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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
lascivious well-lubricated gay wizard
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
At-the-ready coldplay fan
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
apoplectic floppy jew
  04/18/25
Cr.
bearded effete national feces
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
Angry knife codepig
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
racy school
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
lascivious well-lubricated gay wizard
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
douglas j. needles
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Swollen internet-worthy garrison
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
lascivious well-lubricated gay wizard
  04/18/25
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
lake demanding library
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
lascivious well-lubricated gay wizard
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
lake demanding library
  04/18/25
...
diverse messiness
  04/18/25
Okay, i lol’d
opaque wild spot
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Hairraiser crackhouse dog poop
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
lascivious well-lubricated gay wizard
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Hairraiser crackhouse dog poop
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
diverse messiness
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
lascivious well-lubricated gay wizard
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Hairraiser crackhouse dog poop
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
lascivious well-lubricated gay wizard
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Hairraiser crackhouse dog poop
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
sable free-loading brunch
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Hairraiser crackhouse dog poop
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
diverse messiness
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
lascivious well-lubricated gay wizard
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Disrespectful boistinker parlour
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
diverse messiness
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Disrespectful boistinker parlour
  04/18/25
...
Mamdani's Produce Aisle
  08/17/26
...
Mamdani's Produce Aisle
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
cheese-eating razzmatazz patrolman stage
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
lascivious well-lubricated gay wizard
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
cheese-eating razzmatazz patrolman stage
  04/18/25
...
Gay casino
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Hairraiser crackhouse dog poop
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
lascivious well-lubricated gay wizard
  04/18/25
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
sexy painfully honest stag film
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Disrespectful boistinker parlour
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
lascivious well-lubricated gay wizard
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
lascivious well-lubricated gay wizard
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
lascivious well-lubricated gay wizard
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
apoplectic floppy jew
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
lascivious well-lubricated gay wizard
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
boomer dad
  08/17/26
...
Mamdani's Produce Aisle
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
law is ea$y
  08/17/26
ur dumb
boomer dad
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
law is ea$y
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
boomer dad
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
law is ea$y
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
boomer dad
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
OYT was Right All Along
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
boomer dad
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
OYT was Right All Along
  08/17/26
...
Richard Ames
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
screen memories
  08/17/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: lascivious well-lubricated gay wizard

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: At-the-ready coldplay fan

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: apoplectic floppy jew

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: bearded effete national feces

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Angry knife codepig

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: racy school

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: lascivious well-lubricated gay wizard

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: douglas j. needles

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Swollen internet-worthy garrison

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: lascivious well-lubricated gay wizard

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860121)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: lake demanding library

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: lascivious well-lubricated gay wizard

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: lake demanding library

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: diverse messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860341)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: opaque wild spot

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Hairraiser crackhouse dog poop

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: lascivious well-lubricated gay wizard

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Hairraiser crackhouse dog poop

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: diverse messiness

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: lascivious well-lubricated gay wizard

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Hairraiser crackhouse dog poop

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: lascivious well-lubricated gay wizard

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Hairraiser crackhouse dog poop

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: sable free-loading brunch

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Hairraiser crackhouse dog poop

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: diverse messiness

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: lascivious well-lubricated gay wizard

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Disrespectful boistinker parlour

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: diverse messiness

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Disrespectful boistinker parlour

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Mamdani's Produce Aisle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Mamdani's Produce Aisle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: cheese-eating razzmatazz patrolman stage

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: lascivious well-lubricated gay wizard

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: cheese-eating razzmatazz patrolman stage

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Gay casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Hairraiser crackhouse dog poop

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: lascivious well-lubricated gay wizard

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861490)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: sexy painfully honest stag film

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Disrespectful boistinker parlour

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: lascivious well-lubricated gay wizard

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: lascivious well-lubricated gay wizard

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: lascivious well-lubricated gay wizard

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: apoplectic floppy jew

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: lascivious well-lubricated gay wizard

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: boomer dad

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Mamdani's Produce Aisle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: law is ea$y (🧐)

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: boomer dad

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: law is ea$y (🧐)

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: boomer dad

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: law is ea$y (🧐)

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: boomer dad

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: OYT was Right All Along ( )

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: boomer dad

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: OYT was Right All Along ( )

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Richard Ames



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: screen memories

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073079)