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Why are no US sports teams named after the Romans?

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Ti...
Smoky mother mad-dog skullcap
  08/28/25
I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the...
magical spectacular nursing home mediation
  08/28/25
Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point
Doobsian Purple Coffee Pot Feces
  08/28/25
because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after...
Ruddy Gas Station
  08/28/25
how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about...
Histrionic bipolar trump supporter sandwich
  08/28/25
immigration from North Africa is how
Boyish ultramarine temple skinny woman
  08/29/25
If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the ...
violet bawdyhouse
  08/28/25
Romulus and Remus would like a word
magical spectacular nursing home mediation
  08/28/25
That’s what he’s referring to dipshit
Smoky mother mad-dog skullcap
  08/28/25
How about I Trojan your ass
Hot Chapel
  08/28/25
Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and...
abusive degenerate juggernaut
  08/28/25
Read up on the legend a bit more
Smoky mother mad-dog skullcap
  08/28/25
NHL does in Canada https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otta...
Low-t Clown
  08/28/25
cr. forgot about them
Smoky mother mad-dog skullcap
  08/28/25
OP said US sports teams
Dark Vengeful Deer Antler
  08/28/25
by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ot...
Smoky mother mad-dog skullcap
  08/29/25
no
Dark Vengeful Deer Antler
  08/29/25
Eat shit
Exciting slimy base
  08/29/25
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Dark Vengeful Deer Antler
  08/28/25
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Exciting slimy base
  08/28/25
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators
Zombie-like Rigor New Version
  08/28/25
nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. ...
Silver library
  08/28/25
Centurions and Legion would be good names
hyperventilating titillating lettuce stage
  08/28/25
any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so ...
Silver library
  08/29/25
How could you forget about the Rome Emperors? https://en....
insane brilliant stage
  08/28/25
Op pwned. Growing a beard. https://www.centurapride.com/
sadistic point
  08/28/25
Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders...
Doobsian Purple Coffee Pot Feces
  08/28/25
you can’t build an empire through conquest without bei...
Smoky mother mad-dog skullcap
  08/28/25
Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republic...
Doobsian Purple Coffee Pot Feces
  08/28/25
wow
Boyish ultramarine temple skinny woman
  08/29/25
The California Gays are a major team iirc
filthy location
  08/29/25
180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonaut...
Vibrant gaped station
  08/29/25
...
Smoky mother mad-dog skullcap
  08/29/25
I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore ...
Smoky mother mad-dog skullcap
  08/29/25
The Cleveland Commoduses
cracking scourge upon the earth
  08/29/25
The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Balti...
Unhinged Swollen Church Building
  08/29/25
But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, a...
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Golf Wigger
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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: Smoky mother mad-dog skullcap

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Titans), the Norse (Vikings), even the Irish (Celtics and Fighting Irish), but none are named after the Romans. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49218557)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:56 AM
Author: magical spectacular nursing home mediation

I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the closest I could get was the Idaho Vandals, the Vandals having sacked Rome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49218558)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Doobsian Purple Coffee Pot Feces

Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49219392)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: Ruddy Gas Station

because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after niggistan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49218559)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Histrionic bipolar trump supporter sandwich

how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about all the teams named after injuns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49218604)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Boyish ultramarine temple skinny woman

immigration from North Africa is how

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49222270)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: violet bawdyhouse

If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the founders of Rome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49218560)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:02 AM
Author: magical spectacular nursing home mediation

Romulus and Remus would like a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49218562)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: Smoky mother mad-dog skullcap

That’s what he’s referring to dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49218575)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:49 AM
Author: Hot Chapel

How about I Trojan your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49218581)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: abusive degenerate juggernaut

Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and were centuries after Aeneas. That’s the joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49218599)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Smoky mother mad-dog skullcap

Read up on the legend a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49219518)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:33 AM
Author: Low-t Clown

NHL does in Canada

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottawa_Senators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49218579)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:03 AM
Author: Smoky mother mad-dog skullcap

cr. forgot about them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49218590)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Dark Vengeful Deer Antler

OP said US sports teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49220228)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Smoky mother mad-dog skullcap

by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ottawa Senators a credited response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49222259)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Dark Vengeful Deer Antler

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49222271)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Exciting slimy base

Eat shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49222283)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Dark Vengeful Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49218602)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Exciting slimy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49219360)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:42 AM
Author: Zombie-like Rigor New Version

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49218580)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:11 AM
Author: Silver library

nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. Shit like gladiators and centurions doesn’t sound right. Plenty of Colosseum stadiums out there. LA has the Forum, there’s the Aqueduct racetrack in NY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49218598)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: hyperventilating titillating lettuce stage

Centurions and Legion would be good names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49219923)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: Silver library

any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so did the Dallas knights.

legion would be good for soccer i guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49221791)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: insane brilliant stage

How could you forget about the Rome Emperors?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rome_Emperors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49218600)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: sadistic point

Op pwned. Growing a beard.

https://www.centurapride.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49218773)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Doobsian Purple Coffee Pot Feces

Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders. U.S. sports culture wants the scrappers, not the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49219402)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Smoky mother mad-dog skullcap

you can’t build an empire through conquest without being great warriors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49219522)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Doobsian Purple Coffee Pot Feces

Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republican Congressmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49219689)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Boyish ultramarine temple skinny woman

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49222274)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: filthy location

The California Gays are a major team iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49221794)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Vibrant gaped station

180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonauts, occasional VAndals, Scots, Highlanders, VIkings, Norse. Weird ones like Britons and Saxons. But basically no Romans. Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49221815)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Smoky mother mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49221966)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Smoky mother mad-dog skullcap

I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore seen as villains when most US sports franchises and university athletic departments were created? only reason I can think of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49222267)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: cracking scourge upon the earth

The Cleveland Commoduses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49222287)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Unhinged Swollen Church Building

The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Baltimore Christians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49222428)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, and Saints.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#50102090)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Golf Wigger



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#50102080)