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Really hope my FRIENDS here will watch my CA9 argument at 9:30 tmrw

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obsidian queen of the night lettuce
  07/14/25
lob friend watching attorney roe with clear eyes
Walnut contagious public bath
  07/14/25
Ty
obsidian queen of the night lettuce
  07/14/25
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bronze forum
  07/16/25
are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?
Chrome insane new version
  07/14/25
The proper hourly rates for xo posters of a given reputation...
obsidian queen of the night lettuce
  07/14/25
so far I remain unrenumerated
Chrome insane new version
  07/14/25
That’s all about to change.
obsidian queen of the night lettuce
  07/14/25
make it quick I'm drowning here
Chrome insane new version
  07/14/25
Is this from the gas station case? I remember seeing thos...
brass irradiated theatre
  07/14/25
Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pill...
obsidian queen of the night lettuce
  07/14/25
...
electric flickering hall
  07/14/25
it's going to be some lib fag lisping about dick pills again...
Zippy indecent center crotch
  07/14/25
who is opposing counsel
Dashing locus candlestick maker
  07/14/25
A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.
obsidian queen of the night lettuce
  07/14/25
i wish both you and zurich tp luck
Dashing locus candlestick maker
  07/14/25
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obsidian queen of the night lettuce
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Azure Racy Alpha Base
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learning disabled crackhouse jew
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laughsome area
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Cerebral violet abode yarmulke
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zombie-like famous landscape painting
  07/15/25
9:30 PT / 12:30 ET? Youtube livestream?
yapping flesh stock car resort
  07/14/25
Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1
obsidian queen of the night lettuce
  07/14/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ
yapping flesh stock car resort
  07/14/25
what a stud
Kenneth Play
  07/20/25
will you use at least one xo-ism for the amusement of your F...
jet-lagged ultramarine chapel pervert
  07/14/25
I don’t have one planned, but if it comes up I’l...
obsidian queen of the night lettuce
  07/14/25
Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice ar...
fantasy-prone stage puppy
  07/14/25
Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that'...
yapping flesh stock car resort
  07/14/25
Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me f...
fantasy-prone stage puppy
  07/14/25
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Snowy Godawful Dog Poop
  07/15/25
The N-word would be a clever wink
Azure Racy Alpha Base
  07/14/25
You're honor I'm gay
lilac really tough guy halford
  07/14/25
"I have sex with men for money"
yapping flesh stock car resort
  07/14/25
at least use the word scholarship.
Trip Citrine Spot Tattoo
  07/14/25
Your Honor, in her defense, the live tuna DID wink...
Trip Citrine Spot Tattoo
  07/14/25
Bangarang could fly under the radar
Orange home
  07/15/25
your honor we only ask that the court enforce the jet black ...
Chrome insane new version
  07/14/25
CNN made “jet black” too famous
obsidian queen of the night lettuce
  07/14/25
I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger...
Chrome insane new version
  07/14/25
May it please this Tall Court, counsel...
Floppy hilarious box office bbw
  07/15/25
Best of luck
multi-colored stag film
  07/14/25
good luck buddy the most "appellate" work ive d...
aromatic sticky brunch gunner
  07/15/25
got a watch party for this at my firm and we're all tailgati...
crusty frum business firm
  07/15/25
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Dashing locus candlestick maker
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Kenneth Play
  07/20/25
EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow
crusty frum business firm
  07/15/25
judges WRECKING this fox guy, EPAH sitting pretty in the bac...
