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Explain people buying $1.5 million homes in DC with no yards kids in public scho

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sadistic insane brunch
  11/21/23
Yards are pointless unless you have 3+ acres. Kids now a...
Ivory stirring halford
  11/21/23
Explain the yard thing. Why isn't even 1/2 acre good enough ...
milky principal's office
  11/21/23
If it's not enough space for kids to play a proper game of f...
Ivory stirring halford
  11/21/23
It also talked about pools. I forget the numbers again, ...
Ivory stirring halford
  11/21/23
That's still 2.4 pool hours per day.
Violet range weed whacker
  11/21/23
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Nazca Redlines
  01/19/25
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Phenotype Czar
  01/19/25
That's gay AF all we did was play in yards
sadistic insane brunch
  11/21/23
I'm talking about 2023 bro -- not 1993
Ivory stirring halford
  11/21/23
All of the kids were outside every day in my neighborhood wi...
spectacular institution community account
  11/21/23
I'm talking about 2023 bro -- not 1993
Ivory stirring halford
  11/21/23
There have been long threads documenting the hazards of putt...
sadistic insane brunch
  11/21/23
great question. not sure why everyone in DC isnt buying a ho...
Exciting Space
  11/21/23
The "zones" are all fucked up apparently, and ever...
sadistic insane brunch
  11/21/23
LJL at anyone who's not smart enough to simply look up the r...
Ivory stirring halford
  11/21/23
Yeah these schools are at most 60% white and the minorities ...
sadistic insane brunch
  11/21/23
This one looks OK. https://www.greatschools.org/washingt...
Ivory stirring halford
  11/21/23
That's actually what sparked this. This dood was bitching to...
sadistic insane brunch
  11/21/23
So many good places in Virginia to buy if you have a family
big temple
  11/21/23
Yeah I'm not asking for responses that add to the mystery.
sadistic insane brunch
  11/21/23
Oh I am so sorry let me go ahead and delete my post
big temple
  11/21/23
No leave it there so others can learn from your mistakes.
sadistic insane brunch
  11/21/23
LOLLERCAUST
Rough-skinned curious location
  11/21/23
How was Annandale?
sadistic insane brunch
  11/21/23
lollercausting HARDER@ you thinking i was born in "anna...
Rough-skinned curious location
  11/21/23
Oof. I must have been dead on target to make you move goalpo...
sadistic insane brunch
  11/22/23
I think it’s a small minority of white people doing th...
Histrionic potus blood rage
  11/21/23
When I see these same kids at age 16 they look homeless, tha...
sadistic insane brunch
  11/21/23
DC is back to like 80s-90s crime levels now too lmao. Imagin...
Ruddy boyish house people who are hurt
  11/21/23
it seems like there are some larger, forested lots in virgin...
yapping aqua round eye bawdyhouse
  11/21/23
Boomer GlowNiggers who never made more than $100k / year, bu...
Ivory stirring halford
  11/21/23
Glowies in the know stay in the woods in MD. VA is just the ...
sadistic insane brunch
  11/21/23
MD is intelligence people VA is Pentagon people (which also ...
justapoaster
  01/19/25
Imagine buying a $1.5 million house to send your kids to pub...
Sable concupiscible theater stage love of her life
  11/21/23
DC families with $1.5M mortgages aren't sending their kids t...
Glittery flickering quadroon area
  11/21/23
the ones that are paying their own mortgages are but lots of...
Trip stain pozpig
  11/21/23
That's what I thought too, but after giving this some seriou...
sadistic insane brunch
  11/21/23
i think at this point its just people that need a roof over...
Trip stain pozpig
  11/21/23
Middle class but rich enough to not live right next to Mexic...
Stubborn milk station
  11/21/23
I wish it was Mexicans. These Salvadorans just eat wads of c...
sadistic insane brunch
  11/21/23
They're gay
Garnet vibrant laser beams
  11/21/23


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Date: November 21st, 2023 8:15 PM
Author: sadistic insane brunch



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Date: November 21st, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Ivory stirring halford

Yards are pointless unless you have 3+ acres.

Kids now adays never use them.

No clue how public schools work in DC.

Presumably there are solid zones and/or solid charter schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448135&forum_id=2).#47084240)



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Date: November 21st, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: milky principal's office

Explain the yard thing. Why isn't even 1/2 acre good enough for kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448135&forum_id=2).#47084244)



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Date: November 21st, 2023 8:22 PM
Author: Ivory stirring halford

If it's not enough space for kids to play a proper game of flag football or baseball and/or for them to "explore" the wilderness -- they lose interest in about 2 weeks.

