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What would Tiger be like if he were bad at golf?

He seems relatively intelligent and checks the right boxes, ...
Big Clique Energy
  03/31/26
lol he has zero charisma or gravitas. He'd maybe end up man...
Bronus Swagner
  04/01/26
this. he is ugly. his personality sucks. he is not a great s...
SkaddenArse
  04/01/26
seems like an accountant
UhOh
  03/31/26
Second tier city rainmaker, or even office managing, partner...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  03/31/26
so he still ends up with a DWI
UhOh
  03/31/26
Okay, I lol'd
Fidele in Bruges circa 2003
  03/31/26
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Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  03/31/26
...
Fidele in Bruges circa 2003
  03/31/26
lol
woah
  04/01/26
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Fidele in Bruges circa 2003
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chilmata
  04/01/26
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Fidele in Bruges circa 2003
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elderly jewish father in law megapoasting from FL
  04/01/26
Can’t see this username without LOLing, ty
Fidele in Bruges circa 2003
  04/01/26
Go on...
...,....,,........
  04/01/26
...
Fidele in Bruges circa 2003
  04/01/26
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Big Clique Energy
  04/01/26
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Fidele in Bruges circa 2003
  04/01/26
Who would his Anna Kendrick be in that case?
Fidele in Bruges circa 2003
  04/01/26
some azn 7 who is also an accountant
UhOh
  04/01/26
I understand and wish to continue. 🐯
Fidele in Bruges circa 2003
  04/01/26
He’s been married to Natalie for 22 years now. Before...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  04/01/26
1800000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Fidele in Bruges circa 2003
  04/01/26
wouldn’t subsidize her rent past her 25th birthday tp
Fidele in Bruges circa 2003
  04/01/26
Many Such Cases!
Ricky Pitino
  04/01/26
...
Fidele in Bruges circa 2003
  04/01/26
“Yoga pants and Pilates. Range Rovers. Golden Retreive...
Fidele in Bruges circa 2003
  04/01/26
are big 4 partners balling that hard?
UhOh
  04/01/26
Their wives are
Sex & Love Addict
  04/01/26
...
Fidele in Bruges circa 2003
  04/01/26
Cr. And our universe Tiger has like a 200 foot Westport yac...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  04/01/26
Leveraging his life to the absolute hilt And Absolute...
Fidele in Bruges circa 2003
  04/01/26
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artificial intelligence
  04/01/26
...
Fidele in Bruges circa 2003
  04/01/26
Holy shit
Hitler's Top Guy
  04/01/26
...
Fidele in Bruges circa 2003
  04/01/26
nico harris
Respect your Elders
  03/31/26
He's too competitive to not be in something like sales.
Paralegal Marandi
  03/31/26
I don't think anyone asked for a retarded brown piece of shi...
Hang Kikelensky NOW
  03/31/26
...
Ricky Pitino
  04/01/26
...
Fidele in Bruges circa 2003
  04/01/26
just a big kid who never grew up like that Tom Hanks charact...
Brussels Sprout: Brussels,Helsinki,Stockholm,Kyiv
  04/01/26
sober
just be racist
  04/01/26
Whoa
Fidele in Bruges circa 2003
  04/01/26
genx
Waingro
  04/01/26
wtf I love genx now
Fidele in Bruges circa 2003
  04/01/26
Military. There was some article a few years back about how ...
Richard Ames
  04/01/26
180, I’d forgotten about that Seems like he knows ...
Fidele in Bruges circa 2003
  04/01/26
Haha imagine being like that lol
Hitler's Top Guy
  04/01/26
;-)
Fidele in Bruges circa 2003
  04/01/26
...
Hitler's Top Guy
  04/01/26
His dad was a SEAL
So we looked at the data
  04/01/26
The most prestigious tiger woods ancestral heritage discussi...
Fidele in Bruges circa 2003
  04/01/26
That's how he got injured, doing fantasy camp SEAL workouts....
So we looked at the data
  04/01/26
There is probably an alternate universe where he never does ...
Richard Ames
  04/01/26
...
Fidele in Bruges circa 2003
  04/01/26
your forgetting one serious factor - tiger woods is a bitch
SkaddenArse
  04/01/26
bald, ugly, lonely, and talentless... basically CharlesXII
we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos
  04/01/26
Pro eSports player
Bronus Swagner
  04/01/26
🤯🤯🤯
Fidele in Bruges circa 2003
  04/01/26
he'd run a roofing company and upcharge first-time homeowner...
""''"'"'"'".
  04/01/26


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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:32 PM
Author: Big Clique Energy

He seems relatively intelligent and checks the right boxes, so I could see him as a token high-level corporate exec with an easy/bullshit portfolio (“EVP of Innovation”).

He’d definitely have a white wife, not as hot as Elin, but probably solid for a UMC shrew.

