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I can see it in your eyes.You don't have a single fucking offer.

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM Author: variazns on a the...
Electric really tough guy
  09/18/14
law students and lawyers all need to be gassed
splenetic magical theatre
  09/18/14
the board was so fucking faggy back then
erotic offensive library incel
  09/18/14
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Smoky Internet-worthy Plaza Fortuitous Meteor
  08/18/15
Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 lik...
Adventurous salmon friendly grandma selfie
  02/26/16
No man
razzle-dazzle insane psychic step-uncle's house
  03/08/16
ya it was basically paradise for jjc very unchill
pink cumskin roast beef
  02/26/16
damn, it really was
Cracking stage crotch
  02/26/16
CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in s...
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  02/26/16
fuk u
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Dashing mexican
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Lol fags
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Dashing mexican
  03/08/16
This is great. A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantr...
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  03/08/16
This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most t...
greedy university
  03/08/16
I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts
Flushed casino
  03/08/16
I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.
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pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and struc...
greedy university
  03/08/16
pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you a...
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Electric really tough guy
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I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as &q...
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  05/06/22
cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come o...
Aphrodisiac blue den associate
  05/06/22
Are those classics archived/listed somewhere
Twinkling Cowardly Address Legal Warrant
  05/06/22
not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask
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pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the great...
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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Electric really tough guy

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM

Author: variazns on a theme

I see you every time you walk down the halls. You recover from your zombie-like trance just long enough to avert your eyes away from mine. The semester has worn you down and what do you have to show for it? You are a stump of a man.

You hope I don't start up a conversation with you because you know it will lead to the inevitable. That talk and pitter patter about plans for the summer. Great summer plans of getting wined and dined in some far off city. Great plans of meeting new people and getting paid to do nothing. Because you didn't get a single fucking offer. And I can see the pain in your eyes.

I had more callbacks than you had first-interviews. I had more offers than the number of firms who would even deign to look at you twice. I've been to more cities in 4 weeks than you or your grandchildren will ever set foot in during their entire lives. Chicago, New York, LA. I can tell you which airlines fly from which terminals and how many feet you have to walk to get to the 6:50 flight to LaGuardia from the 5:30 flight from O'Hare. I've had more money thrown at me on a single dinner than you spent on food in an entire month. Because you had heard about the stories of excess. And they wouldn't even let you glance inside the window.

For me, normalcy begins again when I write my last exam for my last final of this semester. But for you, it never begins. I see you in the library paging through your casebook. I see you rush to each of your classes: a sense of urgency in the way you move. Because you lost the 1L race, and you'd like to move just a little faster for the 2L one.

I'm sorry my friend, but the life of the law is not only the life of the mind, it is the life of the mob. And to the mob, I cast my body thereupon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7042983)

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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: splenetic magical theatre

law students and lawyers all need to be gassed

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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: erotic offensive library incel

the board was so fucking faggy back then

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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: frum hall famous landscape painting

fair

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Date: August 18th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Smoky Internet-worthy Plaza Fortuitous Meteor



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Adventurous salmon friendly grandma selfie

Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 like it was some bastion of prestige, when in reality it was a bunch of asian strivers celebrating being kike slaves

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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle insane psychic step-uncle's house

No man

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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: pink cumskin roast beef

ya it was basically paradise for jjc

very unchill

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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:11 PM
Author: Cracking stage crotch

damn, it really was

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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:15 PM
Author: alcoholic buck-toothed nursing home

CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in some ways and worse in others. We pretty much all bought into prestige flame.

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Date: February 26th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Sexy Background Story Telephone

fuk u

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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: erotic offensive library incel



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: Adventurous salmon friendly grandma selfie



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: vigorous onyx location



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Date: January 10th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Galvanic corn cake toilet seat



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:07 PM
Author: Dashing mexican



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: chest-beating crimson orchestra pit

Lol fags

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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: Dashing mexican



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:36 AM
Author: Mind-boggling mint resort ape

This is great.

A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantries with a law student I had known from a scholarship programme, and he just would not look at me, make any eye contact with me. I understand now.

This is me. I reek with despair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2).#30007334)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 11:40 AM
Author: greedy university

This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most things xo, it's all about the context in which it was posted. Of course, the dimwitted 22 year old TLS crossovers who have infested in this board wouldn't understand and automatically resort to "this is faggy, fuck libs!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2).#30008731)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Flushed casino

I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts

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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:09 PM
Author: Dark titillating marketing idea site

I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2).#30008981)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: greedy university

pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and structured to become successful. It wasn't faggy for '05, but it is faggy for '16

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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Dark titillating marketing idea site

pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you actually had the OPPORTUNITY to obtain a life of Models&Bottles.

Today, every gets either nojerb or barely $65/yr.

ITE has been very humbling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2).#30009008)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:24 PM
Author: Dashing mexican



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: Dashing mexican



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: Exhilarant tanning salon

Lul

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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: Ruddy church



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:55 PM
Author: Electric really tough guy



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:01 PM
Author: Twinkling Cowardly Address Legal Warrant

I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as "faggy past"

This place is truly a shit hole now.

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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac blue den associate

cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come out of xo.

"S&C shoulder bag logo out" is another classic

UChicago shithole screed too

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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:09 PM
Author: Twinkling Cowardly Address Legal Warrant

Are those classics archived/listed somewhere

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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac blue den associate

not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask

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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:05 PM
Author: supple macaca

pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the greatest message board experiences of all time

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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac blue den associate



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: Twinkling Cowardly Address Legal Warrant



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Date: October 11th, 2023 10:13 AM
Author: Dashing mexican



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Date: January 16th, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: abnormal wrinkle parlour

GOAT

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Date: September 6th, 2024 7:07 PM
Author: Dashing mexican



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Date: July 28th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: lfo



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