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what would you do if you had $0 and just got evicted?

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metaphysical fallow
  04/18/25
just start a life of crime at that point society has comp...
The Sandwich Age
  04/19/25
id rely on friends and family until i got back on my feet
novus homo
  04/19/25
ok assume u have none of those things. you are totally alone
metaphysical fallow
  04/19/25
depends on the circumstances that led to me having $0. if...
novus homo
  04/19/25
assume you have no car. you are starting at complete 0
metaphysical fallow
  04/19/25
set up a tent on Newscum's new front lawn and ask where the ...
The Sandwich Age
  04/19/25
how would you get to CA
metaphysical fallow
  04/19/25
spange for bus fare
The Sandwich Age
  04/19/25
homeless shelter. the reason the homeless don't go there is ...
novus homo
  04/19/25
it's because the people there are dicks
The Sandwich Age
  04/19/25
Usually the homeless are afraid of the other residents. It'...
,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,,,..,.,.
  04/19/25
first step is to IMMEDIATELY start working the system for wh...
,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,..,.,,..,.,,.
  04/19/25
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androgenital distance
  04/19/25
#1 mistake a lot of new-printed poors make is not begging ag...
,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,..,.,,..,.,,.
  04/19/25
how's it *misplaced* pride? you're talking about misleading ...
novus homo
  04/19/25
you have $0
metaphysical fallow
  04/19/25
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androgenital distance
  04/19/25
i think the poor should and do have pride.
novus homo
  04/19/25
These systems are actually pretty easy to navigate, it's jus...
,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,,,..,.,.
  04/19/25
I'd kill myself if I even realized I couldn't make rent next...
hank_scorpio
  04/19/25
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metaphysical fallow
  04/19/25
Sleep with a man for a little bit of money
average/ordinary/typical citizen/person
  04/19/25
Yeah but they'll expect more once you get back on your feet....
gibberish (?)
  04/19/25
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Judas Jones
  04/19/25
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average/ordinary/typical citizen/person
  04/19/25
this was my instinct as well but op was clear that you have ...
teeth-falling-out dream
  04/19/25
Call up one of the dozens of people who would be happy to le...
;...;;;;...;.
  04/19/25
wow lucky
metaphysical fallow
  04/19/25
It's not luck. It's being smart
;...;;;;...;.
  04/19/25
Open Seeking arrangement account
AI_concubine
  04/19/25
get a job?
Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong
  04/19/25
Are you employed, sir?
Judas Jones
  04/19/25
Call children “niglets” (tsinah)
queensbridge benzo
  04/19/25
move to SE Asia and teach english
\'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"
  04/19/25
Biglaw
tarrifs
  04/19/25
Work for Salvation Army
Trade Wars Are Good And Easy To Win
  04/19/25
Oh no endless free camping options and benies
gibberish (?)
  04/19/25
go to family and friends. i think you cant realistically get...
Covid was a Hoax
  04/19/25
Buy some tooth numbing cream and mix it with baking soda the...
Traditional Latin ass
  04/19/25
parents, ofs
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  04/19/25
How has no one said rob CSLG yet?
.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,.
  04/19/25
MFCR
Juan Eighty
  04/19/25
uhhhhhhh Chef
penis bum
  04/19/25
blow my brains out on the doorstep of someone who had wronge...
poaster fatly clinging to a bygone era
  04/19/25
this all comes down to dependents
Dunedain cowboy
  04/19/25
Go to one of my other houses I guess.
Drunkard
  04/19/25


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Date: April 18th, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: metaphysical fallow



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2).#48862046)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: The Sandwich Age

just start a life of crime

at that point society has completely abandoned you to the complete ignominy of shelterlessness and has decided to react to your existence like vermin

the welfare of their stupid pet dogs is more important to them than you going hungry and scared in the wilderness alone

and now it's time for you to make them all pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2).#48862056)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:09 AM
Author: novus homo (gunneratttt)

id rely on friends and family until i got back on my feet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2).#48862067)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:18 AM
Author: metaphysical fallow

ok assume u have none of those things. you are totally alone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2).#48862080)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: novus homo (gunneratttt)

depends on the circumstances that led to me having $0.

if it was just some financial disaster but i was still employable id live in my car and work my way out of it.