Dashing locus candlestick maker
  07/15/25
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aromatic sticky brunch gunner
  07/15/25
what is this case over anyway
crusty frum business firm
  07/15/25
Where is the link
Puce windowlicker
  07/15/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&ab_channel=U...
Dashing locus candlestick maker
  07/15/25
Ty This seems pretty problematically White. Hmmmmm
Puce windowlicker
  07/15/25
what's the azn lawyer's moniker?
Mind-boggling Carmine Space Dysfunction
  07/15/25
looking alpha as fuck in the background while his adversary ...
Hairless messiness
  07/15/25
Here he comes
crusty frum business firm
  07/15/25
He said "your honors" when he meant "yours ho...
crusty frum business firm
  07/15/25
rookie blunder
underhanded house-broken parlor
  07/15/25
ahhhhh shit!!!
aromatic sticky brunch gunner
  07/15/25
Wow aren't laws crazy
fragrant locale hunting ground
  07/15/25
Bro you talk like a fag just like Karlstack Maybe you two...
Puce windowlicker
  07/15/25
1% doesnt match inflation eh well thanks to brandon for that...
crusty frum business firm
  07/15/25
Good morning your honors, instead of whatever bullshit the o...
Mind-boggling Carmine Space Dysfunction
  07/15/25
...
crusty frum business firm
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Azure Racy Alpha Base
  07/15/25
almost feel bad for baldmo defense counsel. he probably alre...
Cerebral violet abode yarmulke
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curious water buffalo
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Kenneth Play
  07/20/25
Sorry your honor i fucked up haha
fragrant locale hunting ground
  07/15/25
why does he have such gay mannerisms? is it intentional?
crusty frum business firm
  07/15/25
Really makes you think huh
Puce windowlicker
  07/15/25
but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size...
crusty frum business firm
  07/15/25
...
fragrant locale hunting ground
  07/15/25
Sorry your honor, page 7 was actually a printout of an xo th...
Mind-boggling Carmine Space Dysfunction
  07/15/25
...
fragrant locale hunting ground
  07/15/25
Sorry guys for bringing shame into our community 😢🥺
obsidian queen of the night lettuce
  07/15/25
Oh epah fucked up
jet-lagged ultramarine chapel pervert
  07/15/25
baldmo judge is browsing this thread on his gay little ipad
yapping flesh stock car resort
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fragrant locale hunting ground
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Vivacious dopamine
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baldmo judge tp
Azure Racy Alpha Base
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mustard cruel-hearted trailer park depressive
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henna lascivious regret bawdyhouse
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zombie-like famous landscape painting
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Snowy Godawful Dog Poop
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mustard cruel-hearted trailer park depressive
  07/15/25
needs legal advice
plum school
  07/15/25
Imagine doing this for a fucking living holy shit lol
Puce windowlicker
  07/15/25
...
Buff Love Of Her Life Travel Guidebook
  07/15/25
Imagine?
Azure Racy Alpha Base
  07/15/25
Female judge is flirting with EPAH due to his mastery of &ls...
Azure Racy Alpha Base
  07/15/25
"I can turn him straight"
crusty frum business firm
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Dashing locus candlestick maker
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Puce windowlicker
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Azure Racy Alpha Base
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mustard cruel-hearted trailer park depressive
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Mildly autistic haunting church community account
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razzmatazz house
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zombie-like famous landscape painting
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adulterous talented plaza
  07/15/25
The 180 thing is that she’s also the writing judge on ...
