellison vibes from ...
Territorial Pink Messiness
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also in junior high. i remember being shocked by the sexual...
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greedy native
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Motley filthpig tanning salon
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*hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler*
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: amethyst cruel-hearted parlor



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: vigorous topaz abode

*Newman gets eaten by a dinosaur*

Well, that’s a shame.

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: amethyst cruel-hearted parlor



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Territorial Pink Messiness



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: bronze university



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:26 AM
Author: indigo temple

HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared no expense.

MALCOLM: I think I noticed a few vulnerabilities you may have overlooked.

*laughter*

HAMMOND: Vulnerabilities? Whatever do you mean?

MALCOLM: Those giant electrified fences, for instance. Did you ever consider what might happen if the power fails?

HAMMOND: That's extremely unlikely.

MALCOLM: Life, evolution, you and me here right now. That was extremely unlikely as well.

HAMMOND: The park is perfectly safe for our guests. We've considered every possibility.

MALCOLM: Well, I don't think you have.

*laughter*

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:27 AM
Author: vigorous topaz abode



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:44 AM
Author: amethyst cruel-hearted parlor



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: greedy native



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: amethyst cruel-hearted parlor

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: Territorial Pink Messiness



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Cerise patrolman



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Territorial Pink Messiness



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: bronze university

HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:45 AM
Author: amethyst cruel-hearted parlor

Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upon meeting his black gymnast daughter in 2

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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Ocher arousing pit mad cow disease



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:31 AM
Author: Comical hominid

And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I mean, Tyrannosaurus Rex? It's like, no wonder he's on a murderous rampage, you hear what his brother Oedipus did to their mom and dad?

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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:34 AM
Author: amethyst cruel-hearted parlor



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: blathering judgmental school cafeteria



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Territorial Pink Messiness



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Aqua Exciting Associate Shitlib



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: Territorial Pink Messiness

*watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a dinosaur*

"Life, uh, finds a way."

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: amethyst cruel-hearted parlor

iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pack of compsognathus while struggling to get up a hill

that book was actually really grim, reminded me of Ellison at times

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Territorial Pink Messiness

it's a good book.

i didn't really get ellison vibes from it--the writing is much more straightforward than anything HE ever did, even in his earliest days, IMO--but I read the book when I was in junior high so maybe there's stuff I've missed.

you've read Sphere, right? That's my favorite Crichton (and that one actually does have some Ellisonian touches around the edges now that I think about it).

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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: amethyst cruel-hearted parlor

also in junior high. i remember being shocked by the sexual content in jp

there was a bitterness in it that i'd recall when i was later introduced to ellison's stuff

sphere i don't think i ever read although i saw the film at some point but don't remember much of anything about it

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: abusive mother

Hammond: "Oh, that's Mr. DNA! We hired a top comedian for the voice acting, a Mr. Kenny Bania, I'm sure you know his work."

Malcolm (Jerry): *winces*

They watch the video, and Hammond and Ellie laugh at all of Bania's dumb jokes.

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:20 AM
Author: amethyst cruel-hearted parlor



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Territorial Pink Messiness



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: greedy native



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Motley filthpig tanning salon



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: dashing keepsake machete wrinkle

*hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler*

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Territorial Pink Messiness



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: amethyst cruel-hearted parlor



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: abusive mother



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Ocher arousing pit mad cow disease



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: bronze university

The child Timmy Murphy find night-goggles in back of electric vehicle and start playing with them.

TimmyMurphy: "Oh cool, night vision!"

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "Dem be heavy?"

Tim Murphy nods yes.

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "If it over 7 pound, you kids put it down!"

Reluctantly, Timmy takes night vision goggles off as it begins to rain harder.



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