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Amber immigrant
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this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head
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Height of assosciate?
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6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
exhilarant den
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this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.
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Moar!
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the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this boar...
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I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
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he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
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Deranged internal respiration old irish cottage
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Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
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closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
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Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
primrose abnormal boiling water
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so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
Amber immigrant
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Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
primrose abnormal boiling water
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i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
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still going strong
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(Chip Kelly)
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Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
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Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
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All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
Smoky native
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WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
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Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a...
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OMG spot on movie voice guy!
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Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
bonkers library
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Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
primrose abnormal boiling water
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Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
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Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
primrose abnormal boiling water
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don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
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Glittery Weed Whacker
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Smoky native
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(Rick Reilly)
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Smoky native
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Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
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Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
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*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
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"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
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bump for Buddy
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*makes Buddy partner*
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who's a good associate?
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Twisted Hell
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imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
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primrose abnormal boiling water
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Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
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Ouch
primrose abnormal boiling water
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SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
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Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
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Happy Friday, brothers.
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Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
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I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:27 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:33 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: scarlet fighting indian lodge

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:38 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: exhilarant den

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*cute legal assistant removes motion from TumiDogPack, hands to judge*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:36 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: exhilarant den

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:20 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: primrose abnormal boiling water

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

Also tagline suggestions are welcome; my default will be " he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!"

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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Sable Slimy Church Cuckoldry

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

LOL

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: pale coiffed public bath candlestick maker

It practically writes itself!

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Deranged internal respiration old irish cottage

Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: painfully honest field telephone

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: primrose abnormal boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470831)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ultramarine locus marketing idea



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Amber immigrant

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: primrose abnormal boiling water

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: Amber immigrant

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: primrose abnormal boiling water

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Amber immigrant

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: primrose abnormal boiling water

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Elite mexican dopamine



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: Turquoise supple nibblets address



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: bonkers library

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: misunderstood ladyboy volcanic crater



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: primrose abnormal boiling water



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: Glittery Weed Whacker



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: Deranged internal respiration old irish cottage



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: Glittery Weed Whacker

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Smoky native

(Chip Kelly)

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: primrose abnormal boiling water

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Elite mexican dopamine



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: painfully honest field telephone

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Smoky native

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: primrose abnormal boiling water



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: painfully honest field telephone

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Smoky native



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: trip dysfunction



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ultramarine locus marketing idea



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: cream naked preventive strike



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Sable Slimy Church Cuckoldry

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: primrose abnormal boiling water



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Plum patrolman lettuce



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: drab lascivious fortuitous meteor home



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: cream naked preventive strike



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: primrose abnormal boiling water

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: insecure shimmering resort faggotry

*bark aves

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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: crawly useless brakes



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: Deranged internal respiration old irish cottage

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Sable Slimy Church Cuckoldry

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: magenta parlour pocket flask



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Smoky native

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: Galvanic regret rehab

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: appetizing affirmative action school cafeteria

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: Sable Slimy Church Cuckoldry



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Fishy disgusting abode reading party



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Aromatic Cobalt Hissy Fit



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: magenta parlour pocket flask



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: misunderstood ladyboy volcanic crater



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: Elite mexican dopamine



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: costumed sound barrier business firm



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: exhilarant den

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: drab lascivious fortuitous meteor home



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: violet voyeur

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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Lavender out-of-control psychic main people



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Smoky native

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: flesh crusty filthpig

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: frum thriller love of her life jewess

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: Sexy razzle set

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Curious Brindle Forum Dog Poop

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Black Adulterous Alpha Doctorate



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Demanding therapy coffee pot

lmao

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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: Rough-skinned goyim gaping



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: Rough-skinned goyim gaping



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: Salmon bateful school



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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: Glittery Weed Whacker

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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: Deranged internal respiration old irish cottage

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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:49 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: appetizing affirmative action school cafeteria

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: excitant chrome roommate associate



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: soul-stirring unhinged friendly grandma



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: brass quadroon

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: arousing range



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: bonkers library

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: primrose abnormal boiling water

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: saffron double fault heaven

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: primrose abnormal boiling water

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: pale coiffed public bath candlestick maker

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: appetizing affirmative action school cafeteria

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: primrose abnormal boiling water



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Deranged internal respiration old irish cottage



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: dashing casino pisswyrm

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: Anal center



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Smoky native

!

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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Swashbuckling stain parlor

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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Burgundy scourge upon the earth



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: Amber immigrant



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: Smoky native

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: marvelous mahogany half-breed codepig

(Rick Reilly)

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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Smoky native

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: Spectacular lime theater stage

great thread

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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: flesh crusty filthpig

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: exhilarant den

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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: crystalline bawdyhouse

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Azure Church Building Sex Offender

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Azure Church Building Sex Offender

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Azure Church Building Sex Offender



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: provocative stag film

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: Glittery Weed Whacker

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: Deranged internal respiration old irish cottage

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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: Azure Church Building Sex Offender

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Frisky ticket booth persian

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Deranged internal respiration old irish cottage



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Azure Church Building Sex Offender

bump for Buddy

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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Bronze ape

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: exciting idea he suggested

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: exciting idea he suggested

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: Elite mexican dopamine



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ultramarine locus marketing idea

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Dull Blood Rage



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: Self-absorbed onyx site



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: provocative stag film

*makes Buddy partner*

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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: Smoky native



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: cream naked preventive strike



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Black Adulterous Alpha Doctorate

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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: Anal center



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Sexy razzle set

who's a good associate?

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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Twisted Hell

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: primrose abnormal boiling water



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: cream naked preventive strike



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: Sepia racy brunch keepsake machete

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: primrose abnormal boiling water

HOLY SHIT 180000000

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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Elite mexican dopamine

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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: aqua drunken bbw jap

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
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HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: Jade hall toaster

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Black Adulterous Alpha Doctorate

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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: primrose abnormal boiling water

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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: arousing range

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Author: Anal center

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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: appetizing affirmative action school cafeteria

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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Anal center

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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: appetizing affirmative action school cafeteria

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
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