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Really hope my FRIENDS here will watch my CA9 argument at 9:30 tmrw

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Ty
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are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?
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  07/14/25
so far I remain unrenumerated
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  07/14/25
That’s all about to change.
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  07/14/25
make it quick I'm drowning here
Wild Electric Deer Antler Corn Cake
  07/14/25
Is this from the gas station case? I remember seeing thos...
Vivacious Mint State Associate
  07/14/25
Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pill...
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who is opposing counsel
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A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.
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i wish both you and zurich tp luck
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Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1
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Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice ar...
Yellow locus
  07/14/25
Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that'...
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Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me f...
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"I have sex with men for money"
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at least use the word scholarship.
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CNN made “jet black” too famous
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I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger...
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May it please this Tall Court, counsel...
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Best of luck
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what is this case over anyway
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*gayer
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That’s how all people from CA sound
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Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."
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gonna have to be way more specific
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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: Obsidian Soggy Water Buffalo

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:49 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: Obsidian Soggy Water Buffalo

Ty

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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: Wild Electric Deer Antler Corn Cake

are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Obsidian Soggy Water Buffalo

The proper hourly rates for xo posters of a given reputation, skill, and experience.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Wild Electric Deer Antler Corn Cake

so far I remain unrenumerated

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Obsidian Soggy Water Buffalo

That’s all about to change.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Wild Electric Deer Antler Corn Cake

make it quick I'm drowning here

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Vivacious Mint State Associate

Is this from the gas station case?

I remember seeing those fee arguments a while ago and thought you were on reasonably solid ground, with a pretty well developed basis for your request.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Obsidian Soggy Water Buffalo

Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pills case was over a long time ago, after RT and I agreed to be nice to each other.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:11 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: costumed translucent shitlib son of senegal

it's going to be some lib fag lisping about dick pills again

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: aquamarine laughsome headpube

who is opposing counsel

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Obsidian Soggy Water Buffalo

A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:39 PM
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i wish both you and zurich tp luck

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:40 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:34 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: Obsidian Soggy Water Buffalo

Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1

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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Kenneth Play

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Elite talented jew

will you use at least one xo-ism for the amusement of your FRIENDS plz

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: Obsidian Soggy Water Buffalo

I don’t have one planned, but if it comes up I’ll let it fly

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Yellow locus

Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice area is the load bearing slash of our petition for fees.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: Lilac Bisexual Skinny Woman

Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that's a complete 180 from what's in the papers. Hope this helps.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: Yellow locus

Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me feeling like a beady eyed Breezewood bathroom attendant

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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Tripping Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103242)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Silver native

The N-word would be a clever wink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49101551)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Cerebral windowlicker

You're honor I'm gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49101589)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Lilac Bisexual Skinny Woman

"I have sex with men for money"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49101740)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Flirting Shimmering Legal Warrant

at least use the word scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49101744)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Flirting Shimmering Legal Warrant

Your Honor, in her defense, the live tuna DID wink...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49101748)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Lodge

Bangarang could fly under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49102959)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Wild Electric Deer Antler Corn Cake

your honor we only ask that the court enforce the jet black letter law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49101573)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Obsidian Soggy Water Buffalo

CNN made “jet black” too famous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49101585)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Wild Electric Deer Antler Corn Cake

I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger" but that seems too on the nose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49101664)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: Low-t emerald turdskin base

May it please this Tall Court, counsel...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49102962)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: Hyperactive newt

Best of luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49101830)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: Buff Alcoholic Temple People Who Are Hurt

good luck buddy

the most "appellate" work ive done lately is getting a frivolous small claims court appeal dismissed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49102964)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: umber unhinged genital piercing heaven

got a watch party for this at my firm and we're all tailgating rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49102968)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: aquamarine laughsome headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103126)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49116110)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: umber unhinged genital piercing heaven

EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: aquamarine laughsome headpube

judges WRECKING this fox guy, EPAH sitting pretty in the background

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103137)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Buff Alcoholic Temple People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103140)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: umber unhinged genital piercing heaven

what is this case over anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103147)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Mind-boggling pisswyrm

Where is the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103142)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: aquamarine laughsome headpube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&ab_channel=UnitedStatesCourtofAppealsfortheNinthCircuit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103145)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Mind-boggling pisswyrm

Ty

This seems pretty problematically White. Hmmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103153)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: histrionic home milk

what's the azn lawyer's moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103143)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Mentally impaired jet digit ratio

looking alpha as fuck in the background while his adversary goes down in flames 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103151)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: umber unhinged genital piercing heaven

Here he comes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103161)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: umber unhinged genital piercing heaven

He said "your honors" when he meant "yours honor" off to a terrible start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103163)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Impertinent box office

rookie blunder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103186)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Buff Alcoholic Temple People Who Are Hurt

ahhhhh shit!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103162)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: peach hall

Wow aren't laws crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103164)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Mind-boggling pisswyrm

Bro you talk like a fag just like Karlstack

Maybe you two should link up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103168)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: umber unhinged genital piercing heaven

1% doesnt match inflation eh well thanks to brandon for that, EPAH voted for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103171)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: histrionic home milk

Good morning your honors, instead of whatever bullshit the other guy was talking about, I'd like to focus on the district court fucking me over on fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103170)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: umber unhinged genital piercing heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103174)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Silver native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103204)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Exhilarant flesh dingle berry

almost feel bad for baldmo defense counsel. he probably already knew he wasnt getting dat retrial walking in but none of the judges stopping epah and asking him about defendants argument really hammers home hes dunn hurr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103584)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: seedy vigorous faggot firefighter coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103798)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49116113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: peach hall

Sorry your honor i fucked up haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103177)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: umber unhinged genital piercing heaven

why does he have such gay mannerisms? is it intentional?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103179)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Mind-boggling pisswyrm

Really makes you think huh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103184)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: umber unhinged genital piercing heaven

but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size doesn't matter"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103188)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: peach hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103193)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: histrionic home milk

Sorry your honor, page 7 was actually a printout of an xo thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103183)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: peach hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103191)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Obsidian Soggy Water Buffalo

Sorry guys for bringing shame into our community 😢🥺

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103350)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Elite talented jew

Oh epah fucked up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103181)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Lilac Bisexual Skinny Woman

baldmo judge is browsing this thread on his gay little ipad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103192)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: peach hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103194)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: rebellious azn dragon



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Silver native

baldmo judge tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103201)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Contagious very tactful locale main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103251)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Wonderful Big-titted Public Bath Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103397)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: aqua range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103523)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Tripping Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103246)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Contagious very tactful locale main people



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: ruddy dashing gunner

needs legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103582)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Mind-boggling pisswyrm

Imagine doing this for a fucking living holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103195)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Passionate jade regret lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103534)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Silver native

Imagine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49104300)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Silver native

Female judge is flirting with EPAH due to his mastery of ‘archaic’ antitrust law. “I would have awarded a higher rate because I know how hard it is.”

Too bad EPAH is fumbling the record cites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103199)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: umber unhinged genital piercing heaven

"I can turn him straight"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103202)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: aquamarine laughsome headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103207)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Mind-boggling pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103214)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Silver native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103215)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: Contagious very tactful locale main people



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: olive arrogant field multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103333)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: transparent nighttime step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103430)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: aqua range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103524)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: fragrant reading party



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Obsidian Soggy Water Buffalo

The 180 thing is that she’s also the writing judge on the third appeal of our cigar case. I’ve got a feeling she’s going to be delivering a lot of money to me thru these two

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103390)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49116117)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: umber unhinged genital piercing heaven

I got a client call in 2 mins, gonna put this on mute and hope EPAH takes off his shirt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103200)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Silver native

“If your honors would like…”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103210)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Elite talented jew