if i had no hope for gainful employment id see if i could hack it as a teddy k survivalist type. if that failed the only option would be becoming an outlaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2).#48862088)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: metaphysical fallow

assume you have no car. you are starting at complete 0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2).#48862091)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:24 AM
Author: The Sandwich Age

set up a tent on Newscum's new front lawn and ask where the $25,000,000,000 for the homeless went

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2).#48862093)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: metaphysical fallow

how would you get to CA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2).#48862094)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: The Sandwich Age

spange for bus fare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2).#48862095)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:29 AM
Author: novus homo (gunneratttt)

homeless shelter. the reason the homeless don't go there is because you can't shoot up. there are plenty of resources for people down on their luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2).#48862105)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: The Sandwich Age

it's because the people there are dicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2).#48862110)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: ,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,,,..,.,. ( )


Usually the homeless are afraid of the other residents. It's low key hilarious that libs go full "No, they're just our friends & neighbors down on their luck" mode when the homeless themselves know how dangerous some of the population is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2).#48863286)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:29 AM
Author: ,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,..,.,,..,.,,.


first step is to IMMEDIATELY start working the system for whatever scraps you can get. medicare, food stamps, state or locality-specific handouts, etc. and i mean as soon as those offices open for business, if not right now via websites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2).#48862106)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: androgenital distance



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2).#48862108)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: ,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,..,.,,..,.,,.


#1 mistake a lot of new-printed poors make is not begging aggressively or effectively enough. i don't mean from family members (which is kind of gauche at best), but from the system, from strangers via crowdfunding, even via reddit. if you can craft a little narrative about yourself, you are basically selling a story in exchange for alms. do that. don't NOT do it out of misplaced pride.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2).#48862113)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:45 AM
Author: novus homo (gunneratttt)

how's it *misplaced* pride? you're talking about misleading people for donations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2).#48862129)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:49 AM
Author: metaphysical fallow

you have $0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2).#48862136)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: androgenital distance



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2).#48862137)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: novus homo (gunneratttt)

i think the poor should and do have pride.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2).#48862889)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: ,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,,,..,.,. ( )


These systems are actually pretty easy to navigate, it's just that they're mostly used by retards. A chill xo bro who just wanted to game the system would be on disability for his """disability""" pretty quickly and rolling in neetbux

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2).#48863054)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:49 AM
Author: hank_scorpio

I'd kill myself if I even realized I couldn't make rent next month, idk how people end up homeless, wtf are they hanging on to?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2).#48862134)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: metaphysical fallow



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2).#48862866)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Sleep with a man for a little bit of money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2).#48862869)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

Yeah but they'll expect more once you get back on your feet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2).#48863083)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Judas Jones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2).#48863490)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2).#48863645)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: teeth-falling-out dream

this was my instinct as well but op was clear that you have literally zero dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2).#48863608)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: ;...;;;;...;.

Call up one of the dozens of people who would be happy to let me stay with them for a little bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2).#48862871)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: metaphysical fallow

wow lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2).#48862876)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: ;...;;;;...;.

It's not luck. It's being smart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2).#48862886)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: AI_concubine

Open Seeking arrangement account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2).#48862872)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong (TDNW)

get a job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2).#48862888)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Judas Jones

Are you employed, sir?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2).#48863495)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: queensbridge benzo

Call children “niglets” (tsinah)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2).#48862892)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

move to SE Asia and teach english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2).#48863051)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: tarrifs

Biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2).#48863055)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Trade Wars Are Good And Easy To Win

Work for Salvation Army

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2).#48863086)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

Oh no endless free camping options and benies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2).#48863089)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

go to family and friends. i think you cant realistically get a job at that point but id try.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2).#48863096)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Traditional Latin ass

Buy some tooth numbing cream and mix it with baking soda then sell it to a dumbass college kid at a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2).#48863106)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: ..,;,.,;,.,;;,.,..,.,.,;...


parents, ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2).#48863167)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,.


How has no one said rob CSLG yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2).#48863293)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Juan Eighty

MFCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2).#48863487)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: penis bum

uhhhhhhh

Chef

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2).#48863387)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: poaster fatly clinging to a bygone era

blow my brains out on the doorstep of someone who had wronged me or fucked me over (employer that laid me off, landlord who had evicted me, etc)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2).#48863477)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Dunedain cowboy (πŸΎπŸ‘£)

this all comes down to dependents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2).#48863502)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 7:46 PM
Author: Drunkard

Go to one of my other houses I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2).#48863509)