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I go to the Outback and eat an entire blooming onion myself.

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for th...
Swashbuckling deranged area wrinkle
  09/15/13
explain.
Godawful titillating crackhouse laser beams
  09/15/13
It gets soggy if you order it take-out
Swashbuckling deranged area wrinkle
  09/15/13
this is not bad
glassy stag film fanboi
  09/15/13
dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.
Hyperventilating hairy legs
  09/15/13
the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks
drunken insane school cafeteria
  09/15/13
does outback not have a "bar area" that has small ...
galvanic primrose hospital
  09/15/13
outback bars are garbage
Flushed orchestra pit really tough guy
  06/22/16
this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat ou...
glassy stag film fanboi
  09/15/13
those things are MONEY
Cheese-eating slate quadroon heaven
  09/15/13
"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and ...
Peach Doctorate
  09/15/13
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Carmine old irish cottage
  09/15/13
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Godawful titillating crackhouse laser beams
  09/15/13
Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang
glassy stag film fanboi
  09/15/13
I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnov...
Swashbuckling deranged area wrinkle
  09/15/13
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sick mental disorder cuck
  12/03/15
https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw
Appetizing milk university
  02/11/23
I pity your toilet the next day
pink insanely creepy son of senegal french chef
  09/15/13
its ok.
Swashbuckling deranged area wrinkle
  09/25/15
Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.
Soul-stirring school
  09/25/15
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Swashbuckling deranged area wrinkle
  12/03/15
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chrome nursing home
  12/03/15
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Swashbuckling deranged area wrinkle
  01/22/16
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ultramarine national nowag
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sick mental disorder cuck
  01/22/16
Juts did this with a LOADED onion.
Swashbuckling deranged area wrinkle
  06/22/16
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chrome nursing home
  06/22/16
Going to do it again tonight.
Swashbuckling deranged area wrinkle
  06/21/17
do you pay?
Adulterous lodge mad-dog skullcap
  06/21/17
*checks skin* White, so yes.
Swashbuckling deranged area wrinkle
  06/21/17
are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your ga...
Adulterous lodge mad-dog skullcap
  06/21/17
No. I eat it at the restaurant.
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  06/21/17
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  07/03/19
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  07/30/19
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  02/11/23
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Soggy Exciting Volcanic Crater Ratface
  02/11/23
OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass
dun casino
  02/11/23
he's gonna make it
jet home
  02/11/23
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animeboi
  04/07/26
ALPHA AF
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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Swashbuckling deranged area wrinkle

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for the table to share. The server keeps coming back to see if I want to wait for everyone else to order dinner. All the while I am eating the blooming onion myself. I also order extra onion dipping sauce because I slather that shit on. When I'm done I tell the waitress the other people had car trouble and leave.

OP is not disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#24056326)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Godawful titillating crackhouse laser beams

explain.

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: Swashbuckling deranged area wrinkle

It gets soggy if you order it take-out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#24056539)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: glassy stag film fanboi

this is not bad

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: Hyperventilating hairy legs

dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#24056556)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: drunken insane school cafeteria

the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#24056565)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:44 PM
Author: galvanic primrose hospital

does outback not have a "bar area" that has small tables you can seat yourself at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#24056623)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Flushed orchestra pit really tough guy

outback bars are garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#30767994)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: glassy stag film fanboi

this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat out without the FUCKING WIFE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#24056574)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: Cheese-eating slate quadroon heaven

those things are MONEY

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Peach Doctorate

"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and claims his party had 'car trouble.' People like that just depress the hell out of me, and *I* work as a waitress at an Outback."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#24056604)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Carmine old irish cottage



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: Godawful titillating crackhouse laser beams



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:47 PM
Author: glassy stag film fanboi

Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#24056643)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Swashbuckling deranged area wrinkle

I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#24058146)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: sick mental disorder cuck



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: Appetizing milk university

https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: pink insanely creepy son of senegal french chef

I pity your toilet the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#24056641)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Swashbuckling deranged area wrinkle

its ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#28836166)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: Soul-stirring school

Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#28836184)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: Swashbuckling deranged area wrinkle

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#29298981)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: chrome nursing home

180

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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: Swashbuckling deranged area wrinkle

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#29654712)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: ultramarine national nowag



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: sick mental disorder cuck



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: Swashbuckling deranged area wrinkle

Juts did this with a LOADED onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#30767514)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: chrome nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#30767981)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: Swashbuckling deranged area wrinkle

Going to do it again tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#33613031)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: Adulterous lodge mad-dog skullcap

do you pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#33613041)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: Swashbuckling deranged area wrinkle

*checks skin*

White, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#33613049)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: Adulterous lodge mad-dog skullcap

are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your garage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#33613055)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: Swashbuckling deranged area wrinkle

No. I eat it at the restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#33613099)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Swashbuckling deranged area wrinkle

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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: Swashbuckling deranged area wrinkle

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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: Swashbuckling deranged area wrinkle

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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: Transparent range

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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: Swashbuckling deranged area wrinkle

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:19 PM
Author: Swashbuckling deranged area wrinkle

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: Soggy Exciting Volcanic Crater Ratface

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: dun casino

OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#45919106)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:29 PM
Author: jet home

he's gonna make it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#45919114)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: Provocative silver boistinker

ALPHA AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#45919128)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: electric nibblets pisswyrm



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Date: March 10th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: Swashbuckling deranged area wrinkle

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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Swashbuckling deranged area wrinkle

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