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Wife found my second phone today, I'm cooked

Pretty much using it for what you think. Stupid emergency al...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  07/15/26
“using it for what you think” Arranging hiking ...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  07/15/26
say it wasn’t you
my dog can log into xo more often than I can
  07/15/26
The Shaggy Defense
Big Bear Energy
  07/15/26
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my dog can log into xo more often than I can
  07/16/26
you found the phone last night and didn't have time to turn ...
The Penis
  07/15/26
no no no no details "idk what that phone is." ...
zoomer sexuality expert
  07/15/26
no I disagree. that would only work if there was a plausible...
The Penis
  07/15/26
found it and hid it under a stack of papers in a drawer?
...,...,,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:.
  07/15/26
lol, fully charged, btw
...,....,,........
  07/15/26
idiotic
steffan miller
  07/15/26
Oh I guess I should've added it's my old phone so she recogn...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  07/15/26
say you lost your current phone and was setting that up to r...
The Penis
  07/15/26
"you know that dadaist message board where I pretend to...
zoomer sexuality expert
  07/15/26
You're retarded if you admit to the capability to open it. ...
Fucking Fuckface
  07/15/26
This seems good. But don’t claim vacay pics or somethi...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  07/15/26
I'm glad someone chimed in with understanding of whatever it...
Fucking Fuckface
  07/15/26
idk he could plausibly have old pics on there that aren't sy...
The Penis
  07/15/26
Actually EPAH is highly suspect when it comes to expertise o...
Keith
  07/15/26
This seems like the best idea and way better than the dumbas...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  07/15/26
Hopefully you didn't use the same password on it as you do f...
Fucking Fuckface
  07/15/26
could be fucked if it has face id and she already tried to g...
The Penis
  07/15/26
This scenario would call for the immediate growth of a beard
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  07/15/26
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The Penis
  07/15/26
Hmm. Better safe than sorry. Scribble a fake mustache and be...
Fucking Fuckface
  07/15/26
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The Rumpole Omnibus
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valar vettiri morghulis
  07/15/26
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steffan miller
  07/15/26
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jag
  07/15/26
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married into a shame based culture
  07/15/26
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Kenneth Play
  07/15/26
cr
The Penis
  07/15/26
lol doy. Say yea I keep it charged and use it to read xo and...
sol rosenberg
  07/15/26
Trying to recover crypto
valar vettiri morghulis
  07/15/26
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wangfei
  07/15/26
you're chopped, unc
CapTTTainFalcon
  07/15/26
does it make a wet plopping noise when the jew cum spurting ...
Basque man, US citizen
  07/15/26
Old work phone? "Try" to unlock it numerous times ...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  07/15/26
This is exactly why they've done away with removable batteri...
Fucking Fuckface
  07/15/26
Just say it’s an old phone that you were seeing if wor...
George Jetson
  07/15/26
Can’t you wipe it remotely?
......,,,,,,........,
  07/15/26
lol that would make it way worse. Just say you kept it aroun...
sol rosenberg
  07/15/26
Good but not good enough if he has incriminating evidence al...
state your IQ before I engage you further
  07/15/26
THANK YOU! Cuz why the fuck didn't he anticipate a nosey ...
...,....,,........
  07/16/26
ctrl-f "grow a beard" jfc this place is retarde...
computer online
  07/15/26
What if you have a beard already?
Here's why
  07/16/26
Thank god i never have to deal with that nonsense
me mum died in the holly (TT6)
  07/15/26
Your poasting has been pretty wild and erratic lately, maybe...
valar vettiri morghulis
  07/15/26
he's doing great
computer online
  07/15/26
Assuming it's an iphone, can you remote wipe it or some shit...
...,....,,........
  07/15/26
under no circumstances can he unlock it
steffan miller
  07/15/26
Yeah he’s better off remote wiping it. If she makes hi...
The Rumpole Omnibus
  07/15/26
This works with Androids too.
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  07/15/26
Just say "Disah no wat you tink!"
Mega Penis
  07/15/26
OP i will flood it with messages from my irl # about crypto ...
steffan miller
  07/15/26
Actually, just get a burner phone and start sending messages...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  07/15/26
If you have kids: Wipe it remotely then say: “I&rs...
Madison Avenue Lemming Enslaved to Conformity
  07/15/26
This assumes you have a kid that doesn't have a phone and ne...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  07/15/26
text her right now telling her to leave it alone because it'...
crime lord
  07/15/26
Never let'em know your next move!
...,....,,........
  07/16/26
turn it back around on her and claim the phone is hers
Metal Up Your Ass
  07/15/26
This could actually work
The Rumpole Omnibus
  07/15/26
Fucking love this
Fucking Fuckface
  07/15/26
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computer online
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potluck
  07/15/26
darvomaxxing tp
Jesus Christ I'm online again
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Bird Brain Masterman
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
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zoomer sexuality expert
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basketball american
  07/16/26
*clears throat* *raises hand* haha u r fukt
Mega Penis
  07/15/26
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  07/16/26
Second phone is as fake as the "wife" conjured up ...
Basque man, US citizen
  07/15/26
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Dying for an update. Thinking positive thoughts. It&rsqu...
Josh_Allen
  07/15/26
Need update OP
valar vettiri morghulis
  07/15/26
Hide other phones randomly around the house and claim they'r...
Gloostick
  07/15/26
Lol
Josh_Allen
  07/16/26
Great thread
married into a shame based culture
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even in the face of senescence there are still those among u...
computer online
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thoughts & prayers, my brother. wishing for a positive ...
Kenneth Play
  07/15/26
OP is currently sleeping on the couch
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  07/16/26
He’s lucky if it’s his own couch.
Josh_Allen
  07/16/26
I reposted this on Reddit and it has 8,000 upvotes already
TurboGrafx-67
  07/16/26
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The Rumpole Omnibus
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lfo
  07/16/26
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state your IQ before I engage you further
  07/16/26
"Your bass looks amazing in those plants."
lfo
  07/16/26
He's leaving us hanging just about the right amount of time....
Fucking Fuckface
  07/16/26
Wow lol
Nippon Professional Baseball
  07/16/26
Thanks to the poas above who said unlock under no circumstan...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  07/16/26
Fuck those motherfuckers. They deprived us of good content b...
Fucking Fuckface
  07/16/26
what exactly are you involved in? my suggestion would be to...
The Rumpole Omnibus
  07/16/26
You forgot to tell him to seek god
Fucking Fuckface
  07/16/26
that's up to him, but he is playing a dangerous game. you ca...
The Rumpole Omnibus
  07/16/26
You got pozzed by taking tranny hooker loads while injecting...
wait till biggus dickus hears of this
  07/16/26
well when you put it that way
The Rumpole Omnibus
  07/16/26
DESCRIBE her reaction and her mood from your explanation to ...
literal octopus at an aquarium
  07/16/26


