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a day in the life of a Snail: an original XO Choose Your Own Adventure Novel
| hairless supple main people | 12/29/15 |
| sable frozen toaster idiot | 12/29/15 |
| stubborn mediation dog poop | 12/29/15 |
| copper parlor | 12/29/15 |
| Navy duck-like tattoo | 12/29/15 |
| Haunting shimmering gaming laptop | 12/29/15 |
| flirting windowlicker trailer park | 12/29/15 |
| sable frozen toaster idiot | 12/29/15 |
| hairless supple main people | 12/29/15 |
| copper parlor | 12/29/15 |
| sable frozen toaster idiot | 12/29/15 |
| scarlet corn cake | 12/29/15 |
| copper parlor | 12/29/15 |
| scarlet corn cake | 12/29/15 |
| copper parlor | 12/29/15 |
| hairless supple main people | 12/29/15 |
| copper parlor | 12/29/15 |
| scarlet corn cake | 12/29/15 |
| flirting windowlicker trailer park | 12/29/15 |
| cobalt shivering national preventive strike | 12/29/15 |
| stubborn mediation dog poop | 12/29/15 |
| Bateful Citrine Multi-billionaire Tanning Salon | 12/30/15 |
| sable frozen toaster idiot | 12/29/15 |
| sable frozen toaster idiot | 12/29/15 |
| Excitant senate ceo | 12/29/15 |
| copper parlor | 12/29/15 |
| stubborn mediation dog poop | 12/29/15 |
| cobalt shivering national preventive strike | 12/29/15 |
| fantasy-prone henna deer antler hospital | 12/29/15 |
| Flesh razzle point | 12/30/15 |
| scarlet corn cake | 12/29/15 |
| blue personal credit line | 12/30/15 |
| copper parlor | 12/30/15 |
| Puce Floppy Site | 12/30/15 |
| hairless supple main people | 12/30/15 |
| Flesh razzle point | 12/30/15 |
| Puce Floppy Site | 12/30/15 |
| Bateful Citrine Multi-billionaire Tanning Salon | 12/30/15 |
| flirting windowlicker trailer park | 12/30/15 |
| stubborn mediation dog poop | 12/30/15 |
| stubborn mediation dog poop | 01/02/16 |
| cobalt shivering national preventive strike | 12/30/15 |
| cobalt shivering national preventive strike | 12/30/15 |
| stubborn mediation dog poop | 12/30/15 |
| sapphire sex offender feces | 01/11/16 |
| sickened laughsome church | 11/05/20 |
| Concupiscible rose corner becky | 11/05/20 |
| rusted institution | 12/13/25 |
| Filthy Fat Ankles State | 11/05/20 |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:54 PM Author: hairless supple main people You don't have any work today because you basically only work two days out of seven at most. Instead, you are at the local grocery store, pondering how to use your EBT card.
Snow falls to the ground outside as you wish you could drink yourself silly, fall into a snow pile, and never wake up. The store has a pungent odor that one naturally associates with inner-city grocery stores.
Everything in the store reminds you that CAPITALISM is bullshit FRAUD AND LIES where proles fucking SCAVENGE to live when faggot parasite bankers and lawyers and eating out to celebrate RAPING this country and everyone in it. Kill all elites by tearing their limbs off with horses and their families too.
Anyways, you only have enough remaining on your EBT to purchase one of the three products on sale:
a) six cans of turkey chili b) two liters of diet coke c) a bunch of bananas |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM Author: sable frozen toaster idiot b! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29480979) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM Author: stubborn mediation dog poop C (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481594) |
Date: December 29th, 2015 9:55 PM Author: copper parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29480970) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM Author: Navy duck-like tattoo c (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29480973) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM Author: Haunting shimmering gaming laptop a (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29480975) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:57 PM Author: flirting windowlicker trailer park a (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29480989) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:11 PM Author: sable frozen toaster idiot Next chapter please (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481133) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:15 PM Author: hairless supple main people I can', A & B ar tied :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481164) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:20 PM Author: copper parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481212) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:21 PM Author: sable frozen toaster idiot Fine I change my vote to A. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481216) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:22 PM Author: scarlet corn cake a
provides nutrition and wont let you starve |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:23 PM Author: copper parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481225) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM Author: scarlet corn cake ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481285) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM Author: copper parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481289) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM Author: hairless supple main people You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would feel like if you shoved it all up your ass. Your death would be a slightly less humiliating than your actual "life".