obsidian queen of the night lettuce
  07/15/25
...
Kenneth Play
  07/20/25
I got a client call in 2 mins, gonna put this on mute and ho...
crusty frum business firm
  07/15/25
“If your honors would like…”
Azure Racy Alpha Base
  07/15/25
Tho humble
jet-lagged ultramarine chapel pervert
  07/15/25
we are, essentially, the max blecher of RPA litigation
Vivacious dopamine
  07/15/25
...
Mind-boggling Carmine Space Dysfunction
  07/15/25
lawyers no one has ever heard of tp
crusty frum business firm
  07/15/25
That was an intentional Trumpism. It seems to go over well w...
obsidian queen of the night lettuce
  07/15/25
...
crusty frum business firm
  07/15/25
he's doing great court has no interests in his opponents ...
Hairless messiness
  07/15/25
I don’t have the chutzpah EPAH has to make a living ea...
Azure Racy Alpha Base
  07/15/25
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Cerebral violet abode yarmulke
  07/15/25
Relatively modest recovery tp
fragrant locale hunting ground
  07/15/25
Took some umbrage tp Unbridled success tp
fragrant locale hunting ground
  07/15/25
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crusty frum business firm
  07/15/25
Further errors tp
fragrant locale hunting ground
  07/15/25
forwent work
jet-lagged ultramarine chapel pervert
  07/15/25
looking at their firm size tp
crusty frum business firm
  07/15/25
Just realized that the firm they went against in this case i...
Puce windowlicker
  07/15/25
Let's see what this prestigefaggot talks about with his tiny...
crusty frum business firm
  07/15/25
Big EPAH fan here but his voice is much nerdier than I envis...
thriller pocket flask
  07/15/25
*gayer
jet-lagged ultramarine chapel pervert
  07/15/25
That’s how all people from CA sound
thriller pocket flask
  07/15/25
Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."
yapping flesh stock car resort
  07/15/25
He sounds like a soft-spoken partner who serves on your firm...
mustard cruel-hearted trailer park depressive
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Mildly autistic haunting church community account
  07/15/25
kike
Zippy indecent center crotch
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obsidian queen of the night lettuce
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curious water buffalo
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lilac really tough guy halford
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Well-lubricated vigorous school cafeteria coldplay fan
  07/16/25
Agreed Let's just say I'm not surprised that he poasts he...
Puce windowlicker
  07/15/25
he's just "eccentric"
yapping flesh stock car resort
  07/15/25
why is this Fox queer talking about Volvos he's gonna lose t...
crusty frum business firm
  07/15/25
tls fox
mustard cruel-hearted trailer park depressive
  07/15/25
https://www.duanemorris.com/attorneys/michaellfox.html je...
crusty frum business firm
  07/15/25
lol he's literally the 'cercla liability' guy from the liber...
mustard cruel-hearted trailer park depressive
  07/15/25
...
Dashing locus candlestick maker
  07/15/25
"Ackshually the ruling on the case was wrong in the fir...
Puce windowlicker
  07/15/25
did you see the College Freshmen cheerleaders giggling in th...
erotic burgundy genital piercing
  07/15/25
Fox submitting EPAH's crack whore and fuck buddies as eviden...
Maize dilemma party of the first part
  07/15/25
let's see how long it takes this fag to get back to poasting
jet-lagged ultramarine chapel pervert
  07/15/25
gonna have to be way more specific
crusty frum business firm
  07/15/25
👋
obsidian queen of the night lettuce
  07/15/25
"Your honors, I may not look like it but I have four bl...
henna lascivious regret bawdyhouse
  07/15/25
...
obsidian queen of the night lettuce
  07/15/25
You did really good in your arguments. I'll be honest I had ...
henna lascivious regret bawdyhouse
  07/15/25
It was about the price of Clear Eyes eyedrops 😂
obsidian queen of the night lettuce
  07/15/25
Lmaooooo What was all the discussion about novelty and co...
henna lascivious regret bawdyhouse
  07/15/25
We won the first-ever plaintiff-side jury verdict on Califor...
obsidian queen of the night lettuce