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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

Pretty much using it for what you think. Stupid emergency alert went off. I was at work and she was at home and even though I silence it and keep it under a stack of papers in my drawer I guess the emergency alert overrode my settings and it kept going so she found it. Took a pic of the lock screen and sent a pic to me followed up with the 🤔 emoji. She can't get in but she'll probably have me unlock it when I get home. Hopefully no messages have popped up on the lock screen but I have no way of knowing. Best ways to cover this up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002437)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

“using it for what you think”

Arranging hiking dates with AHGs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002518)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:19 PM
Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (thanks, Rach!)

say it wasn’t you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002440)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:39 PM
Author: Big Bear Energy

The Shaggy Defense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002515)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:30 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002927)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (thanks, Rach!)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50004128)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: The Penis

you found the phone last night and didn't have time to turn it in to lost and found/police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002441)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: zoomer sexuality expert

no no no

no details

"idk what that phone is."

"idk how it got there"

"idk the password"

"idk what all these Grindr notifications even mean"

etc etc etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002445)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:26 PM
Author: The Penis

no I disagree. that would only work if there was a plausible explanation for how it could have gotten there without him knowing, which most likely there isn't. cleanest is to just say you found it and are turning it in tomorrow. worst that happens is that she goes with him to the police station to turn it in. then he can just go grab it later and say "whoops actually it was mine".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002471)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: ...,...,,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:.


found it and hid it under a stack of papers in a drawer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002798)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: ...,....,,........

lol, fully charged, btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002809)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: steffan miller

idiotic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002824)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

Oh I guess I should've added it's my old phone so she recognizes it. I usually just stick them in a drawer somewhere to collect dust and never use them again, so it's suspicious that it's charged and in my home office.

