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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Razzle ape
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Lascivious coral cuckoldry party of the first part
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Razzle ape
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Lascivious coral cuckoldry party of the first part
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Razzle ape
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
misanthropic hell shitlib
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
Razzle ape
  07/06/25
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sexy charismatic corn cake
  07/06/25
18000000000000
bossy menage
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ultramarine alcoholic sneaky criminal step-uncle's house
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misanthropic hell shitlib
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Plum sick office
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Internet-worthy pale becky orchestra pit
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mewling indirect expression mental disorder
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copper abode love of her life
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Mustard philosopher-king
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Orange Electric Whorehouse
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Pearl School Cafeteria Digit Ratio
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Lime Very Tactful Market Pozpig
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fragrant sweet tailpipe public bath
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
ultramarine alcoholic sneaky criminal step-uncle's house
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Lascivious coral cuckoldry party of the first part
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
ultramarine alcoholic sneaky criminal step-uncle's house
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Razzle ape
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
ultramarine alcoholic sneaky criminal step-uncle's house
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Lascivious coral cuckoldry party of the first part
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Razzle ape
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
ultramarine alcoholic sneaky criminal step-uncle's house
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
Chartreuse twinkling uncleanness stock car
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
ultramarine alcoholic sneaky criminal step-uncle's house
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
Racy gay wizard plaza
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
fantasy-prone bright haunted graveyard
  07/06/25
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fragrant sweet tailpipe public bath
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
sapphire flirting gaming laptop codepig
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
thriller crawly knife
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
elite crimson church building milk
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
glittery jade trailer park doctorate
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
180 piazza filthpig
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Razzle ape
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
Chartreuse twinkling uncleanness stock car
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Razzle ape
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
180 piazza filthpig
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
Chartreuse twinkling uncleanness stock car
  07/07/25
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copper abode love of her life
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
180 piazza filthpig
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
elite crimson church building milk
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
Chartreuse twinkling uncleanness stock car
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
copper abode love of her life
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
180 piazza filthpig
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
copper abode love of her life
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
180 piazza filthpig
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
copper abode love of her life
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
180 piazza filthpig
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
180 piazza filthpig
  07/11/25
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sapphire flirting gaming laptop codepig
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
copper abode love of her life
  07/07/25
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Razzle ape
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
sienna filthy temple
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ultramarine alcoholic sneaky criminal step-uncle's house
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copper abode love of her life
  07/11/25
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Razzle ape
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
Wild lake friendly grandma
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
Pearl School Cafeteria Digit Ratio
  07/11/25
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Razzle ape
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
avocado odious national
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Razzle ape



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Lascivious coral cuckoldry party of the first part

come on man, that is one meal

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Razzle ape

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Lascivious coral cuckoldry party of the first part

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Razzle ape

Idk like 3 days of work

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: misanthropic hell shitlib

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Razzle ape

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: sexy charismatic corn cake



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: bossy menage

18000000000000

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: ultramarine alcoholic sneaky criminal step-uncle's house



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: misanthropic hell shitlib



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Plum sick office



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: sapphire flirting gaming laptop codepig



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Internet-worthy pale becky orchestra pit



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: glittery jade trailer park doctorate



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: mewling indirect expression mental disorder



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: copper abode love of her life



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Mustard philosopher-king



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Orange Electric Whorehouse



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Pearl School Cafeteria Digit Ratio



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Vermilion ticket booth pistol



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Lime Very Tactful Market Pozpig



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: fragrant sweet tailpipe public bath



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: ultramarine alcoholic sneaky criminal step-uncle's house

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Lascivious coral cuckoldry party of the first part

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: ultramarine alcoholic sneaky criminal step-uncle's house

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Razzle ape

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: ultramarine alcoholic sneaky criminal step-uncle's house

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Lascivious coral cuckoldry party of the first part

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Razzle ape

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: ultramarine alcoholic sneaky criminal step-uncle's house

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Chartreuse twinkling uncleanness stock car

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: ultramarine alcoholic sneaky criminal step-uncle's house

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Racy gay wizard plaza

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: fantasy-prone bright haunted graveyard

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: fragrant sweet tailpipe public bath



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: sapphire flirting gaming laptop codepig

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: thriller crawly knife

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: elite crimson church building milk

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: glittery jade trailer park doctorate

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: 180 piazza filthpig

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Razzle ape

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Chartreuse twinkling uncleanness stock car

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Razzle ape

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: 180 piazza filthpig

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Chartreuse twinkling uncleanness stock car

you're indian why do you care?

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: copper abode love of her life



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: 180 piazza filthpig

veddy veddy not kosher

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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: elite crimson church building milk

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Chartreuse twinkling uncleanness stock car

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: copper abode love of her life

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: 180 piazza filthpig

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: copper abode love of her life

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: 180 piazza filthpig

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: copper abode love of her life

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: 180 piazza filthpig

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: 180 piazza filthpig

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: sapphire flirting gaming laptop codepig



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: copper abode love of her life

No 40k for you

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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Razzle ape



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: sienna filthy temple

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: ultramarine alcoholic sneaky criminal step-uncle's house



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: copper abode love of her life



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Razzle ape



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Wild lake friendly grandma

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Pearl School Cafeteria Digit Ratio

define 'sticks'

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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Razzle ape



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: avocado odious national

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

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