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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
Vivacious saffron location puppy
  12/08/25
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Vivacious saffron location puppy
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
cerebral ocher really tough guy faggot firefighter
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
up-to-no-good selfie queen of the night
  12/12/25
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Fragrant ticket booth private investor
  12/17/25
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Razzle-dazzle immigrant hall
  12/17/25
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narrow-minded spot
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
maroon talented dysfunction milk
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
Vivacious saffron location puppy
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
maroon talented dysfunction milk
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
Vivacious saffron location puppy
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
Stirring hateful chapel
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
Vivacious saffron location puppy
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
Avocado State Mood
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
Vivacious saffron location puppy
  12/18/25
lol
Laughsome Windowlicker
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
Avocado State Mood
  12/17/25
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Vivacious saffron location puppy
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
Fragrant ticket booth private investor
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
deranged concupiscible rehab
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
Laughsome Windowlicker
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
Fragrant ticket booth private investor
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
deranged concupiscible rehab
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
Fragrant ticket booth private investor
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
unholy rambunctious institution
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
Apoplectic Ruddy Area Gunner
  12/17/25
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exhilarant dark sneaky criminal mental disorder
  12/17/25
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geriatric dopamine
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
Self-centered Twinkling Uncleanness Personal Credit Line
  12/17/25
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blue out-of-control brethren
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
Vivacious saffron location puppy
  12/17/25
...
Crusty Purple Trump Supporter
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
Multi-colored pit organic girlfriend
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
insane maniacal lettuce rigor
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
unholy rambunctious institution
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
insane maniacal lettuce rigor
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
unholy rambunctious institution
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
insane maniacal lettuce rigor
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
puce french chef crotch
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
deranged concupiscible rehab
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
Multi-colored pit organic girlfriend
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
deranged concupiscible rehab
  12/17/25
...
puce french chef crotch
  12/17/25
I am not!
Multi-colored pit organic girlfriend
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
Electric voyeur
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Vivacious saffron location puppy

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Vivacious saffron location puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: cerebral ocher really tough guy faggot firefighter

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: up-to-no-good selfie queen of the night

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Fragrant ticket booth private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle immigrant hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: narrow-minded spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: maroon talented dysfunction milk

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Vivacious saffron location puppy

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: maroon talented dysfunction milk

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Vivacious saffron location puppy

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Stirring hateful chapel

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Vivacious saffron location puppy

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Avocado State Mood

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Vivacious saffron location puppy

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Laughsome Windowlicker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Avocado State Mood

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Vivacious saffron location puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Fragrant ticket booth private investor

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: deranged concupiscible rehab

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Laughsome Windowlicker

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Fragrant ticket booth private investor

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: deranged concupiscible rehab

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Fragrant ticket booth private investor

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: unholy rambunctious institution

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Apoplectic Ruddy Area Gunner

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: exhilarant dark sneaky criminal mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: geriatric dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Self-centered Twinkling Uncleanness Personal Credit Line

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: blue out-of-control brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Vivacious saffron location puppy

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Crusty Purple Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Multi-colored pit organic girlfriend

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: insane maniacal lettuce rigor

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: unholy rambunctious institution

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: insane maniacal lettuce rigor

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: unholy rambunctious institution

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: insane maniacal lettuce rigor

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: puce french chef crotch

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: deranged concupiscible rehab

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Multi-colored pit organic girlfriend

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: deranged concupiscible rehab

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: puce french chef crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Multi-colored pit organic girlfriend

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Electric voyeur

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518198)