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Costumed chest-beating puppy theater
  02/03/18
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autistic coral address patrolman
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Sick roast beef
  02/03/18
"im gay"
lilac contagious roommate
  02/03/18
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wonderful onyx blood rage indian lodge
  02/03/18
"ur hired"
Aromatic messiness
  02/03/18
absolutely devastating
lilac contagious roommate
  02/03/18
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ethereal connection
  10/24/25
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ethereal connection
  10/24/25
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Lime Irate Filthpig Plaza
  02/03/18
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ethereal connection
  10/24/25
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Tantric jew
  02/03/18
Sure. After majoring in political science, I attended one of...
insanely creepy factory reset button mad cow disease
  02/03/18
Tell me about a time you handled a vicious attack from an un...
Costumed chest-beating puppy theater
  02/03/18
Sure. During the last megapoaster madness, where I went all ...
insanely creepy factory reset button mad cow disease
  02/03/18
I see. Can you go into a bit more specific detail about how ...
Costumed chest-beating puppy theater
  02/03/18
Sure. Like I said, the key is to address the situation witho...
insanely creepy factory reset button mad cow disease
  02/03/18
*subtle but unmistakable note of impatience enters my tone o...
Costumed chest-beating puppy theater
  02/03/18
lol at this point in my career I'd probably say "I don'...
insanely creepy factory reset button mad cow disease
  02/03/18
cr not to put up with this shit. i interviewed at Amazon...
Costumed chest-beating puppy theater
  02/03/18
I'm OK with a hostile interviewer. What I am not OK with is ...
insanely creepy factory reset button mad cow disease
  02/03/18
i niggerthread i hookerthread i gookthread i fake retire ...
at-the-ready cordovan sweet tailpipe
  02/03/18
This question is so easy yet so mysteriously hard for sooo m...
Purple Rough-skinned Step-uncle's House International Law Enforcement Agency
  02/03/18
it's impossible to answer without lying.
at-the-ready cordovan sweet tailpipe
  02/03/18
We're waiting...
Costumed chest-beating puppy theater
  02/03/18
This is fucking child’s play lmao
Purple Rough-skinned Step-uncle's House International Law Enforcement Agency
  02/03/18
still waiting
autistic coral address patrolman
  02/03/18
Well... thanks for coming in today. Your recruiter will foll...
Costumed chest-beating puppy theater
  02/03/18
In all of my academic and professional experiences, I’ve dem...
Purple Rough-skinned Step-uncle's House International Law Enforcement Agency
  02/03/18
OK, breaking schtick here: That's a fucking horrible answer....
Costumed chest-beating puppy theater
  02/03/18
I’m an investment banker with a 90% hit rate on high stress ...
Purple Rough-skinned Step-uncle's House International Law Enforcement Agency
  02/03/18
(JJC)
appetizing temple
  02/03/18
lmao ok "Prodigy" here's a tip: get out of dan...
Costumed chest-beating puppy theater
  02/03/18
I do like you more for getting that reference. Anyway suppos...
Purple Rough-skinned Step-uncle's House International Law Enforcement Agency
  02/03/18
why break schtick? that's exactly what any real interviewer ...
Navy home newt
  02/03/18
Future thread readers: if autistic, professionally unsuccess...
Purple Rough-skinned Step-uncle's House International Law Enforcement Agency
  02/03/18
lmao JJJJJC!!!
jet vigorous set
  04/29/19
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Apoplectic crimson rigpig double fault
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brindle curious office juggernaut
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Mustard piazza genital piercing
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Doobsian sanctuary elastic band
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Costumed chest-beating puppy theater
  04/29/19
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Weed smoker 420
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ethereal connection
  10/24/25


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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:41 PM
Author: Costumed chest-beating puppy theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315122)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:41 PM
Author: autistic coral address patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315124)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:42 PM
Author: Sick roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315125)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:42 PM
Author: lilac contagious roommate

"im gay"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315126)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:43 PM
Author: wonderful onyx blood rage indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315137)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:44 PM
Author: Aromatic messiness

"ur hired"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315141)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: lilac contagious roommate

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315176)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: ethereal connection



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#49371265)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: ethereal connection



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#49371266)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Lime Irate Filthpig Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315166)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: ethereal connection



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#49371267)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:42 PM
Author: Tantric jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315135)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:44 PM
Author: insanely creepy factory reset button mad cow disease

Sure. After majoring in political science, I attended one of America's top ranked law schools. It was there that I discovered the greatbort. I started out as a lurker before creating an account to ask for career advice. From there, I successfully transitioned to poasting about how askav and steez are actually 100% straight despite routinely engaging in activities that appear to be extremely homoerotic. The skills I developed in that position allowed me to become a big time IFNB poaster and later to expand into threads about how peterman takes enormous trucker cocks at our nation's interstate highway stops.

As you can see, I also have significant experience rating posters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315142)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Costumed chest-beating puppy theater

Tell me about a time you handled a vicious attack from an unhinged pumo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315173)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:51 PM
Author: insanely creepy factory reset button mad cow disease

Sure. During the last megapoaster madness, where I went all the way to the Elite 8, I was attacked by a quotemo who called me whiny and attention seeking. The important thing to understand about these guys is that they just want attention, and the best way to handle it is ignore their threads and quietly contact the mods if they out you. If you try to argue with them or make it clear that you consider it a big deal, you get into situations like RSF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315193)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:55 PM
Author: Costumed chest-beating puppy theater

I see. Can you go into a bit more specific detail about how you handled the "megapoaster madness" situation and the outcomes your actions generated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315226)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: insanely creepy factory reset button mad cow disease