I could say I was playing around with AI and coding an app or something? That's the best I've got

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002468)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: The Penis

say you lost your current phone and was setting that up to replace it as a backup, then you found it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002479)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: zoomer sexuality expert

"you know that dadaist message board where I pretend to have that wacky persona? yeah this is kind of like research for that guy."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002484)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:33 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

You're retarded if you admit to the capability to open it. Say you realized that you have SOMETHING on there (vacation pictures? old work files? USE YOUR FUCKING IMAGINATION) that you wanted (extra points if it's vacation photos and you wanted to use them to make a surprise photo reel for her). But you couldn't remember the password and weren't able to get in



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002496)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:38 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

This seems good. But don’t claim vacay pics or something dumb, bc those are all on cloud accounts. Say that you had my contact info on there bc you used to post with that phone, so charged it and turned it on to contact me because [insert a long explanation of a potential legal claim until she stops paying attention] but you couldn’t remember the pin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002512)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

I'm glad someone chimed in with understanding of whatever it is people do with modern media. I don't have any of that shit enabled, so it would work for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002553)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: The Penis

idk he could plausibly have old pics on there that aren't synced with anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002575)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: Keith

Actually EPAH is highly suspect when it comes to expertise on modern technology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50003257)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:42 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

This seems like the best idea and way better than the dumbass shit I was gonna say in about 45 mins when I get home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002525)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Hopefully you didn't use the same password on it as you do for your current phone. If you they're the same, change your normal phone's password before going home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002566)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:56 PM
Author: The Penis

could be fucked if it has face id and she already tried to get into it and noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002576)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 6:04 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

This scenario would call for the immediate growth of a beard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002606)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: The Penis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002609)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:37 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Hmm. Better safe than sorry. Scribble a fake mustache and beard onto your face and an enormous black eye with a sharpie or a pen if you're in a pinch. Don't volunteer anything, but if she asks, just say you fell asleep at your work desk and one of your bros played a little practical joke. No big deal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002786)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:55 PM
Author: The Rumpole Omnibus ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002828)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002801)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:50 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002815)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:58 PM
Author: steffan miller



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002840)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:17 PM
Author: jag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50003202)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: married into a shame based culture



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50003281)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50003317)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: The Penis

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002535)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: sol rosenberg

lol doy. Say yea I keep it charged and use it to read xo and watch porn while you take shits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002618)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis

Trying to recover crypto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002777)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: wangfei



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50003147)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

you're chopped, unc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002444)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Basque man, US citizen

does it make a wet plopping noise when the jew cum spurting from your fingers hits the keyboard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002458)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad

Old work phone? "Try" to unlock it numerous times and just keep failing. If it's plugged into a charger or she's rlly dumb that can carry you. If it's not, you have to come up with a theory that explains recent use.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002465)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:26 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

This is exactly why they've done away with removable batteries (if you were married to the government)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002470)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: George Jetson

Just say it’s an old phone that you were seeing if worked to sell back to Verizon or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002500)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: ......,,,,,,........,

Can’t you wipe it remotely?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002505)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: sol rosenberg

lol that would make it way worse. Just say you kept it around as a porn machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002752)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: state your IQ before I engage you further

Good but not good enough if he has incriminating evidence all over it. Which if he's retarded enough to leave his cheatmo shit lying around,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002778)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:15 AM
Author: ...,....,,........

THANK YOU!

Cuz why the fuck didn't he anticipate a nosey wife finding it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50003845)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:38 PM
Author: computer online (🧐)

ctrl-f "grow a beard"

jfc this place is retarded nowadays. grow a beard and you're fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002514)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Here's why

What if you have a beard already?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50003688)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: me mum died in the holly (TT6)

Thank god i never have to deal with that nonsense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002779)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis

Your poasting has been pretty wild and erratic lately, maybe this is the wake up call you need.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002803)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: computer online (🧐)

he's doing great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002826)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: ...,....,,........

Assuming it's an iphone, can you remote wipe it or some shit?

You're absolutely FUCKT if she makes you unlock it for her and there are messages on there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002806)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:56 PM
Author: steffan miller

under no circumstances can he unlock it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002833)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: The Rumpole Omnibus ((zurich is stained))

Yeah he’s better off remote wiping it. If she makes him open it in front of her, he may be done here, chopped and cooked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002834)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:30 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


This works with Androids too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002926)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: Mega Penis

Just say "Disah no wat you tink!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002808)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:55 PM
Author: steffan miller

OP i will flood it with messages from my irl # about crypto or something if you really want just bump this and ill post a throwaway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002829)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Actually, just get a burner phone and start sending messages like "Bill, where are you? Why aren't you responding?"

Your wife will be confused. Explain that Bill is your friend at work who left his phone with you and you just need to return it. No, you don't have the pw, it isn't your phone. Take it to work tomorrow. Never bring it home again.