I can’t imagine he’d have a lot of friends, he would still be cheap and unpleasant. The black security guards would say hi to him but secretly think he’s an Urkel/Uncle Tom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49784854)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: Bronus Swagner

lol he has zero charisma or gravitas. He'd maybe end up managing an Enterprise if he tried getting an office job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49786721)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:14 PM
Author: SkaddenArse

this. he is ugly. his personality sucks. he is not a great speaker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49786782)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:33 PM
Author: UhOh

seems like an accountant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49784857)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

Second tier city rainmaker, or even office managing, partner at PwC with a portfolio of middle market goods & services distribution/middle-man companies that he sells audit and advisory services to. He’s 15% worse at golf than he is in our universe, which still makes him a standout at his country club (which he wouldn’t have been able to join prior to 1988). The contrast between how he’s treated there by the young businessman golfers and the old boomer biddies causes massive cognitive dissonances that spilled over into THE INCIDENT at the Christmas party a few years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49784881)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:45 PM
Author: UhOh

so he still ends up with a DWI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49784899)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49784911)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49784977)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49785048)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: woah (hitler did nothing wrong)

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49785999)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49786002)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: chilmata



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49786596)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49786758)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: elderly jewish father in law megapoasting from FL (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49785394)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003

Can’t see this username without LOLing, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49785988)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 8:13 AM
Author: ...,....,,........

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49785406)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49785989)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:31 PM
Author: Big Clique Energy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49786067)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49786073)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003

Who would his Anna Kendrick be in that case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49786000)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: UhOh

some azn 7 who is also an accountant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49786008)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003

I understand and wish to continue. 🐯

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49786010)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

He’s been married to Natalie for 22 years now. Before kids she also worked at PwC in HR. She spent two years post-college in MFH living it up, before moving back to ATL to “be closer to family” which is obviously code for daddy wouldn’t subsidize her rent past her 25th birthday. She reconnected with Tiger, who she’d known in passing as undergrads at UGA for the two years they overlapped, via the country club. She was a Tri Delt and keeps her hair just as blonde and coiffed at 48 as she did at 18. Yoga pants and Pilates. Range Rovers. Golden Retreivers. Three kids in private school. Buckhead home. Litchfield beach house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49786365)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:57 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003

1800000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49786389)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003

wouldn’t subsidize her rent past her 25th birthday tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49786392)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Ricky Pitino

Many Such Cases!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49786566)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49786722)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:59 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003

“Yoga pants and Pilates. Range Rovers. Golden Retreivers.”

Made my day with this part, tyvm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49786396)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:19 PM
Author: UhOh

are big 4 partners balling that hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49786474)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Sex & Love Addict

Their wives are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49786522)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49786724)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

Cr. And our universe Tiger has like a 200 foot Westport yacht. Leveraging his life to the absolute hilt is hardcoded into his DNA. Absolute ancestral memory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49786746)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:03 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003

Leveraging his life to the absolute hilt

And

Absolute ancestral memory

IRL involuntary laughter while standing in line at Chipotle, ty for your cyber service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49786755)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:16 PM
Author: artificial intelligence



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49786788)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:31 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49786843)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:21 PM
Author: Hitler's Top Guy

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49786480)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49786725)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: Respect your Elders (1799 SOL away from student loan freedom (thanks gator))

nico harris

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49784858)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:41 PM
Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!)

He's too competitive to not be in something like sales.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49784888)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:43 PM
Author: Hang Kikelensky NOW

I don't think anyone asked for a retarded brown piece of shit to chime in, so fuck off goat nigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49784892)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Ricky Pitino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49786568)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49785995)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 8:08 AM
Author: Brussels Sprout: Brussels,Helsinki,Stockholm,Kyiv


just a big kid who never grew up like that Tom Hanks character

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49785387)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 8:13 AM
Author: just be racist

sober

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49785404)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003

Whoa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49785991)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Waingro

genx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49786011)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003

wtf I love genx now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49786036)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: Richard Ames

Military. There was some article a few years back about how he became obsessed with the Navy SEALs and would train with them in his off time. He apparently talked about leaving golf to try and become one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49786104)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003

180, I’d forgotten about that

Seems like he knows on some level that a structured disciplined existence is what works best for him, but can’t find the consistent motivation to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49786118)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:21 PM
Author: Hitler's Top Guy

Haha imagine being like that lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49786479)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003

;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49786757)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:15 PM
Author: Hitler's Top Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49786966)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: So we looked at the data

His dad was a SEAL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49786750)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:08 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003

The most prestigious tiger woods ancestral heritage discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49786760)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: So we looked at the data

That's how he got injured, doing fantasy camp SEAL workouts. The SEALs thought he was a dweeb and he wouldn't buy them drinks or dinner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49786748)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:09 PM
Author: Richard Ames

There is probably an alternate universe where he never does the SEAL workouts and wins 20 majors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49786771)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49786841)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:16 PM
Author: SkaddenArse

your forgetting one serious factor - tiger woods is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49786791)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos (oppose israel bois)

bald, ugly, lonely, and talentless... basically CharlesXII

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49786398)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:41 PM
Author: Bronus Swagner

Pro eSports player

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49786704)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:49 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003

🤯🤯🤯

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49786726)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: ""''"'"'"'".

he'd run a roofing company and upcharge first-time homeowners on everything fucking thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2).#49786986)