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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
blue kink-friendly dysfunction dragon
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
Costumed provocative boltzmann
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
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go, get drunk, come home late af
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the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
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  11/11/25
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you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
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relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
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tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
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  11/11/25
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: blue kink-friendly dysfunction dragon

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Costumed provocative boltzmann

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: blue kink-friendly dysfunction dragon

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Costumed provocative boltzmann

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Bespoke stimulating preventive strike forum



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Spruce frozen plaza ape

Just tell some n word jokes.

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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: glittery pontificating mother spot

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: blue kink-friendly dysfunction dragon

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: glittery pontificating mother spot

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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Judgmental deer antler mediation

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: obsidian impertinent prole



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: electric potus

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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: blue kink-friendly dysfunction dragon

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Laughsome community account



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: heady charcoal theatre

go, get drunk, come home late af

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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Red razzle gaping ticket booth

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: blue kink-friendly dysfunction dragon

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Red razzle gaping ticket booth

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: heady charcoal theatre



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Rusted Pervert

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: blue kink-friendly dysfunction dragon

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: mentally impaired selfie theater stage

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Rusted Pervert

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Cracking Rebellious Friendly Grandma Gas Station

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: blue kink-friendly dysfunction dragon

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: vivacious milky blood rage cruise ship

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: yellow field



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: violet thriller liquid oxygen area

lmfao

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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bisexual nursing home ladyboy

Aren’t iPods crazy?

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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Cracking Rebellious Friendly Grandma Gas Station



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Crystalline Diverse Parlour



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Principal's Office



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring painfully honest jap party of the first part

sprinted here

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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: yellow field



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Silver aromatic feces

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: blue kink-friendly dysfunction dragon

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Principal's Office

tp

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Burgundy House

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Lavender bateful bawdyhouse

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: blue kink-friendly dysfunction dragon

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Rambunctious National

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: blue kink-friendly dysfunction dragon



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: coral buck-toothed crackhouse stock car

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: blue kink-friendly dysfunction dragon



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: yellow field



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Crystalline Diverse Parlour

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: obsidian impertinent prole



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: arrogant brunch haunted graveyard



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Costumed provocative boltzmann



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Laughsome community account



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Burgundy House



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Boyish Stubborn Factory Reset Button Center



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: carmine abode partner

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: blue kink-friendly dysfunction dragon

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: amethyst violent stag film nibblets

3 words: pepper thine angus

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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Bespoke stimulating preventive strike forum

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

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