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Early 30s friend is a Private Equity baller. Got on HGH, roids, plastic surgery

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short,...
galvanic tripping native
  04/05/22
is this flame? can his success be replicated?
naked stain
  04/05/22
it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have sc...
galvanic tripping native
  04/05/22
Getting blasted everyday
plum spot doctorate
  04/05/22
You're right about the HGH bomb,
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Dark Blood Rage Dragon
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He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribb...
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The minds are not matched
Big fortuitous meteor house
  04/05/22
His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no su...
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  04/05/22
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Balding ticket booth quadroon
  04/05/22
any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive d...
galvanic tripping native
  04/05/22
You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead...
Racy snowy principal's office philosopher-king
  04/05/22
yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like ...
galvanic tripping native
  04/05/22
Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided t...
Racy snowy principal's office philosopher-king
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Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studyi...
Hyperactive Swollen Candlestick Maker
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WWE wrestlers dropping like flies
confused mind-boggling jap
  04/05/22
Height?
Canary razzmatazz people who are hurt weed whacker
  04/05/22
5'7" - 5'8"
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Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Bigla...
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  04/05/22
shots fired
dun telephone theater stage
  04/05/22
lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way ...
galvanic tripping native
  04/05/22
Slaying 9s on the reg.
frozen mildly autistic space
  04/05/22
nice to have you back, johnsmeyer
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galvanic tripping native
  04/05/22
500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking th...
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  04/05/22
tallmos done here
buff pit clown
  04/05/22
This is JJC, right?
Floppy senate
  04/05/22
He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like...
plum spot doctorate
  04/05/22
first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of...
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  04/05/22
jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in ...
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  04/06/22
Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful...
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  09/03/26
and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but...
nyuug
  09/03/26
how much you pay them?
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  09/03/26
nyuug is a virgin bro
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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: galvanic tripping native

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short, balding, all around crap genes. not that smart either. no one really took him that seriously.

now he makes $500k+ as a private equity baller, apparently through sheer grinding and networking (i haven't really kept up with him through the years).

last time i met him, he was jacked and looked like a fitness model. he told me he sees special doctors and takes HGH and some other steroids (didn't go into details). he obviously had a hair transplant, plastic surgeries around the jaw and nose, regular skin treatments, etc.

essentially he turned himself from a male 3 into a male 7-8, which is a huge leap that you can't do naturally. still short though, which is his only flaw i guess.

on top of that, he's dating a total stunner - not a bimbo, just a really high-quality wholesome and cute girl who would have been way beyond his league naturally.

he tells me that, with all the substances he's taking, he's sharper than ever, always feeling good psychologically. he has much more energy to work and have fun. as a result, he's killing it at his job as well as outside of it.

so he translated his financial gains into life-maxing, which then translates into more financial gains. seems like the guy truly has it all.

honestly, i've never seen someone make such a 180 on their life trajectory before. i would have never believed it. i hadn't seen the guy for almost a decade and it blew me away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44284057)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: naked stain

is this flame? can his success be replicated?

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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: galvanic tripping native

it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have scoffed at the idea of all those things if i didn't see the results right in front of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44284119)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:40 PM
Author: plum spot doctorate

Getting blasted everyday

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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: Out-of-control coiffed dilemma tattoo

You're right about the HGH bomb,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44284093)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: Dark Blood Rage Dragon



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: plum spot doctorate

He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribbean, europe. Pretty much wherever he wants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44284270)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: Contagious Tan Preventive Strike



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:34 PM
Author: Motley vermilion site



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:29 AM
Author: Spectacular lake voyeur



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: 1.618



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: Big fortuitous meteor house

The minds are not matched

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44284115)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:45 PM
Author: Racy snowy principal's office philosopher-king

His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no such thing as a free lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44284133)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: Balding ticket booth quadroon



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: galvanic tripping native

any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive doctor?

i'm skeptical there are any downsides because i did a little searching and it seems like all the wealthy people and celebrities are on a long-term drug regimen of HGH and roids. examples: jeff bezos, peter thiel, joe rogan, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44284257)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:14 PM
Author: Racy snowy principal's office philosopher-king

You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead to supra-physiological amounts of muscle have any downsides? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44284431)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: galvanic tripping native

yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like thiel and bezos wouldn't be on it

i believe it's harmful unless done carefully with top of the line doctors, which these guys obviously have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44284612)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: Racy snowy principal's office philosopher-king

Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided to become a fruitarian lol. Jeff Bezos talks to women like he's a virgin. LOL @ deifying these faggots or justifying taking drugs b/c they do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44285131)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: Hyperactive Swollen Candlestick Maker

Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studying this stuff (e.g. David Sinclair, Valter Longo) believe it is bad for longevity even if it improves your well being in the short term.

You can listen to David Sinclair on Joe Rogan and see what an utter retard Joe Rogan and his bro-science are compared to an actual scientist.

Joe: Why is high protein bad?

Sinclair: Well let me explain all the data and mTOR and all the science.

Joe: But I like it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44288638)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:38 PM
Author: confused mind-boggling jap

WWE wrestlers dropping like flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44285096)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:49 PM
Author: Canary razzmatazz people who are hurt weed whacker

Height?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44284190)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: galvanic tripping native

5'7" - 5'8"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44284265)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: Fluffy Lemon Roommate



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:43 PM
Author: Narrow-minded abusive office cuckoldry



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: Splenetic Cowardly Coffee Pot Pisswyrm

Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Biglaw Sr Associates make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44284247)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: dun telephone theater stage

shots fired

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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: galvanic tripping native

lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way higher than mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44284271)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:22 PM
Author: frozen mildly autistic space

Slaying 9s on the reg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44284498)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: spruce plaza

nice to have you back, johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44284551)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: galvanic tripping native



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:36 PM
Author: Drab wild shitlib

500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking that make 2.5x that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44285083)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:37 PM
Author: buff pit clown

tallmos done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44285088)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: Floppy senate

This is JJC, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44285127)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: plum spot doctorate

He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like a rabbit, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44285242)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: carmine learning disabled idea he suggested

first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of JJC trolling, now instead of HBS its HGH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44285246)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: spruce plaza

jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in 2022 (hint: it's not 500k lol)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44288959)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:06 PM
Author: Purple heaven

Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful. Multiple graduate degrees. Gorgeous.

I think I know where he can find some single women on his level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44285286)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: plum spot doctorate



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: cordovan state legend



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: flesh charismatic gaming laptop



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: galvanic tripping native



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: galvanic tripping native



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: glittery pink prole sandwich

women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are born poor and become rich as they age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44288554)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: galvanic tripping native



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Jewish Mob



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: nyuug

and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but who's counting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#50114487)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Jewish Mob

how much you pay them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#50114489)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: nyuug

nyuug is a virgin bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#50114491)