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JJC getting nowagd so hard he had to take a sick day is the funniest thing

fuck i hate being mean to jjc because he is really an artist...
cyan karate
  08/25/21
He was just trolling the PUA board with that story. IRL, he ...
Crusty Police Squad Main People
  08/25/21
I’m not familiar with this part of the canon, pls copy...
domesticated national fortuitous meteor
  08/25/21
don't have the text but it was legendary
Bateful fantasy-prone lodge
  08/25/21
its how i learned what AMOG means
cyan karate
  08/25/21
Hey guys. This is really embarrassing, but I want to be hone...
cyan karate
  08/25/21
“Prodigy”
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  08/25/21
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  08/25/21
this never gets old
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Racy Canary Area
  08/25/21
its fucking legendary, never gets old even after dozens of r...
Bateful fantasy-prone lodge
  08/25/21
i never picked up on the fact that he got lion kinged by a &...
cyan karate
  08/25/21
like with other great works, you pick up something new on ea...
Arrogant walnut mood
  08/25/21
the funny thing with classic JJC posts is that this phenomen...
Bateful fantasy-prone lodge
  08/25/21
Also some of us were just too young when first exposeed to a...
cyan karate
  08/25/21
JJC is a true artist, the line between his flame and reality...
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rebellious disgusting athletic conference patrolman
  03/25/22
oh i did see this one ty
domesticated national fortuitous meteor
  08/25/21
lol this is great. underrated part is him thinking a higher ...
Disturbing fluffy cuckold
  08/25/21
he was only 26 now he's 40 and still thinks that which is s...
talented fear-inspiring stage reading party
  08/29/21
A part of me even thought maybe I should leave the game T...
twinkling overrated base water buffalo
  08/25/21
theres some implication there that the game needs him
cyan karate
  08/30/21
this is a work of art
hairless exhilarant dragon
  08/29/21
I DEMAND to know the symptoms the next day
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  08/30/21
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  09/14/21
180!
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Just randomly thought of this and started to lol
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“dancing monkey” frame is the worst
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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:39 AM
Author: cyan karate

fuck i hate being mean to jjc because he is really an artist but that thread was too much jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43006134)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:43 AM
Author: Crusty Police Squad Main People

He was just trolling the PUA board with that story. IRL, he closed the HB9.5 and was fucking within an hour of opening her at the club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43006154)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: domesticated national fortuitous meteor

I’m not familiar with this part of the canon, pls copypaste thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43006169)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:58 AM
Author: Bateful fantasy-prone lodge

don't have the text but it was legendary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43006228)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:59 AM
Author: cyan karate

its how i learned what AMOG means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43006232)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:59 AM
Author: cyan karate

Hey guys. This is really embarrassing, but I want to be honest with my fellow PUA's. I just got back from a really classy lounge in Chicago and feel utterly demoralized. The night started well. Things went downhill when I spotted a tall blonde HB9.5 with two of her girlfriends and this short bald chubby guy. I approached her and asked an opinion opener I made up. She looked at me like I was a weirdo and told me to ask the guy. He then AMOG'ed me and made the girls laugh. I had no idea what to do; my knees started shaking, and I got nervous. I then talked to one of her friends. The conversation started reasonably well, but I ran out of things to say, and she just walked away. Today is one of those days when I so wish I was making 10 million a year or was a celebrity, so I can get those girls without breaking a sweat. A part of me even thought maybe I should leave the game and devote all my efforts to making a shitload of money. This weekend I plan on redeeming myself. Nonetheless, it really stings when your dream girl turns you away like a sack of feces.

JJC

"Prodigy"

Chicago, IL

jjc1122

Junior Member

Join Date: 11/30/2006 | Posts: 25

Thanks for the encouragement guys. I called in sick for work and feel a lot better. I think the trap I fell into last night is what Tyler calls the "dancing-monkey" stage, where you just want to entertain the girls. I was trying too hard to make them laugh. This is an issue I've been struggling with big time. How do you develop attraction without falling into that "dancing monkey" frame?

JJC

"Prodigy"

Chicago, IL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43006231)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:01 AM
Author: Fragrant step-uncle's house gunner

“Prodigy”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43006238)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:11 AM
Author: Judgmental avocado mad cow disease casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43006272)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:19 AM
Author: beady-eyed field skinny woman

this never gets old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43006316)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:22 AM
Author: Racy Canary Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43006335)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:22 AM
Author: Bateful fantasy-prone lodge

its fucking legendary, never gets old even after dozens of readings. A lot of us can recite the "Sup Brady" email verbatim. Simply genius work that stands the test of time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43006340)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:54 AM
Author: cyan karate

i never picked up on the fact that he got lion kinged by a "short bald chubby guy"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43006449)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:14 PM
Author: Arrogant walnut mood

like with other great works, you pick up something new on each read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43006532)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:27 PM
Author: Bateful fantasy-prone lodge

the funny thing with classic JJC posts is that this phenomenon can literally happen over the course of many years, picking up new nuggets even though you've read it dozens of times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43006600)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:36 PM
Author: cyan karate

Also some of us were just too young when first exposeed to a JJC post. Like trying to read Faulkner as a 9th grader

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43006644)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 1:07 PM
Author: Arrogant walnut mood

JJC is a true artist, the line between his flame and reality is so masterfully blurred

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43006789)



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Date: March 25th, 2022 6:15 PM
Author: stimulating weed whacker gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#44217673)



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Date: March 25th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: rebellious disgusting athletic conference patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#44217682)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:31 PM
Author: domesticated national fortuitous meteor

oh i did see this one ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43006613)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 1:12 PM
Author: Disturbing fluffy cuckold

lol this is great. underrated part is him thinking a higher salary would've helped here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43006801)



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Date: August 29th, 2021 5:36 PM
Author: talented fear-inspiring stage reading party

he was only 26

now he's 40 and still thinks that which is sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43028904)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 1:17 PM
Author: twinkling overrated base water buffalo

A part of me even thought maybe I should leave the game

That's my favorite line, the little slice of jjc that thinks maybe he won't make it as a PUA. Pure gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43006836)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 3:17 PM
Author: cyan karate

theres some implication there that the game needs him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43034230)



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Date: August 29th, 2021 5:41 PM
Author: hairless exhilarant dragon

this is a work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43028931)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 3:16 PM
Author: cyan karate

I DEMAND to know the symptoms the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43034219)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 12:37 PM
Author: cyan karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43114878)



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Date: March 25th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: stimulating weed whacker gas station

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#44217637)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: thriller umber toilet seat coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#49024549)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: fulano



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#49511654)



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Date: January 1st, 2022 2:06 PM
Author: cyan karate

Just randomly thought of this and started to lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43710752)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 12:28 PM
Author: alcoholic university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43856595)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 12:25 PM
Author: cyan karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43856557)



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Date: March 25th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: stimulating weed whacker gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#44217634)



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Date: April 13th, 2022 6:16 PM
Author: lime parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#44333265)



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Date: April 13th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: stimulating weed whacker gas station

“dancing monkey” frame is the worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#44333274)



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Date: June 12th, 2024 1:45 PM
Author: cyan karate



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Date: June 17th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: thriller umber toilet seat coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#49024547)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: 2 hard 2 black 2 swallow



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#49511692)