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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
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  12/08/25
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  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
Light principal's office
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
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  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
floppy travel guidebook
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
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  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
floppy travel guidebook
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
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  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
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Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
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  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
Razzle-dazzle Mother Point
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
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  12/18/25
lol
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  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
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100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
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  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
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  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
Mentally impaired bawdyhouse stock car
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
Topaz vigorous market
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
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  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
Topaz vigorous market
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
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Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
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Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
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No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
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  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
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  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
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  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
razzle address
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
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  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
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  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
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  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
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“Move back” you say
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are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
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I am not!
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  12/17/25
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  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: 180 milky center fat ankles

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: 180 milky center fat ankles



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Light principal's office

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: sexy slap-happy hairy legs

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Topaz vigorous market



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Pearl kink-friendly house halford



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Galvanic chapel



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: floppy travel guidebook

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: 180 milky center fat ankles

You don't tip on takeout?

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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: floppy travel guidebook

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: 180 milky center fat ankles

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: autistic boyish people who are hurt mediation

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: 180 milky center fat ankles

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Mother Point

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: 180 milky center fat ankles

I never earned one.

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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Mentally impaired bawdyhouse stock car

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Mother Point

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: 180 milky center fat ankles



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Topaz vigorous market

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: well-lubricated bespoke toilet seat azn

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Mentally impaired bawdyhouse stock car

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Topaz vigorous market

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: well-lubricated bespoke toilet seat azn

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Topaz vigorous market

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Federal electric furnace box office

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Outnumbered twinkling community account brethren

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: concupiscible bronze ticket booth affirmative action



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: charcoal big tattoo fortuitous meteor



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Medicated irradiated space

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy vivacious nibblets institution



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: 180 milky center fat ankles

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: harsh library antidepressant drug



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Orange Temple International Law Enforcement Agency

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: razzle address

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Federal electric furnace box office

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: razzle address

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Federal electric furnace box office

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: razzle address

couldnt care less about going out to eat

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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Violet titillating stage

just move back to asia. easy

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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: well-lubricated bespoke toilet seat azn

XO JAPAN

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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Orange Temple International Law Enforcement Agency

“Move back” you say

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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: well-lubricated bespoke toilet seat azn

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Violet titillating stage



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Orange Temple International Law Enforcement Agency

I am not!

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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Hyperventilating metal lodge

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518198)