  07/15/25
Mini trials on the merits are my favorite kind jury plain...
henna lascivious regret bawdyhouse
  07/15/25
Thank you for your attention to detail. Fixed for posterity....
obsidian queen of the night lettuce
  07/15/25
Defense taking umbrage tp
crusty frum business firm
  07/15/25
I like to read and to write. Write well. The written word.
henna lascivious regret bawdyhouse
  07/15/25
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Kenneth Play
  07/20/25
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mustard cruel-hearted trailer park depressive
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sick duck-like multi-billionaire faggot firefighter
  07/15/25
was opposing counsel really from baker hostetler?
laughsome area
  07/15/25
pharmacist/partner at your local duane morris
Dashing locus candlestick maker
  07/15/25
Black Wall Street firm of DeWayne Morris Chesnut
disgusting fat ankles
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WTF is going on here? Can someone share the timestamp(s) wh...
Bonkers Theater Stage
  07/15/25
stfu fag
jet-lagged ultramarine chapel pervert
  07/15/25
It is good to be home.
Bonkers Theater Stage
  07/15/25
the litmus test of whether someone is a poaster versus polit...
Cerebral violet abode yarmulke
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...
Dashing locus candlestick maker
  07/15/25
litmus test is whether someone calls that voice the faggiest...
plum school
  07/15/25
not even the faggiest poaster voice ive heard in court (cand...
Cerebral violet abode yarmulke
  07/15/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&t=1479s
plum school
  07/15/25
im not disputing that epah had some faggy affect and manneri...
Cerebral violet abode yarmulke
  07/15/25
ive listened to tsinah as well 😔
plum school
  07/15/25
He’s really good
Mildly autistic haunting church community account
  07/15/25
im the only poaster with a Prestigious Voice ive ever encoun...
amethyst hyperventilating site persian
  07/15/25
180 is a bit much but he's a good poaster
Puce windowlicker
  07/15/25
as a poster he’s good, as a father and a human being h...
razzmatazz house
  07/15/25
jefferson being a slaveholder doesn't diminsh his contributi...
Cerebral violet abode yarmulke
  07/15/25
slaveholders were 180 tho
jet-lagged ultramarine chapel pervert
  07/15/25
EPAH is worse than any slaveholder
razzmatazz house
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...
Alcoholic Cracking Selfie
  07/15/25
So thoughtful! So moderate!
Floppy hilarious box office bbw
  07/15/25
you of all people should be kissing epahs ass. odd case you ...
Cerebral violet abode yarmulke
  07/15/25
You really aren’t In a position to comment yet. And ...
concupiscible twisted stead
  07/15/25
Saw it. Good job on arguing how you should be paid more. T...
concupiscible twisted stead
  07/15/25
ty pumo
obsidian queen of the night lettuce
  07/16/25
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bronze forum
  07/16/25
this is spaceporn, not that you seemed to give the advice an...
Cerebral violet abode yarmulke
  07/16/25
You have no idea what you are talking about.
Mewling Circlehead Becky
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im not going to pollute this 180 thread with feuding but idk...
Cerebral violet abode yarmulke
  07/16/25
crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod tp
amethyst hyperventilating site persian
  07/16/25
If you turn on the captions for YouTube, the female judge ta...
adulterous talented plaza
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fragrant locale hunting ground
  07/15/25
Lead story on the daily journal congrats bro you're big time...
Well-lubricated vigorous school cafeteria coldplay fan
  07/16/25
You talk like the guy on Say Yes to the Dress
chocolate den shitlib
  07/16/25
Gorgeous guy
obsidian queen of the night lettuce
  07/16/25
So do your black gorillas gf peg you? When you go &ldquo...
Vengeful Orchid Fanboi Heaven
  07/16/25
At least we have indisputable evidence that EPAH is White an...
amethyst hyperventilating site persian
  07/16/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: obsidian queen of the night lettuce

