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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
razzle persian lettuce
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
Mildly Autistic Charismatic Roommate
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
razzle persian lettuce
  11/11/25
i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the begin...
Mildly Autistic Charismatic Roommate
  11/11/25
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Vivacious gold headpube point
  11/11/25
Just tell some n word jokes.
at-the-ready keepsake machete
  11/11/25
Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and ...
abusive duck-like kitchen
  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
razzle persian lettuce
  11/11/25
https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed
abusive duck-like kitchen
  11/11/25
smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts
glittery property
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swashbuckling base clown
  11/12/25
arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https...
Outnumbered Organic Girlfriend
  11/11/25
Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonig...
razzle persian lettuce
  11/11/25
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poppy gaming laptop locale
  11/11/25
go, get drunk, come home late af
Angry nursing home
  11/11/25
Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road ...
Milky crackhouse sneaky criminal
  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
razzle persian lettuce
  11/11/25
In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
Milky crackhouse sneaky criminal
  11/11/25
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Angry nursing home
  11/11/25
wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out y...
maroon stimulating halford
  11/11/25
is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
razzle persian lettuce
  11/11/25
This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
twinkling doobsian idea he suggested
  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
maroon stimulating halford
  11/11/25
Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports new...
Trip cumskin indian lodge
  11/11/25
do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
razzle persian lettuce
  11/11/25
were you proposing that you top him or the other way around?...
Beady-eyed water buffalo
  11/11/25
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Hyperventilating church building
  11/12/25
lmfao
exhilarant aggressive public bath
  11/12/25
Aren’t iPods crazy?
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Trip cumskin indian lodge
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Bateful space
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Pungent Cuckoldry Abode
  11/12/25
sprinted here
Arousing karate
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Hyperventilating church building
  11/12/25
relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
Hateful range
  11/11/25
i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brie...
razzle persian lettuce
  11/11/25
tp
Pungent Cuckoldry Abode
  11/11/25
tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
disgusting abnormal pit potus
  11/11/25
direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casu...
provocative charcoal institution messiness
  11/11/25
i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member...
razzle persian lettuce
  11/11/25
Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well.....
Gay sound barrier
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razzle persian lettuce
  11/11/25
wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont ...
fragrant patrolman
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razzle persian lettuce
  11/11/25
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Hyperventilating church building
  11/12/25
Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well ...
Bateful space
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swashbuckling base clown
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180 Confused Alpha
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Mildly Autistic Charismatic Roommate
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poppy gaming laptop locale
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disgusting abnormal pit potus
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High-end curious rehab
  11/12/25
they probably are unaware about the superior playing style o...
Slap-happy home
  11/11/25
How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prep...
razzle persian lettuce
  11/11/25
3 words: pepper thine angus
chrome university
  11/12/25
You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimu...
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  11/12/25


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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: razzle persian lettuce

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Charismatic Roommate

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: razzle persian lettuce

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Charismatic Roommate

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Vivacious gold headpube point



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: at-the-ready keepsake machete

Just tell some n word jokes.

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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: abusive duck-like kitchen

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: razzle persian lettuce

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: abusive duck-like kitchen

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: glittery property

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: swashbuckling base clown



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Outnumbered Organic Girlfriend

arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fpaulie-walnuts-gualtieri-from-the-sopranos-v0-ebzxdtl4kcbd1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D429%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D4d5bbbe48b9e1565ced7612b7a6f5cea18852ad5

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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: razzle persian lettuce

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: poppy gaming laptop locale



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Angry nursing home

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Milky crackhouse sneaky criminal

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: razzle persian lettuce

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Milky crackhouse sneaky criminal

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Angry nursing home



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: maroon stimulating halford

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: razzle persian lettuce

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: twinkling doobsian idea he suggested

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: maroon stimulating halford

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Trip cumskin indian lodge

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: razzle persian lettuce

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Beady-eyed water buffalo

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Hyperventilating church building



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: exhilarant aggressive public bath

lmfao

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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: cobalt double fault piazza

Aren’t iPods crazy?

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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Trip cumskin indian lodge



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Bateful space



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: Pungent Cuckoldry Abode



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Arousing karate

sprinted here

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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Hyperventilating church building



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Hateful range

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: razzle persian lettuce

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Pungent Cuckoldry Abode

tp

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: disgusting abnormal pit potus

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: provocative charcoal institution messiness

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: razzle persian lettuce

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Gay sound barrier

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: razzle persian lettuce



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: fragrant patrolman

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: razzle persian lettuce



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Hyperventilating church building



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Bateful space

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: swashbuckling base clown



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: 180 Confused Alpha



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Charismatic Roommate



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: poppy gaming laptop locale



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: disgusting abnormal pit potus



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: High-end curious rehab



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Slap-happy home

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: razzle persian lettuce

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: chrome university

3 words: pepper thine angus

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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Vivacious gold headpube point

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49424851)