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Tips for negotiating severance? Notified today I am being laid off

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how ...
floppy coral macaca
  06/01/26
about tree fiddy
Splenetic Fat Ankles National
  06/01/26
Not helpful. Blocked
floppy coral macaca
  06/01/26
120...
Splenetic Fat Ankles National
  06/01/26
Idk what’s your leverage
indigo aphrodisiac tank
  06/01/26
I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and mak...
floppy coral macaca
  06/01/26
Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.
indigo aphrodisiac tank
  06/01/26
So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other ...
chartreuse lodge
  06/03/26
Are you confused? Look up antifa
floppy coral macaca
  06/03/26
Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.
chartreuse lodge
  06/04/26
You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast
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Khaki Adventurous Associate
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Bright Pea-brained Circlehead Idiot
  06/01/26
*standing ovation*
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Infuriating trailer park dopamine
  06/03/26
Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance
poppy selfie genital piercing
  06/01/26
where do you live, work, and what is your name?
Impressive range
  06/01/26
You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 ...
floppy coral macaca
  06/01/26
if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half ho...
Impressive range
  06/01/26
Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The ...
milky casino messiness
  06/01/26
same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his t...
Khaki Adventurous Associate
  06/01/26
I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's on...
milky casino messiness
  06/01/26
I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that li...
Khaki Adventurous Associate
  06/01/26
i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterf...
Impressive range
  06/01/26
...
Thriller Federal Preventive Strike Keepsake Machete
  06/02/26
you maed it
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  06/01/26
If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their off...
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  06/01/26
I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (t...
milky casino messiness
  06/01/26
It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can f...
trip orchestra pit degenerate
  06/01/26
claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money
judgmental stag film roommate
  06/01/26
what job did you have
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  06/01/26
PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE
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  06/01/26
...
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  06/01/26
Get pregnant. Be openly flaming gay Publicly inquire if co...
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  06/01/26
Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be pro...
milky casino messiness
  06/01/26
Never too late to start!
mahogany black woman
  06/01/26
Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay
floppy coral macaca
  06/01/26
Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you ...
milky casino messiness
  06/01/26
This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS m...
Hot diverse police squad
  06/01/26
if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer fo...
galvanic awkward menage mental disorder
  06/01/26
you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly ...
Impressive range
  06/01/26
that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are ...
galvanic awkward menage mental disorder
  06/01/26
...
chartreuse lodge
  06/03/26
...
razzle flirting box office
  06/02/26
Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’...
trip orchestra pit degenerate
  06/01/26
I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another...
floppy coral macaca
  06/02/26
Another two weeks of pay.
trip orchestra pit degenerate
  06/02/26
Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work
floppy coral macaca
  06/02/26
AI wouldn't have fucked that up
Vibrant Address Generalized Bond
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Multi-colored ocher church mad-dog skullcap
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Khaki Adventurous Associate
  06/02/26
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floppy coral macaca
  06/03/26
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chartreuse lodge
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trip orchestra pit degenerate
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Infuriating trailer park dopamine
  06/03/26
ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and sc...
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  06/02/26
Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touchin...
milky casino messiness
  06/03/26
I thought you delivered cookies
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  06/03/26
wait two weeks
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...
floppy coral macaca
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trip orchestra pit degenerate
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Splenetic Fat Ankles National
  06/04/26
(XO 2020)
floppy coral macaca
  06/03/26
cookie delivery is dead
amber hairless corner french chef
  06/03/26
I guess so if Ai can replace it
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  06/03/26


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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: floppy coral macaca

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how much can I get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49909894)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Splenetic Fat Ankles National

about tree fiddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49909895)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: floppy coral macaca

Not helpful. Blocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49909897)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Splenetic Fat Ankles National

120...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49909899)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: indigo aphrodisiac tank

Idk what’s your leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49909898)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: floppy coral macaca

I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and make them a target of antifa or similar orgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49909900)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: indigo aphrodisiac tank

Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49909947)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: chartreuse lodge

So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other major company and you think that's special?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49912893)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: floppy coral macaca

Are you confused? Look up antifa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49912915)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: chartreuse lodge

Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49914622)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: submissive sienna puppy

You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49909901)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Khaki Adventurous Associate



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Bright Pea-brained Circlehead Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910271)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: milky casino messiness

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910290)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Infuriating trailer park dopamine



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: poppy selfie genital piercing

Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49909903)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Impressive range

where do you live, work, and what is your name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49909905)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: floppy coral macaca