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: Walnut contagious public bath

lob friend watching attorney roe with clear eyes

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: obsidian queen of the night lettuce

Ty

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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: bronze forum



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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: Chrome insane new version

are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: obsidian queen of the night lettuce

The proper hourly rates for xo posters of a given reputation, skill, and experience.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Chrome insane new version

so far I remain unrenumerated

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: obsidian queen of the night lettuce

That’s all about to change.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Chrome insane new version

make it quick I'm drowning here

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: brass irradiated theatre

Is this from the gas station case?

I remember seeing those fee arguments a while ago and thought you were on reasonably solid ground, with a pretty well developed basis for your request.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: obsidian queen of the night lettuce

Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pills case was over a long time ago, after RT and I agreed to be nice to each other.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:11 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Zippy indecent center crotch

it's going to be some lib fag lisping about dick pills again

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Dashing locus candlestick maker

who is opposing counsel

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: obsidian queen of the night lettuce

A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Dashing locus candlestick maker

i wish both you and zurich tp luck

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:40 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: Azure Racy Alpha Base



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: learning disabled crackhouse jew



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: laughsome area



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Cerebral violet abode yarmulke



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: zombie-like famous landscape painting



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: yapping flesh stock car resort

9:30 PT / 12:30 ET? Youtube livestream?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: obsidian queen of the night lettuce

Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1

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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: yapping flesh stock car resort

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ

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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Kenneth Play

what a stud

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: jet-lagged ultramarine chapel pervert

will you use at least one xo-ism for the amusement of your FRIENDS plz

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: obsidian queen of the night lettuce

I don’t have one planned, but if it comes up I’ll let it fly

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: fantasy-prone stage puppy

Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice area is the load bearing slash of our petition for fees.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: yapping flesh stock car resort

Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that's a complete 180 from what's in the papers. Hope this helps.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: fantasy-prone stage puppy

Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me feeling like a beady eyed Breezewood bathroom attendant

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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Snowy Godawful Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103242)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Azure Racy Alpha Base

The N-word would be a clever wink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49101551)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: lilac really tough guy halford

You're honor I'm gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49101589)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: yapping flesh stock car resort

"I have sex with men for money"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49101740)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Trip Citrine Spot Tattoo

at least use the word scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49101744)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Trip Citrine Spot Tattoo

Your Honor, in her defense, the live tuna DID wink...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49101748)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Orange home

Bangarang could fly under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49102959)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Chrome insane new version

your honor we only ask that the court enforce the jet black letter law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49101573)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: obsidian queen of the night lettuce

CNN made “jet black” too famous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49101585)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Chrome insane new version

I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger" but that seems too on the nose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49101664)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: Floppy hilarious box office bbw

May it please this Tall Court, counsel...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49102962)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: multi-colored stag film

Best of luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49101830)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: aromatic sticky brunch gunner

good luck buddy

the most "appellate" work ive done lately is getting a frivolous small claims court appeal dismissed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49102964)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: crusty frum business firm

got a watch party for this at my firm and we're all tailgating rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49102968)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Dashing locus candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103126)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49116110)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: crusty frum business firm

EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Dashing locus candlestick maker

judges WRECKING this fox guy, EPAH sitting pretty in the background

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103137)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: aromatic sticky brunch gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103140)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: crusty frum business firm

what is this case over anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103147)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Puce windowlicker

Where is the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103142)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Dashing locus candlestick maker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&ab_channel=UnitedStatesCourtofAppealsfortheNinthCircuit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103145)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Puce windowlicker

Ty

This seems pretty problematically White. Hmmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103153)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Carmine Space Dysfunction

what's the azn lawyer's moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103143)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Hairless messiness

looking alpha as fuck in the background while his adversary goes down in flames 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103151)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: crusty frum business firm

Here he comes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103161)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: crusty frum business firm

He said "your honors" when he meant "yours honor" off to a terrible start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103163)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: underhanded house-broken parlor

rookie blunder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103186)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: aromatic sticky brunch gunner

ahhhhh shit!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103162)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: fragrant locale hunting ground

Wow aren't laws crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103164)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Puce windowlicker

Bro you talk like a fag just like Karlstack

Maybe you two should link up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103168)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: crusty frum business firm

1% doesnt match inflation eh well thanks to brandon for that, EPAH voted for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103171)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Carmine Space Dysfunction

Good morning your honors, instead of whatever bullshit the other guy was talking about, I'd like to focus on the district court fucking me over on fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103170)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: crusty frum business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103174)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Azure Racy Alpha Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103204)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Cerebral violet abode yarmulke

almost feel bad for baldmo defense counsel. he probably already knew he wasnt getting dat retrial walking in but none of the judges stopping epah and asking him about defendants argument really hammers home hes dunn hurr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103584)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: curious water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103798)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49116113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: fragrant locale hunting ground