Sure. Like I said, the key is to address the situation without replying to any of the deranged pumo's threads or making it obvious that you are addressing the situation. One of the things I like to do is log in with my alts and bump threads that are on the second or third page. This drops the deranged pumo's threads about me to the bottom of the screen, where they will get less attention and disappear more quickly. This often resolves the situation by itself. I can then contact mods a day or two later to remove the threads when they have fallen off XO's radar. This eliminates the problem without giving the pumo the immediate gratification of knowing that their psychotic spam has generated moderator attention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315258)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: Costumed chest-beating puppy theater

*subtle but unmistakable note of impatience enters my tone of voice*

OK, so is that what you did in this specific instance, or is it a general description of your typical approach to this sort of situation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315289)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:05 PM
Author: insanely creepy factory reset button mad cow disease

lol at this point in my career I'd probably say "I don't think this is going to work out" and leave if an interviewer got this anal on me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315302)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:07 PM
Author: Costumed chest-beating puppy theater

cr not to put up with this shit.

i interviewed at Amazon a few months ago and the dweebs interviewing me were getting off so hard on fulfilling some "hardcore, no-bullshit interrogator" persona. wanted to shove them all in the same locker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315321)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: insanely creepy factory reset button mad cow disease

I'm OK with a hostile interviewer. What I am not OK with is somebody who gets super anal over small distinctions or MAF that I'm not answering the exact question they asked. That is a sign that I would not enjoy the office culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315368)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: at-the-ready cordovan sweet tailpipe

i niggerthread

i hookerthread

i gookthread

i fake retire

i come back for more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315179)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: Purple Rough-skinned Step-uncle's House International Law Enforcement Agency

This question is so easy yet so mysteriously hard for sooo many people. There’s nothing worse than hearing someone ramble through their life story without highlighting what they think is good for the role.

A quality well thought out pitch gets you far as hell in my book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315182)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: at-the-ready cordovan sweet tailpipe

it's impossible to answer without lying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315188)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:51 PM
Author: Costumed chest-beating puppy theater

We're waiting...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315190)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Purple Rough-skinned Step-uncle's House International Law Enforcement Agency

This is fucking child’s play lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315202)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:55 PM
Author: autistic coral address patrolman

still waiting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315229)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:56 PM
Author: Costumed chest-beating puppy theater

Well... thanks for coming in today. Your recruiter will follow up with you if we decide to move forward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315232)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Purple Rough-skinned Step-uncle's House International Law Enforcement Agency

In all of my academic and professional experiences, I’ve demonstrated that I’m an excellent fit for X.

At X school, I did well in [Relevant classes] and solidified my interest in [field of job you’re interviewinf for]

I took [first job] because [rational reasons that follow from what you said before]. I learned X and excelled at [relevant shit]. Over time [logical reason for next job]

[Repeat as needed for subsequent jobs]

Going forward, id love to leverage my [skills you’ve already discussed above] in a role that provides [stuff that the job has that you’ve already proven you care about]. I’m confident this opportunity is an excellent fit and I’m excited to learn more about the role

*mic drop*

Fucking autists. It’s about pulling specific items from your story that highlight relevant skills so that it flows logically and makes you seem like the perfect candidate. Be salesy. Over time you’ll have it memorized and will be able to make subtle changes based on the particulars of the role you’re interviewjng for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315249)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: Costumed chest-beating puppy theater

OK, breaking schtick here: That's a fucking horrible answer. Please tell me you're 21 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315265)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:01 PM
Author: Purple Rough-skinned Step-uncle's House International Law Enforcement Agency

I’m an investment banker with a 90% hit rate on high stress interviews where your story is scrutinized especially closely. Sup.

I think jay-z once said “don’t bark up that tree, that tree will fall on you”

Seems relevant here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315274)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:06 PM
Author: appetizing temple

(JJC)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315308)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: Costumed chest-beating puppy theater

lmao ok "Prodigy"

here's a tip: get out of dancing monkey frame early in the interview and they'll be far less "high stress." I know those Starbucks managers can grill you pretty hard, and we all want to see you succeed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315343)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: Purple Rough-skinned Step-uncle's House International Law Enforcement Agency

I do like you more for getting that reference. Anyway suppose someone asks:

What are the principal levers that drive value in an LBO?

Walk me through the purchase accounting adjustments to the pro forma balance sheet in a stock merger

I just interviewed a guy with an engineering degree from MIT. Why should I hire you instead?

The interviews are often purposely high stress because interviewers are often shitheads and people use challenging questions to determine how you deal with pressure on the job.

It’s tough to convey whether or not I’m in what you call a dancing monkey frame without hearing and seeing my schpiel. The fact that you’re drawing conclusions based on that bare bones outline is more concerning than anything else - you can either be relaxed or figity, speaking too quickly or at a measured pace, be alternating tone or speaking in monotone like you’re reading a script, ect. What you say specifically is like only a quarter of the battle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315383)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:04 PM
Author: Navy home newt

why break schtick? that's exactly what any real interviewer would say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315298)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:07 PM
Author: Purple Rough-skinned Step-uncle's House International Law Enforcement Agency

Future thread readers: if autistic, professionally unsuccessful xoxo posters dispute a particular approach to human communication, you’re likely better off following it dogmatically

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315316)



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Date: April 29th, 2019 12:07 AM
Author: jet vigorous set

lmao JJJJJC!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#38157779)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:53 PM
Author: Apoplectic crimson rigpig double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35315207)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 6:15 PM
Author: brindle curious office juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35846874)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 6:44 PM
Author: Mustard piazza genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#35847024)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Doobsian sanctuary elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#36063456)



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Date: April 29th, 2019 12:04 AM
Author: Costumed chest-beating puppy theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#38157763)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Weed smoker 420



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#49371263)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: ethereal connection



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881357&forum_id=2).#49371268)