You're still fucked because she basically knows what you're up to but it gives you plausible deniability for the short term. I suggest you buy her a VERY big thing of flowers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002932)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: Madison Avenue Lemming Enslaved to Conformity

If you have kids:

Wipe it remotely then say: “I’m trying to set this up as a dumb phone for the kids so they can play games/watch videos/take photos, so we don’t have to bring full iPads to restaurants. Can you help me set up the parental controls? It’s really complicated with trying to make sure it can run Prime video/netflix, but not allow them to download whatever they want, and to set screen time limits.” The mention of concern about screen time and content controls should put your wife into birdbrain instagram mom mode and allay any concern about your faithfulness. (I don’t cheat, but this is a common conversation in my house that devolves into a 45 minute discussion about how to lock down devices.)

If you don’t have kids:

Remote wipe and say: “I was trying to reset this to use as a camera for [hobby/recording 4th of July fireworks/etc.], but I couldn’t remember the password so I had to remote wipe it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002972)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


This assumes you have a kid that doesn't have a phone and needs one. Mine already has a phone, for example.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50002987)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:55 PM
Author: crime lord

text her right now telling her to leave it alone because it's the phone you use to arrange trysts with your secret lovers

throw her off balance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50003009)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: ...,....,,........

Never let'em know your next move!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50003853)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:57 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

turn it back around on her and claim the phone is hers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50003017)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 9:23 PM
Author: The Rumpole Omnibus ((zurich is stained))

This could actually work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50003062)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 9:50 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Fucking love this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50003120)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 9:51 PM
Author: computer online (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50003126)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:05 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50003173)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:26 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

darvomaxxing tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50003228)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III ( )

Bird Brain Masterman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50003236)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: zoomer sexuality expert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50003752)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: basketball american



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50004116)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: Mega Penis

*clears throat*

*raises hand*

haha u r fukt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50003018)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50003856)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Basque man, US citizen

Second phone is as fake as the "wife" conjured up by a black jewish mafia organization to defraud me btw. Good to know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50003138)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:19 PM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50003209)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:24 PM
Author: Josh_Allen

Dying for an update. Thinking positive thoughts.

It’s too late and there are better ideas above but OP could announce a drug or gambling habit. Cry. You’re sick and need help, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50003224)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis

Need update OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50003229)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:46 PM
Author: Gloostick

Hide other phones randomly around the house and claim they're for emergencies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50003261)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: Josh_Allen

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50003400)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 11:11 PM
Author: married into a shame based culture

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50003308)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 11:30 PM
Author: .,.,.:,,.,:.,:,,:,.::,:.:.,.,:.,:,,.:.,.,:.::,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50003328)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 11:34 PM
Author: computer online (🧐)

even in the face of senescence there are still those among us who operate at an extraordinarily high level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50003335)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:20 AM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50003864)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 11:24 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

thoughts & prayers, my brother. wishing for a positive update

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50003321)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 12:37 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


OP is currently sleeping on the couch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50003418)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: Josh_Allen

He’s lucky if it’s his own couch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50003420)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 12:59 AM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

I reposted this on Reddit and it has 8,000 upvotes already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50003431)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: The Rumpole Omnibus ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50003599)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:08 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50003615)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:52 AM
Author: state your IQ before I engage you further



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50003550)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: lfo

"Your bass looks amazing in those plants."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50003618)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

He's leaving us hanging just about the right amount of time. We should have an update by early afternoon if he wants to keep this on track

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50003679)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

Wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50003684)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

Thanks to the poas above who said unlock under no circumstances. I don’t use cloud backup so I did say I was trying to find some old info off that phone and charged it up but couldn’t remember the PIN. Luckily there were no messages that popped up on the lock screen. I guess I need to start shutting this thing off or take it with me all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50003681)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:00 AM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Fuck those motherfuckers. They deprived us of good content by aiding and abetting this moral crime. They should be ashamed as officers of the court

That said, turn it off, but don't take it away immediately. That would be very suspicious now that her "female intuition" is engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50003692)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: The Rumpole Omnibus ((zurich is stained))

what exactly are you involved in? my suggestion would be to stop whatever it is that you're doing. this close call should serve as an eye opener.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50003746)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

You forgot to tell him to seek god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50003749)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: The Rumpole Omnibus ((zurich is stained))

that's up to him, but he is playing a dangerous game. you can just look at all the horseshit that i got into back in 2019/2020 if you want to see how not to live.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50003753)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

You got pozzed by taking tranny hooker loads while injecting heroin into ur cock and it all worked out for you. NPB can cop a lil strange no problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50003768)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: The Rumpole Omnibus ((zurich is stained))

well when you put it that way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50003780)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: literal octopus at an aquarium

DESCRIBE her reaction and her mood from your explanation to present.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2).#50003793)