Sorry your honor i fucked up haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103177)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: crusty frum business firm

why does he have such gay mannerisms? is it intentional?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103179)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Puce windowlicker

Really makes you think huh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103184)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: crusty frum business firm

but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size doesn't matter"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103188)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: fragrant locale hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103193)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Carmine Space Dysfunction

Sorry your honor, page 7 was actually a printout of an xo thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103183)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: fragrant locale hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103191)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: obsidian queen of the night lettuce

Sorry guys for bringing shame into our community 😢🥺

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103350)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: jet-lagged ultramarine chapel pervert

Oh epah fucked up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103181)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: yapping flesh stock car resort

baldmo judge is browsing this thread on his gay little ipad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103192)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: fragrant locale hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103194)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Vivacious dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103198)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Azure Racy Alpha Base

baldmo judge tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103201)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: mustard cruel-hearted trailer park depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103251)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: henna lascivious regret bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103397)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: zombie-like famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103523)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Snowy Godawful Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103246)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: mustard cruel-hearted trailer park depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103250)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: plum school

needs legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103582)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Puce windowlicker

Imagine doing this for a fucking living holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103195)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Buff Love Of Her Life Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103534)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Azure Racy Alpha Base

Imagine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49104300)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Azure Racy Alpha Base

Female judge is flirting with EPAH due to his mastery of ‘archaic’ antitrust law. “I would have awarded a higher rate because I know how hard it is.”

Too bad EPAH is fumbling the record cites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103199)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: crusty frum business firm

"I can turn him straight"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103202)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Dashing locus candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103207)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Puce windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103214)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Azure Racy Alpha Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103215)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: mustard cruel-hearted trailer park depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103298)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Mildly autistic haunting church community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103333)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: razzmatazz house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103430)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: zombie-like famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103524)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: adulterous talented plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49104544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: obsidian queen of the night lettuce

The 180 thing is that she’s also the writing judge on the third appeal of our cigar case. I’ve got a feeling she’s going to be delivering a lot of money to me thru these two

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103390)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49116117)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: crusty frum business firm

I got a client call in 2 mins, gonna put this on mute and hope EPAH takes off his shirt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103200)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Azure Racy Alpha Base

“If your honors would like…”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103210)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: jet-lagged ultramarine chapel pervert

Tho humble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103209)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Vivacious dopamine

we are, essentially, the max blecher of RPA litigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103212)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Carmine Space Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103310)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: crusty frum business firm

lawyers no one has ever heard of tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103218)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: obsidian queen of the night lettuce

That was an intentional Trumpism. It seems to go over well with people when he says it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103353)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: crusty frum business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103355)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Hairless messiness

he's doing great

court has no interests in his opponents arguments, spending the whole argument thinking very seriously about whether EPAH should get more money

one fuck up on the citation on 7-8, but handled it smoothly

I liked the "top floor of the u.s. bank building" point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103227)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Azure Racy Alpha Base

I don’t have the chutzpah EPAH has to make a living earning fees on earning fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103252)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Cerebral violet abode yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103570)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: fragrant locale hunting ground

Relatively modest recovery tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103234)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: fragrant locale hunting ground

Took some umbrage tp

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103237)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: crusty frum business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103239)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: fragrant locale hunting ground

Further errors tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103240)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: jet-lagged ultramarine chapel pervert

forwent work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103256)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: crusty frum business firm

looking at their firm size tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103269)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Puce windowlicker

Just realized that the firm they went against in this case is literally named "Prestige"

Fucking lmao at "lawyers" Jesus Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103245)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: crusty frum business firm

Let's see what this prestigefaggot talks about with his tiny pink 2 minutes of rebuttal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103253)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: thriller pocket flask

