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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
Mischievous hunting ground property
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
Vermilion selfie
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
aquamarine concupiscible corner preventive strike
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
Vermilion selfie
  07/14/25
100%
walnut laser beams
  07/15/25
FAG
Hairraiser Underhanded Location
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
charismatic stead
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
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Sepia awkward kitchen
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walnut laser beams
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
Mind-boggling scourge upon the earth
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
Mischievous hunting ground property
  07/14/25
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Splenetic Motley Resort Blood Rage
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
Mind-boggling scourge upon the earth
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
Mischievous hunting ground property
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
Mind-boggling scourge upon the earth
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
Mischievous hunting ground property
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
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Excitant Spot Travel Guidebook
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You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
cracking copper mad cow disease
  07/15/25
Lol
Mind-boggling scourge upon the earth
  07/15/25
jfc 180
Hairraiser Underhanded Location
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walnut laser beams
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At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
180 business firm
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"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
Sepia awkward kitchen
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this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
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aquamarine concupiscible corner preventive strike
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Mind-boggling scourge upon the earth
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Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
Mischievous hunting ground property
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
Vermilion selfie
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
Mischievous hunting ground property
  07/14/25
wut
crystalline macaca site
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
Mischievous hunting ground property
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
Infuriating smoky jew
  07/15/25
No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
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charismatic stead
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Henna floppy roast beef stage
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we all have brother
walnut laser beams
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walnut laser beams
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Excitant Spot Travel Guidebook
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
Metal laughsome faggotry
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cerebral rose forum
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
Canary cruise ship fanboi
  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
Excitant Spot Travel Guidebook
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
irradiated filthpig
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
Flickering locale
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
medicated locus
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
Violet Hairless Temple
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
aromatic whorehouse immigrant
  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
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Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
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walnut laser beams
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
walnut laser beams
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
Mischievous hunting ground property
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Mischievous hunting ground property

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Vermilion selfie

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: aquamarine concupiscible corner preventive strike

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Vermilion selfie

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: walnut laser beams

100%

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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Hairraiser Underhanded Location

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: charismatic stead

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: vibrant hospital becky

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Sepia awkward kitchen



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: walnut laser beams



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Mind-boggling scourge upon the earth

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Mischievous hunting ground property

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Splenetic Motley Resort Blood Rage



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Mind-boggling scourge upon the earth

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Mischievous hunting ground property

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Mind-boggling scourge upon the earth

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Mischievous hunting ground property

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Mind-boggling scourge upon the earth

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Excitant Spot Travel Guidebook



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: cracking copper mad cow disease

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Mind-boggling scourge upon the earth

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Hairraiser Underhanded Location

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: walnut laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: 180 business firm

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Sepia awkward kitchen

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Vermilion selfie

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: aquamarine concupiscible corner preventive strike



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Mind-boggling scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Mischievous hunting ground property

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Vermilion selfie

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Mischievous hunting ground property

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: crystalline macaca site

wut

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Mischievous hunting ground property

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: sexy racy volcanic crater

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Excitant Spot Travel Guidebook



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: flatulent maize wrinkle reading party



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: bateful psychic university



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: talented abusive principal's office fortuitous meteor



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: trip twinkling uncleanness



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Infuriating smoky jew

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: bateful psychic university

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: charismatic stead



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Henna floppy roast beef stage



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Splenetic Motley Resort Blood Rage



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Provocative Naked Masturbator Double Fault



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Mind-boggling scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Rusted stag film trust fund



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: appetizing pisswyrm



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Henna floppy roast beef stage



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: walnut laser beams

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: walnut laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Excitant Spot Travel Guidebook



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Metal laughsome faggotry

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: cerebral rose forum



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Canary cruise ship fanboi

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Excitant Spot Travel Guidebook

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: irradiated filthpig

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Flickering locale

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: medicated locus

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Violet Hairless Temple

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: aromatic whorehouse immigrant

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: learning disabled comical windowlicker

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: cracking copper mad cow disease

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: multi-colored sapphire meetinghouse



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Hairraiser Underhanded Location



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Mind-boggling scourge upon the earth



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: walnut laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: walnut laser beams

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Mischievous hunting ground property

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104451)