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Friend told me his daughter went to a 'Twerky Turkey' assembly at school

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Than...
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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 AM
Author: talented heaven water buffalo

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Thanksgiving pageant and they had some of them dressed as pilgrims, some as turkeys, etc. Nobody dressed like an Indian for racial reasons which makes sense.

Anyway, halfway through it turned out it wasn't really that sort of pageant at all--the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

And this person (not sure if it was male or female--they might not be sure themselves) ran out in a turkey costume but it was pretty revealing. And started twerking. This went on for several minutes and then the lights came back on.

My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams) and they stopped it before it got to that part.

My friend is really angry and he wants to complain at the next school board meeting.

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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: talented heaven water buffalo



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:32 PM
Author: vivacious cordovan indirect expression headpube



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: aromatic magenta office crotch



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: vivacious cordovan indirect expression headpube



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: crimson fiercely-loyal business firm fortuitous meteor

Can't even tell if this is satire any more.

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: Maroon fragrant lodge

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Date: March 30th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: aromatic magenta office crotch



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: olive big kitty cat site



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: Diverse state queen of the night

<3 u guys so much

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: jade theater stage faggot firefighter

These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!

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Date: November 24th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: talented heaven water buffalo

Dude she worked hard on it be nice

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: Maroon fragrant lodge

Wait waiit wait....

We need to know the AGES of these girls before I know to unzip or not.

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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: Rambunctious Cumskin Rigor

Love is Love

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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: mind-boggling learning disabled death wish alpha



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: navy faggotry son of senegal



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: aromatic magenta office crotch



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: Drunken prole



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: aromatic magenta office crotch



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: Maroon fragrant lodge

"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2).#47098853)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: soul-stirring immigrant parlour



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:50 PM
Author: aromatic magenta office crotch



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Date: November 29th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: talented heaven water buffalo



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:01 AM
Author: mind-boggling learning disabled death wish alpha



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Cyan nursing home

this is like a scene from a Black remake of A Christmas Story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2).#47144858)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Maroon fragrant lodge



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: Floppy jet sanctuary



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:32 PM
Author: Floppy jet sanctuary



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: mind-boggling learning disabled death wish alpha



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:36 PM
Author: razzle yapping masturbator

under appreciated thread

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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 AM
Author: talented heaven water buffalo

Johnsmeyer pastiche is hard but I'm proud with how this turned out

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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: mind-boggling learning disabled death wish alpha

she was a bowl of yams

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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:28 AM
Author: Floppy jet sanctuary



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: talented heaven water buffalo



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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: Impressive excitant space



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Soggy irradiated personal credit line



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: talented heaven water buffalo



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: insane silver location party of the first part

they might not be sure themselves

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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: dr. heiter

tp

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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: olive big kitty cat site

"My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2).#48899766)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: big-titted electric organic girlfriend point



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: dr. heiter



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: (she was a bowl of yams) ((zurich is stained))



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