Big EPAH fan here but his voice is much nerdier than I envisioned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103249)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: jet-lagged ultramarine chapel pervert

*gayer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103254)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: thriller pocket flask

That’s how all people from CA sound

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103276)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: yapping flesh stock car resort

Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103741)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: mustard cruel-hearted trailer park depressive

He sounds like a soft-spoken partner who serves on your firm's LGBTQ affinity group

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103257)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Mildly autistic haunting church community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103332)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Zippy indecent center crotch

kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103379)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: obsidian queen of the night lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103356)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: zombie-like famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103525)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: wonderful garrison death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103540)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: curious water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103800)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:19 PM
Author: lilac really tough guy halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49104420)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: Well-lubricated vigorous school cafeteria coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49105376)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Puce windowlicker

Agreed

Let's just say I'm not surprised that he poasts here haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103260)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: yapping flesh stock car resort

he's just "eccentric"

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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: crusty frum business firm

why is this Fox queer talking about Volvos he's gonna lose this case, whatever it's about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103261)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: mustard cruel-hearted trailer park depressive

tls fox

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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: crusty frum business firm

https://www.duanemorris.com/attorneys/michaellfox.html

jewish?

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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: mustard cruel-hearted trailer park depressive

lol he's literally the 'cercla liability' guy from the liberals in biglaw comic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103290)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Dashing locus candlestick maker



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Puce windowlicker

"Ackshually the ruling on the case was wrong in the first place and we should have won and so we shouldn't even have to pay these guys any money to begin with, let alone the amount of money they say they deserve"

Whoa. So this is the power of Lawyering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103284)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: erotic burgundy genital piercing

did you see the College Freshmen cheerleaders giggling in the back of the court room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103302)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Maize dilemma party of the first part

Fox submitting EPAH's crack whore and fuck buddies as evidence of his TTTness like the old MLB scouts in Moneyball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103291)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: jet-lagged ultramarine chapel pervert

let's see how long it takes this fag to get back to poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103296)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: crusty frum business firm

gonna have to be way more specific

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103313)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: obsidian queen of the night lettuce

👋

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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: henna lascivious regret bawdyhouse

"Your honors, I may not look like it but I have four black children."

*9th circuit stares blankly*

"Two of them are Trans"

*papers shuffle around*

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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: obsidian queen of the night lettuce



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: henna lascivious regret bawdyhouse

You did really good in your arguments. I'll be honest I had no idea what this case was about. This was the most obscure shit ever. It's cool you make a lot of money arguing with other eggheads about random crap on behalf of giant corporations over a few more dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103386)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: obsidian queen of the night lettuce

It was about the price of Clear Eyes eyedrops 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103394)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: henna lascivious regret bawdyhouse

Lmaooooo

What was all the discussion about novelty and compensation and citing a bunch of California state supreme court cases about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103402)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: obsidian queen of the night lettuce

We won the first-ever plaintiff-side jury verdict on California’s “mini RPA” statute. Under CA law you’re supposed to get a fee “multiplier” when you take a case on contingency that is novel, requires skill, and precluded you from taking other work. So on remand we’ll ask for 2x of whatever our trial judge awards.

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103415)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: henna lascivious regret bawdyhouse

Mini trials on the merits are my favorite kind

jury plaintiff-side jury verdict tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103417)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: obsidian queen of the night lettuce

Thank you for your attention to detail. Fixed for posterity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103427)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: crusty frum business firm

Defense taking umbrage tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103431)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: henna lascivious regret bawdyhouse

I like to read and to write. Write well. The written word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103441)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: mustard cruel-hearted trailer park depressive



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: sick duck-like multi-billionaire faggot firefighter



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: laughsome area

was opposing counsel really from baker hostetler?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103438)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Dashing locus candlestick maker

pharmacist/partner at your local duane morris

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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: disgusting fat ankles

Black Wall Street firm of DeWayne Morris Chesnut

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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Bonkers Theater Stage

WTF is going on here? Can someone share the timestamp(s) where EPAH takes his shirt off? TY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103550)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: jet-lagged ultramarine chapel pervert

stfu fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103560)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Bonkers Theater Stage

It is good to be home.