You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 of those data points. For that I thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49909910)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: Impressive range

if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half hour i'd immediately forget who both of them are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49909913)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: milky casino messiness

Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The number of names I've forgotten from this site is pretty substantial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910287)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Khaki Adventurous Associate

same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his thread when I pointed out he's outed; I've probably seen his name a couple dozen times and have no clue what it is

don't think I ever knew OP's IRL identity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910298)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: milky casino messiness

I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's only him, SP, benzo, and GTO that I remember offhand. I know TSINAH's first name, but I don't remember his last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910311)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Khaki Adventurous Associate

I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910314)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Impressive range

i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterface Chris has stuck in my brain

and i remember CSLGs name because his Mr P branding WORKS. if i ever pour Tabasco sauce in my eyes while in LA, i know who to call.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910571)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: Thriller Federal Preventive Strike Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49911694)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Cowardly bronze center

you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49909908)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: Bisexual Theatre Cuck

If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their offer probably close to "take it or leave it." They're probably not considering bespoke packages for individuals. The only real way to change that is to decline the severance agreement and write a demand letter, if you have a colorable claim.

How many people got laid off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49909935)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: milky casino messiness

I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (that's the worst part about senior positions to me, because it's almost always management's fault, but they almost always skate free). And this is generally right for meaningful changes if you haven't complained about a coworker, supervisor, member of management, or had some other shit crop up (personal data being made accessible to others, reports of unsafe work practices, awareness of major skeletons, etc.)

But there's no harm in asking for a few extra weeks, release from non-compete (if subject to one that would make finding work difficult, vacation payout if not in a jurisdiction that requires it, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910301)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: trip orchestra pit degenerate

It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can fire average employees in an layoff and enforce noncompetes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910609)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: judgmental stag film roommate

claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49909963)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: boyish maniacal organic girlfriend

what job did you have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49909989)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: offensive emerald stage nibblets

PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910262)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Charcoal sandwich piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910278)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: mahogany black woman

Get pregnant.

Be openly flaming gay

Publicly inquire if company will pay for "gender affirmation" surgery

Self-identify as BIPOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910293)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: milky casino messiness

Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be problematic about it from day 1. But it's too late if you didn't front run the RIF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910306)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: mahogany black woman

Never too late to start!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910308)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: floppy coral macaca

Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910644)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: milky casino messiness

Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you make this pitch. Can't. Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910681)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Hot diverse police squad

This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910698)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: galvanic awkward menage mental disorder

if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer for a wrongful termination, there's not much you can 'negotiate'

not sure what state you're in, but in california, if you haven't received any communication, formal or informal, that you're being terminated, you need to create a 'protected act' situation asap. that buys you at least a few months where you're hoping they term you and you can raise the claim against the company. if you have good prior performance reviews, etc, pdf all of that and it makes your case extremely strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910579)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: Impressive range

you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly adopt each week, so it will never be safe to cut you loose



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910585)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: galvanic awkward menage mental disorder

that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are using ai to fire all the dei staff from the past 10yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910593)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: chartreuse lodge



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: razzle flirting box office



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: trip orchestra pit degenerate

Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’re in a protected class (over 40) you can probably get another two weeks if you make it clear you’ll sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910603)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: floppy coral macaca

I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another 2 weeks? I want cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49911224)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: trip orchestra pit degenerate

Another two weeks of pay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49911399)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: floppy coral macaca

Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49911645)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Vibrant Address Generalized Bond

AI wouldn't have fucked that up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49911698)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: Multi-colored ocher church mad-dog skullcap



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Khaki Adventurous Associate



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: floppy coral macaca



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: chartreuse lodge



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: trip orchestra pit degenerate



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Infuriating trailer park dopamine



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: confused knife brunch

ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and screaming or u can leave w/o incident-- spare the histrionics and seek a reasonable settlement -- they have u dead to the right, so u might as well play nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49911796)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: milky casino messiness

Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touching door knobs, printers, staplers, and pens all around the office after fingering your dirty anus. These motherfuckers need to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49912880)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: excitant candlestick maker area

I thought you delivered cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49912872)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Multi-colored ocher church mad-dog skullcap

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49912879)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: floppy coral macaca



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: excitant candlestick maker area



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: chartreuse lodge



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: trip orchestra pit degenerate



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Bonkers idiotic windowlicker kitty cat



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: Splenetic Fat Ankles National



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: floppy coral macaca

(XO 2020)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49912887)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: amber hairless corner french chef

cookie delivery is dead

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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: excitant candlestick maker area

I guess so if Ai can replace it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49912932)