Once you get home, you throw it all and start smacking it open with your broken can opener. It's broken because you got it from the Dollar Tree a year ago and you use it all the fucking time because you're too fucking depressed to cook FUCK OBAMA'S AMERICA.
After microwaving it, you douse it in tabasco sauce that you STOLE from Chipotle because LLJL fuck those shitlib faggots, it's so 180 to go at peak hour and just fucking steal sauce. You hope you get arrested one day because at least jail provides life structure.
While eating, you have four tabs open on the computer. None of them are XO. Which do you go on while eating your SHITchili
a) facebook b) ashemaletv c) chaturbate d) drudgereport |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM Author: copper parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481296) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:32 PM Author: scarlet corn cake c for sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481299) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:33 PM Author: flirting windowlicker trailer park C (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481311) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:56 PM Author: cobalt shivering national preventive strike c (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481436) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:16 PM Author: stubborn mediation dog poop Xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481600) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:58 AM Author: Bateful Citrine Multi-billionaire Tanning Salon chaturbate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29482189) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM Author: sable frozen toaster idiot C! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481291) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:51 PM Author: sable frozen toaster idiot NEXT CHAPTER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481403) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:00 PM Author: Excitant senate ceo everyone in this thread unzips. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481469) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM Author: copper parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481596) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:14 PM Author: stubborn mediation dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481589) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:33 PM Author: cobalt shivering national preventive strike Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481713) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:39 PM Author: fantasy-prone henna deer antler hospital no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481748) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:41 AM Author: Flesh razzle point lol ouch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29482097) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:47 PM Author: scarlet corn cake he is busy doing tinychat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481804) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:38 AM Author: blue personal credit line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29482070) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:39 AM Author: copper parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29482079) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:40 AM Author: Puce Floppy Site Topic has amazing potential. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29482091) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:01 AM Author: hairless supple main people You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some dude that you've been following since you found his pictures on a /pol/ thread describing how DEGENERATE transexuals are. JFC shitlibs are really disgusting just trying to shove all of this trans shit down our throat. fuck Obama, we should drag out all media FAGGOTS from their home like that 180000 scene in the Dark Knight Arises where Bane39 takes over Gotham.
You shovel turkey chili in your mouth and you can't help stop thinking about Benzo's asshole and retching, so you put it away for a bit.
Instead, you decide to FURIOUSLY stroke your SPERMWYRM to the long-haired crossdresser on the stream as he seductively WIGGLES his puckered BUTTHOLE.
It is enjoyable and you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, until something horrifying pops out of his shirt. He has BREASTS now. Your wyrm reddens and shrinkens as you realize that he is now identifying as a "she" and has become taking hormones. In disgust, you throw off your Beats!(tm) headphones (they were a gift) and close the window. You zip up your pants angrily as yet another fine day RUINED by libs.
You decide to research more possible career paths that you will never accomplish while you finish your chili. What do you research?
1) Military 2) Police 3) Education 4) Computer Science |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM Author: Flesh razzle point 2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29482210) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM Author: Puce Floppy Site I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER scum. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29482211) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:08 AM Author: Bateful Citrine Multi-billionaire Tanning Salon police (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29482227) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:09 AM Author: flirting windowlicker trailer park 1 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29482232) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:49 AM Author: stubborn mediation dog poop lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29482337) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2016 2:50 PM Author: stubborn mediation dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29505583) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:02 AM Author: cobalt shivering national preventive strike 4 and 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29482377) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:26 AM Author: cobalt shivering national preventive strike Wake up and post please. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29483717) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:10 PM Author: stubborn mediation dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29488970) |
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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:55 AM Author: sapphire sex offender feces 18000000000000000000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29570485) |
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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:16 AM Author: sickened laughsome church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#41284039) |
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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:22 AM Author: Concupiscible rose corner becky next chapter please! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#41284068) |
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Date: December 13th, 2025 2:14 AM Author: rusted institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#49506318) |
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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:34 AM Author: Filthy Fat Ankles State (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#41284137) |