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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Cerebral violet abode yarmulke

the litmus test of whether someone is a poaster versus polithiths shitpoaster is whether they can admit epah is a 180 poaster.

great job champ fuck those baldmo fags on the top floor of the us bank building

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103576)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Dashing locus candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103587)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: plum school

litmus test is whether someone calls that voice the faggiest thing on earth

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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Cerebral violet abode yarmulke

not even the faggiest poaster voice ive heard in court (candy ride, benzo) let alone world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103594)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: plum school

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&t=1479s

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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Cerebral violet abode yarmulke

im not disputing that epah had some faggy affect and mannerisms but did you listen tk those other two?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103610)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: plum school

ive listened to tsinah as well 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103632)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Mildly autistic haunting church community account

He’s really good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103670)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: amethyst hyperventilating site persian

im the only poaster with a Prestigious Voice ive ever encountered tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49104211)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Puce windowlicker

180 is a bit much but he's a good poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103612)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: razzmatazz house

as a poster he’s good, as a father and a human being he’s lower than dogshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103617)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Cerebral violet abode yarmulke

jefferson being a slaveholder doesn't diminsh his contribution to scholarship, neither should epahs troon kids!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103623)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: jet-lagged ultramarine chapel pervert

slaveholders were 180 tho

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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: razzmatazz house

EPAH is worse than any slaveholder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103686)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Alcoholic Cracking Selfie



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Floppy hilarious box office bbw

So thoughtful! So moderate!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103727)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Cerebral violet abode yarmulke

you of all people should be kissing epahs ass. odd case you stopped talking massive shit about him right around the time he showed zzz tremendous grace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103730)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: concupiscible twisted stead

You really aren’t

In a position to comment yet. And your asinine public hot takes aren’t furthering your reputation as an advocate. Chill out and buckle down and get to work and take your wins and hits for a few years if you want to be good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49104268)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: concupiscible twisted stead

Saw it. Good job on arguing how you should be paid more. The only note I have would be to talk more about the public policy benefits of taking on these cases, along with applicable literature. Anyway good job. I hope you get another million.

I hope a crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod doesn’t delete this again.

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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: obsidian queen of the night lettuce

ty pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49104951)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: bronze forum



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Cerebral violet abode yarmulke

this is spaceporn, not that you seemed to give the advice any weight anyway

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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: Mewling Circlehead Becky

You have no idea what you are talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49105451)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: Cerebral violet abode yarmulke

im not going to pollute this 180 thread with feuding but idk why you even poast under pumos when your voice and behavior is so identifiable.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750333&mc=44&forum_id=2#49105455

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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: amethyst hyperventilating site persian

crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49105396)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: adulterous talented plaza

If you turn on the captions for YouTube, the female judge talks about the size of EPAH's sperm at 25:21:

https://www.youtube.com/live/KK68ynUnvSQ?si=XNEVYlCkDUdL2ZZG&t=1521

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49104554)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: fragrant locale hunting ground



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: Well-lubricated vigorous school cafeteria coldplay fan

Lead story on the daily journal congrats bro you're big time now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49105328)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: chocolate den shitlib

You talk like the guy on Say Yes to the Dress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49105345)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: obsidian queen of the night lettuce

Gorgeous guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49106112)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: Vengeful Orchid Fanboi Heaven

So do your black gorillas gf peg you?

When you go “surfing” is it because you like to look at other men?

Aren’t lawyers suppose to be ALPHA AF. You look like you are wasting away from Gaids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49105365)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: amethyst hyperventilating site persian

At least we have indisputable evidence that EPAH is White and Non-Jewish, which is more than anyone can say for you my man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49105370)