I read an article about this onece. I forget the numbers, but kids basically never play outdoors in most yards. That holds true as yards get bigger -- up until something like 3 acres. Above that, the more land, the more time kids spend outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448135&forum_id=2).#47084273)



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Date: November 21st, 2023 8:23 PM
Author: Ivory stirring halford

It also talked about pools.

I forget the numbers again, but something like 90% of the time kids basically never substantially use their pools if they have them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448135&forum_id=2).#47084275)



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Date: November 21st, 2023 9:05 PM
Author: Violet range weed whacker

That's still 2.4 pool hours per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448135&forum_id=2).#47084425)



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Date: January 19th, 2025 12:22 AM
Author: Nazca Redlines



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Date: January 19th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: Phenotype Czar



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Date: November 21st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: sadistic insane brunch

That's gay AF all we did was play in yards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448135&forum_id=2).#47084301)



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Date: November 21st, 2023 8:32 PM
Author: Ivory stirring halford

I'm talking about 2023 bro -- not 1993

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448135&forum_id=2).#47084311)



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Date: November 21st, 2023 8:44 PM
Author: spectacular institution community account

All of the kids were outside every day in my neighborhood with quarter acre or whatver yards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448135&forum_id=2).#47084345)



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Date: November 21st, 2023 8:47 PM
Author: Ivory stirring halford

I'm talking about 2023 bro -- not 1993

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448135&forum_id=2).#47084355)



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Date: November 21st, 2023 9:08 PM
Author: sadistic insane brunch

There have been long threads documenting the hazards of putting up a basketball hoop on your curtilage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448135&forum_id=2).#47084434)



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Date: November 21st, 2023 11:44 PM
Author: Exciting Space

great question. not sure why everyone in DC isnt buying a house with at least a 1/2 acre yard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448135&forum_id=2).#47085038)



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Date: November 21st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: sadistic insane brunch

The "zones" are all fucked up apparently, and everyone does "lotteries" just to get into the school that's across the street.

But there's also this yuge misconception people have. They think if the houses in the neighborhood are expensive, the schools are better funded. That's not true, but don't tell that to the people buying these homes. They are going whole hog on these tiny shiuty5 houses without researching this stuff. Lawyers even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448135&forum_id=2).#47084288)



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Date: November 21st, 2023 8:27 PM
Author: Ivory stirring halford

LJL at anyone who's not smart enough to simply look up the racial demography on GreatSchools.

You can't go by rating anymore because they ding scores when schools are not DIVERSE enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448135&forum_id=2).#47084290)



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Date: November 21st, 2023 8:28 PM
Author: sadistic insane brunch

Yeah these schools are at most 60% white and the minorities are all flunking out, so u know nothing magical is happening in the classroom. Kids ain't learning shit because they have to teach to the bottom 1/3.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448135&forum_id=2).#47084295)



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Date: November 21st, 2023 8:32 PM
Author: Ivory stirring halford

This one looks OK.

https://www.greatschools.org/washington-dc/washington/140-Janney-Elementary-School/

72% White and only 4% Black.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448135&forum_id=2).#47084310)



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Date: November 21st, 2023 8:37 PM
Author: sadistic insane brunch

That's actually what sparked this. This dood was bitching to me that he DOESN'T want to send his kids to that school because there's another school across the street from his house.

This actually prompted a separate thread I did a few days ago about a trash can. When i looked at the school he was talking about, the first thing I noticed was the playground was wide open to the public and has an overflowing trash can. That was the school he was in the lottery for. I lost it when I saw that trash can but didn't say anything. I just took pics before I left and meditated on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448135&forum_id=2).#47084327)



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Date: November 21st, 2023 8:28 PM
Author: big temple

So many good places in Virginia to buy if you have a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448135&forum_id=2).#47084296)



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Date: November 21st, 2023 8:29 PM
Author: sadistic insane brunch

Yeah I'm not asking for responses that add to the mystery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448135&forum_id=2).#47084298)



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Date: November 21st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: big temple

Oh I am so sorry let me go ahead and delete my post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448135&forum_id=2).#47084300)



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Date: November 21st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: sadistic insane brunch

No leave it there so others can learn from your mistakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448135&forum_id=2).#47084304)



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Date: November 21st, 2023 11:29 PM
Author: Rough-skinned curious location

LOLLERCAUST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448135&forum_id=2).#47085014)



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Date: November 21st, 2023 11:36 PM
Author: sadistic insane brunch

How was Annandale?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448135&forum_id=2).#47085030)



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Date: November 21st, 2023 11:39 PM
Author: Rough-skinned curious location

lollercausting HARDER@ you thinking i was born in "annandale"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448135&forum_id=2).#47085036)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 12:17 AM
Author: sadistic insane brunch

Oof. I must have been dead on target to make you move goalposts to "born in"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448135&forum_id=2).#47085130)



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Date: November 21st, 2023 8:31 PM
Author: Histrionic potus blood rage

I think it’s a small minority of white people doing this.

