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SWIMMING UPSTREAM: The Lost Memoirs of Meanest Fish and Mandy

An old classic. For context, this was posted about a week...
Fragrant main people
  07/10/13
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adventurous regret
  10/27/19
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salmon native roast beef
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magical gaming laptop school
  10/14/13
Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow" _________________...
Useless chapel
  10/24/14
i too aspire to multiple properties
Stimulating Amethyst Resort Organic Girlfriend
  10/24/14
pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskv...
Useless chapel
  10/24/14
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Useless chapel
  05/22/18
TMF bump.
Useless chapel
  10/25/14
Ah, memories.
Brindle state
  10/25/14
b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys sh...
Useless chapel
  10/25/14
Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to ...
Brindle state
  10/25/14
not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo pederastrian is ...
Useless chapel
  10/25/14
Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic ...
Brindle state
  10/25/14
yea, yep
Stimulating Amethyst Resort Organic Girlfriend
  10/25/14
pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he cou...
olive school cafeteria
  10/25/14
Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird...
Brindle state
  10/25/14
180
provocative ebony mother
  02/19/20
pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo...
Useless chapel
  10/25/14
He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even...
Brindle state
  10/26/14
pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for...
Useless chapel
  05/22/18
I thought hes in Ukraine
provocative ebony mother
  02/19/20
pederastrian moved to ukraine
Blue station
  10/25/14
This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukrain...
Brindle state
  10/25/14
Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history
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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM Author: The Meanest Yay! ...
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MOVER AND SHAKER
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Still love this thread
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OUCH
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Date: July 10th, 2013 11:40 PM
Author: Fragrant main people

An old classic.

For context, this was posted about a week or so after TMF was laid off from biglaw.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#23587440)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: adventurous regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#39033139)



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Date: September 17th, 2013 5:25 AM
Author: salmon native roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#24064925)



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Date: October 14th, 2013 7:26 PM
Author: magical gaming laptop school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#24234033)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Useless chapel

Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow"

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 2:55 AM

Author: Lara Croft (people use the scripture to say gay sex is gross)

No, I still think we will be rich. I don't expect 5-6 million, but I find 3 million to be a very realistic goal. And although that may not be enough to allow you to do anything you want, it is certainly enough to make you feel rich in most parts of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448407)

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 10:42 AM

Author: TMF (The Meanest Fish, yo)

No, I aspire to nouveau rich. Nouveau middle would involve a McMansion in some suburb of a second rate city. I aspire to multiple properties (to both use and rent out), millions in the bank and in various securities, great car, great apartment in the city and a great villa outside the city, the ability to travel the world, eat a great restaurants, etc. But no, I don't ever think I'll have over a billion dollars (unless the dollar really, really depreciates).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448719)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#26580902)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: Stimulating Amethyst Resort Organic Girlfriend

i too aspire to multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#26580945)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Useless chapel

pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskvorechye, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#26580973)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Useless chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#36102173)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: Useless chapel

TMF bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#26587082)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Brindle state

Ah, memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#26587134)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: Useless chapel

b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys should have a moscow meetup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#26587175)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Brindle state

Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to med school? Did a female ever let him touch her?

Can't remember who pedestrian is. Other monikers?

Also, not in Moscow, so can't meet up with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#26587206)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: Useless chapel

not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo

pederastrian is a russian dude but doesn't post much.

there is also a different extremely pro-russia d00d "something ARE COUNTRY" as well but he could be flame.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#26587378)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: Brindle state

Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic knowledge all the time? If so then that is Valen2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#26587548)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: Stimulating Amethyst Resort Organic Girlfriend

yea, yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#26587578)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: olive school cafeteria

pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he couldn't fuck quality pussy in the U.S. without paying for it.

the other dude's name is 'ARE COUNTRY reptile' and he is actually russian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#26587563)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Brindle state

Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird one. Last I heard he was living with a bunch of poor southern Russian roommates in Kimki or something (a Russian suburb that has a big mall that had like IKEA and the local ripoff of Home Depot).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#26587600)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:20 AM
Author: provocative ebony mother

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#39616448)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: Useless chapel

pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo-nazi russian d00ds IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#26587692)



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Date: October 26th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: Brindle state

He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even Russian. For another, he lived with Southern Russian guys. I can't even put my finger on what his weirdness was. IIRC, he kind of hated Russia and Russians but had no job or life back in the US, so moved to Russia borrowing money from his brother or something. Then he stayed, but bitched about it a lot and still described Russians as subhuman and kept patting himself on the back for having a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#26587721)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Useless chapel

pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for so long

this demands a response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#36102178)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: provocative ebony mother

I thought hes in Ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#39616450)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Blue station

pederastrian moved to ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#26587269)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: Brindle state

This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukraine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#26587535)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: aphrodisiac meetinghouse

Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#26587492)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 3:40 AM
Author: Useless chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#26714148)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Useless chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#26919108)



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Date: February 2nd, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: henna trump supporter filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#27235606)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: laughsome dull lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#31959674)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: rose diverse kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#31959715)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: federal cuck electric furnace

bump4chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#33242954)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: rose diverse kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#33247788)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: laughsome dull lay

Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM

Author: The Meanest Yay!

Tcr. Where I work the real liftoff it's at director level where you get LTI (long term incentive) bonus. If I can get that (which would be my next promotion) then I'll be in Nutella range comp. It is also a tiny percentage of the workforce that is that or above.

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3690248&mc=193&forum_id=2#33898215

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#33900420)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Multi-colored Place Of Business Abode



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Dun Beady-eyed Puppy Center

Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs that does not remember how hilarious TMF used to be when he thought he was a global up-and-comer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#33900568)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: grizzly brunch

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#39104675)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: self-absorbed exciting black woman

He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a 1st year living in a junkyard in NJ next to traintracks and getting topped by pit bulls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#39104698)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: Useless chapel

MOVER AND SHAKER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#39616415)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: citrine university

Still love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#34739291)



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Date: January 2nd, 2019 7:47 AM
Author: contagious coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#37511922)



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Date: January 5th, 2019 12:40 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Titillating Area Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#37532331)



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Date: March 28th, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: Useless chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#38008344)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: self-absorbed exciting black woman

OUCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#38101817)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Boyish lavender ticket booth



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:09 AM
Author: Useless chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#39616406)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 11:31 AM
Author: cracking gold library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#40109035)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: contagious coffee pot



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Date: October 7th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#49331937)