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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
Shimmering Indirect Expression
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
Blue set cuckoldry
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
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We’ve all been there
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The giver or the taker lol
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  07/26/25
At a bar
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Blue set cuckoldry
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Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
mind-boggling red cruise ship
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
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  07/26/25
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Blue set cuckoldry
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
mind-boggling red cruise ship
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
Plum offensive nowag
  07/26/25
I know what to say
titillating goyim
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
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  07/27/25
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Drunken Galvanic Stag Film
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
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Woah Cr
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I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
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We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
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  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
stirring angry fortuitous meteor
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
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I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
Blue set cuckoldry
  07/26/25
(who did it)
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Plum offensive nowag
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
Peach double fault school
  07/26/25
which dad tp
frozen rigpig address
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
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  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Shimmering Indirect Expression

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Blue set cuckoldry

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Shimmering Indirect Expression

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Plum offensive nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: vibrant milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Razzmatazz public bath useless brakes

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Shimmering Indirect Expression

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Crawly Carnelian University

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Plum offensive nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Brindle mediation theatre



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: cobalt halford dopamine



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Alcoholic famous landscape painting institution



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Light misanthropic half-breed fanboi



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Aqua lascivious base son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133408)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Lemon Fighting Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Shimmering Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: henna aromatic range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: stirring angry fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Sapphire charismatic love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Elite dun parlor fat ankles



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Chestnut excitant location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Chocolate diverse school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49134983)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: mauve corner windowlicker

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Blue set cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: mind-boggling red cruise ship

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Shimmering Indirect Expression

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Blue set cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: mind-boggling red cruise ship

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Plum offensive nowag

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: titillating goyim

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: Shimmering Indirect Expression

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Drunken Galvanic Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: 180 Metal Casino

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Plum offensive nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: bisexual bipolar point

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: stirring angry fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Stimulating Nursing Home Roast Beef

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: henna aromatic range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: talented step-uncle's house

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: stirring angry fortuitous meteor

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Shimmering Indirect Expression

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Blue set cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: arrogant bistre twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Blue set cuckoldry

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: topaz appetizing filthpig

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Plum offensive nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Peach double fault school

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: frozen rigpig address

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Thriller Friendly Grandma Bbw

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49134975)