Most everyone comes to their senses and moves outside the city if they are insisting on public school

Others have enough money to stay in the city and go fully private.

These people think proper outdoors play in the modern year is forcing your 3 year to learn to ride a bike and then dragging them on long boring urban bike trails shared by power walking shrews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448135&forum_id=2).#47084305)



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Date: November 21st, 2023 8:32 PM
Author: sadistic insane brunch

When I see these same kids at age 16 they look homeless, that's my go-by.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448135&forum_id=2).#47084308)



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Date: November 21st, 2023 8:32 PM
Author: Ruddy boyish house people who are hurt

DC is back to like 80s-90s crime levels now too lmao. Imagine having a 1,500,000k mortgage in that shithole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448135&forum_id=2).#47084309)



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Date: November 21st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: yapping aqua round eye bawdyhouse

it seems like there are some larger, forested lots in virginia tucked up right next to the beltway. like 2.5 to 3 acres. who lives there? how loud are traffic/sirens/etc.?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448135&forum_id=2).#47084394)



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Date: November 21st, 2023 9:00 PM
Author: Ivory stirring halford

Boomer GlowNiggers who never made more than $100k / year, but bought the houses for $100k back in the 80s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448135&forum_id=2).#47084399)



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Date: November 21st, 2023 9:04 PM
Author: sadistic insane brunch

Glowies in the know stay in the woods in MD. VA is just the office address. Ft. Meade is technically Baltimore metro area for that matter, plus all that weird shit at USAMRID, Walter Reed, NIH, POTUS of Afghanistan on the faculty at Hopkins...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448135&forum_id=2).#47084421)



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Date: January 19th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: justapoaster

MD is intelligence people VA is Pentagon people (which also does intelligence).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448135&forum_id=2).#48564752)



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Date: November 21st, 2023 9:01 PM
Author: Sable concupiscible theater stage love of her life

Imagine buying a $1.5 million house to send your kids to public school thunderdomes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448135&forum_id=2).#47084403)



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Date: November 21st, 2023 9:16 PM
Author: Glittery flickering quadroon area

DC families with $1.5M mortgages aren't sending their kids to the public thunderdomes in any substantial numbers because those schools all have free lunch populations over 80-90% in most cases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448135&forum_id=2).#47084477)



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Date: November 21st, 2023 9:20 PM
Author: Trip stain pozpig

the ones that are paying their own mortgages are but lots of them have infinite boomer daddy money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448135&forum_id=2).#47084500)



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Date: November 21st, 2023 9:24 PM
Author: sadistic insane brunch

That's what I thought too, but after giving this some serious thought (I've been threading on this for days) it looks to me like what's happened is that private donors have kicked up money to build nicer schools in the white neighborhoods. The schools are no better funded than the shittiest schools in the shittiest neighborhoods. "Parents" do fundraising events to fix toilets and shit.

The only reason this shit intrigues me is because of all the shenanigans people would have been pulling if this was how things worked where I came up. Before we knew what condoms were, we found used ones at the playgrounds that people got into at night, and that was in middle school. These rich idiots made an elementary school playground open to the public 24/7. The only rule is no dogs. There were overflowing trash cans when I saw it. It looks like some rich asshole wanted to build a playground for his kids and decided to put it on the school property. Spaceporn could sit there on the swings, motionless, from 6am to 6pm on a school day. Legally. He could bring some KFC with him and throw the used boxes in the trash can. His law firm may have funded it, because what broke ass school would say no to a free playground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448135&forum_id=2).#47084519)



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Date: November 21st, 2023 9:08 PM
Author: Trip stain pozpig

i think at this point its just people that need a roof over their heads. kids do too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448135&forum_id=2).#47084433)



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Date: November 21st, 2023 9:09 PM
Author: Stubborn milk station

Middle class but rich enough to not live right next to Mexicans or viets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448135&forum_id=2).#47084437)



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Date: November 21st, 2023 9:14 PM
Author: sadistic insane brunch

I wish it was Mexicans. These Salvadorans just eat wads of corn meal with sour cream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448135&forum_id=2).#47084469)



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Date: November 21st, 2023 11:30 PM
Author: Garnet vibrant laser beams

They're gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448135&forum_id=2).#47085017)