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'I'm pregnant!' shouts Jonathan Franzen's wife.

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant...
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Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag ...
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lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s
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still funny.
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Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxo...
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MODS! *(minus "even in success")
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?pls
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Date: September 24th, 2014 7:04 AM
Author: Alcoholic charismatic stage twinkling uncleanness

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant,' he says. 'Pregnant with the next great American novel.' He walks into the backyard and places a single portobello mushroom upon the grill.

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Date: September 28th, 2014 3:41 AM
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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:49 AM
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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: obsidian deranged business firm



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: Passionate abnormal pistol

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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: Cream heaven



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: low-t range pisswyrm



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:20 AM
Author: insecure vivacious selfie tanning salon

never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of who he is thanks to op's vivid description

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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: Razzle House



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good silver factory reset button windowlicker

Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag about how much "audience pussy" he got and realized that it made Franzen extremely uncomfortable. From then on DFW made it a point to talk about and describe to Franzen the audience pussy he obtained throughout their book tours on a nightly basis.

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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: self-centered trailer park roommate

lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s

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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: Balding goyim death wish

Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy with how little groupie pussy he got

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Date: August 26th, 2016 1:58 AM
Author: insecure vivacious selfie tanning salon



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:05 AM
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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:06 AM
Author: ungodly brilliant goal in life



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Date: December 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: Motley Awkward Skinny Woman



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: Motley Awkward Skinny Woman



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: Irradiated Yapping Rehab Nibblets

still funny.

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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: onyx coffee pot



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: Crusty boyish rigpig



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:52 PM
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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac den



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Date: September 17th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: curious violent bbw area

Still 180

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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:30 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac den



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:12 PM
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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: Razzle House



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:05 PM
Author: self-centered trailer park roommate

Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxoer. Neurotic, envious 130 IQ striver/grinder, who pretends he was one of the cool kids and even in success is utterly miserable.

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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac den

MODS!

*(minus "even in success")

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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: self-centered trailer park roommate

?

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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac den

?pls

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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:17 PM
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Date: March 13th, 2021 4:48 PM
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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:37 PM
Author: Twinkling multi-colored hissy fit dysfunction

If u befriended aliens today, in exchanging intergalactic gifts from the human race, would u submit the Corrections? Really?

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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:44 PM
Author: Wonderful Apoplectic State



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Date: August 28th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: Motley Awkward Skinny Woman



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:39 PM
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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:41 PM
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