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OH GOD, OH-
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Learning disabled marvelous degenerate
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LJL @ poors
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Slap-happy Location Reading Party
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MFCR alert
Snowy bespoke dopamine
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
Mind-boggling Ebony Sneaky Criminal
  08/21/19
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Beta Mad-dog Skullcap Stead
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
maroon aggressive therapy
  08/21/19
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Olive gas station
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Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
Mind-boggling Ebony Sneaky Criminal
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emergency money
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coral casino
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underhanded native
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You’re poor
ultramarine meetinghouse newt
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This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Razzmatazz mediation
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Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
Lilac milk idiot
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sienna galvanic athletic conference
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I just got one of these too FML
Snowy bespoke dopamine
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As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
Razzmatazz mediation
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How poor are you fuckers?
Beta Mad-dog Skullcap Stead
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
Razzmatazz mediation
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
motley flesh azn blood rage
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
Razzmatazz mediation
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
stimulating locus preventive strike
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
Razzmatazz mediation
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I have like $40k in mine ljl
Unholy floppy personal credit line
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great thread
mustard aromatic stage hissy fit
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https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
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Learning disabled marvelous degenerate
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i love men
mustard aromatic stage hissy fit
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Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
Razzmatazz mediation
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
Lilac milk idiot
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
Razzmatazz mediation
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
supple bat-shit-crazy institution alpha
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
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The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: Razzmatazz mediation



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: Razzmatazz mediation



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: Razzmatazz mediation

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: underhanded native

OH GOD, OH-

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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: Learning disabled marvelous degenerate



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Olive gas station

LJL @ poors

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Slap-happy Location Reading Party



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: Snowy bespoke dopamine

MFCR alert

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Ebony Sneaky Criminal

Prole tell!

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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: Beta Mad-dog Skullcap Stead



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: maroon aggressive therapy

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Olive gas station

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Ebony Sneaky Criminal

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Olive gas station

emergency money

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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: sienna galvanic athletic conference



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: coral casino



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: coral casino



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: titillating travel guidebook

hehe

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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: underhanded native



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: ultramarine meetinghouse newt

You’re poor

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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Razzmatazz mediation

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Lilac milk idiot

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: sienna galvanic athletic conference



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: Snowy bespoke dopamine

I just got one of these too FML

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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: Razzmatazz mediation

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: Beta Mad-dog Skullcap Stead

How poor are you fuckers?

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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: Razzmatazz mediation

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: motley flesh azn blood rage

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Razzmatazz mediation

I make 170k with 15% bonus

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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: stimulating locus preventive strike

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: Razzmatazz mediation

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: Unholy floppy personal credit line

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: mustard aromatic stage hissy fit

great thread

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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Razzmatazz mediation

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Razzmatazz mediation

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Learning disabled marvelous degenerate



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: mustard aromatic stage hissy fit

i love men

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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Razzmatazz mediation

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: Razzmatazz mediation

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Lilac milk idiot

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: Razzmatazz mediation

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: supple bat-shit-crazy institution alpha

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: Razzmatazz mediation

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Razzmatazz mediation

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Razzmatazz mediation

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Razzmatazz mediation

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#49264493)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: Razzmatazz mediation

[Action required] Resolve your margin call

Your account has a $189.01 futures margin call as of Nov. 13, 2025. Deposit money or close some of your positions to cover your margin call.

The amount required to cover your margin call may differ due to market movement, deposits, or closing positions.

Take action

If the margin call is not resolved before the end of the trading day on Nov. 14, 2025, your account will be in a past due margin call and your account may be restricted. You can learn more about futures in our Help Center.

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Date: September 22nd, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

You can't submit an application at this time. You've reached the limit of 3 applications in a 30 day window. Check your email for updates from our Careers team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#50149638)