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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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grizzly nubile box office gay wizard
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
jade tanning salon halford
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
grizzly nubile box office gay wizard
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
jade tanning salon halford
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
grizzly nubile box office gay wizard
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
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  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
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  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Contagious dilemma
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
jade tanning salon halford
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Contagious dilemma
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
grizzly nubile box office gay wizard
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Contagious dilemma
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
jade tanning salon halford
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
grizzly nubile box office gay wizard
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Contagious dilemma
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
Irradiated Kink-friendly Deer Antler
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Contagious dilemma
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
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  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
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  07/06/25
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Hyperactive Site Sex Offender
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
confused patrolman gunner
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
Yellow regret
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
honey-headed yapping prole
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
laughsome partner native
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
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  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
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  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
Irradiated Kink-friendly Deer Antler
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
grizzly nubile box office gay wizard
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
swashbuckling hot shrine masturbator
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
Irradiated Kink-friendly Deer Antler
  07/07/25
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Crawly kitchen headpube
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
swashbuckling hot shrine masturbator
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
honey-headed yapping prole
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
Irradiated Kink-friendly Deer Antler
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Crawly kitchen headpube
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
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  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Crawly kitchen headpube
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
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  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
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  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
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  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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  07/07/25
No 40k for you
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  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
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  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
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  07/11/25
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  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
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  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: grizzly nubile box office gay wizard



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: jade tanning salon halford

come on man, that is one meal

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: grizzly nubile box office gay wizard

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: jade tanning salon halford

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: grizzly nubile box office gay wizard

Idk like 3 days of work

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Thriller Drunken Garrison Sweet Tailpipe

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: grizzly nubile box office gay wizard

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Dark church ratface



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Angry Effete Locus



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: laughsome partner native



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Contagious dilemma

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: jade tanning salon halford

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Contagious dilemma

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: grizzly nubile box office gay wizard

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Contagious dilemma

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: jade tanning salon halford

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: grizzly nubile box office gay wizard

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Contagious dilemma

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Irradiated Kink-friendly Deer Antler

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Contagious dilemma

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: razzle awkward cruise ship

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: light hospital

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Hyperactive Site Sex Offender



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: confused patrolman gunner

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: Yellow regret

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: honey-headed yapping prole

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: laughsome partner native

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: swashbuckling hot shrine masturbator

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: grizzly nubile box office gay wizard

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Irradiated Kink-friendly Deer Antler

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: grizzly nubile box office gay wizard

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: swashbuckling hot shrine masturbator

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Irradiated Kink-friendly Deer Antler

you're indian why do you care?

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Crawly kitchen headpube



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: swashbuckling hot shrine masturbator

veddy veddy not kosher

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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: honey-headed yapping prole

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Irradiated Kink-friendly Deer Antler

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Crawly kitchen headpube

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: swashbuckling hot shrine masturbator

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Crawly kitchen headpube

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: swashbuckling hot shrine masturbator

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Crawly kitchen headpube

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: swashbuckling hot shrine masturbator

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: swashbuckling hot shrine masturbator

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: confused patrolman gunner



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Crawly kitchen headpube

No 40k for you

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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: grizzly nubile box office gay wizard



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Histrionic disturbing degenerate

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Contagious dilemma



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Crawly kitchen headpube



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: grizzly nubile box office gay wizard



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Geriatric curious party of the first part

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal sanctuary hairy legs

define 'sticks'

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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: grizzly nubile box office gay wizard



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: sticky black woman

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

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