Tho humble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103209)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: rebellious azn dragon

we are, essentially, the max blecher of RPA litigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103212)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: histrionic home milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103310)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: umber unhinged genital piercing heaven

lawyers no one has ever heard of tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103218)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Obsidian Soggy Water Buffalo

That was an intentional Trumpism. It seems to go over well with people when he says it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103353)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: umber unhinged genital piercing heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103355)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Mentally impaired jet digit ratio

he's doing great

court has no interests in his opponents arguments, spending the whole argument thinking very seriously about whether EPAH should get more money

one fuck up on the citation on 7-8, but handled it smoothly

I liked the "top floor of the u.s. bank building" point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103227)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Silver native

I don’t have the chutzpah EPAH has to make a living earning fees on earning fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103252)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Exhilarant flesh dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103570)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: peach hall

Relatively modest recovery tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103234)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: peach hall

Took some umbrage tp

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103237)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: umber unhinged genital piercing heaven



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: peach hall

Further errors tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103240)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: Elite talented jew

forwent work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103256)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: umber unhinged genital piercing heaven

looking at their firm size tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103269)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Mind-boggling pisswyrm

Just realized that the firm they went against in this case is literally named "Prestige"

Fucking lmao at "lawyers" Jesus Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103245)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: umber unhinged genital piercing heaven

Let's see what this prestigefaggot talks about with his tiny pink 2 minutes of rebuttal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103253)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Carnelian piazza

Big EPAH fan here but his voice is much nerdier than I envisioned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103249)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Elite talented jew

*gayer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103254)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Carnelian piazza

That’s how all people from CA sound

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103276)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: Lilac Bisexual Skinny Woman

Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103741)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: Contagious very tactful locale main people

He sounds like a soft-spoken partner who serves on your firm's LGBTQ affinity group

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103257)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: olive arrogant field multi-billionaire



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: costumed translucent shitlib son of senegal

kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103379)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Obsidian Soggy Water Buffalo



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: aqua range



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Boyish learning disabled foreskin



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: seedy vigorous faggot firefighter coffee pot



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:19 PM
Author: Cerebral windowlicker



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: Curious school cafeteria personal credit line



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Mind-boggling pisswyrm

Agreed

Let's just say I'm not surprised that he poasts here haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2).#49103260)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Lilac Bisexual Skinny Woman

he's just "eccentric"

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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: umber unhinged genital piercing heaven

why is this Fox queer talking about Volvos he's gonna lose this case, whatever it's about

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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: Contagious very tactful locale main people

tls fox

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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: umber unhinged genital piercing heaven

https://www.duanemorris.com/attorneys/michaellfox.html

jewish?

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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Contagious very tactful locale main people

lol he's literally the 'cercla liability' guy from the liberals in biglaw comic



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: aquamarine laughsome headpube



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Mind-boggling pisswyrm

"Ackshually the ruling on the case was wrong in the first place and we should have won and so we shouldn't even have to pay these guys any money to begin with, let alone the amount of money they say they deserve"

Whoa. So this is the power of Lawyering.

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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: adventurous pale roast beef

did you see the College Freshmen cheerleaders giggling in the back of the court room?

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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle vermilion gaming laptop site

Fox submitting EPAH's crack whore and fuck buddies as evidence of his TTTness like the old MLB scouts in Moneyball

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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: Elite talented jew

let's see how long it takes this fag to get back to poasting

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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: umber unhinged genital piercing heaven

gonna have to be way more specific

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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Obsidian Soggy Water Buffalo

👋

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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: Wonderful Big-titted Public Bath Mad-dog Skullcap

"Your honors, I may not look like it but I have four black children."

*9th circuit stares blankly*

"Two of them are Trans"

*papers shuffle around*

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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Obsidian Soggy Water Buffalo



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Wonderful Big-titted Public Bath Mad-dog Skullcap

You did really good in your arguments. I'll be honest I had no idea what this case was about. This was the most obscure shit ever. It's cool you make a lot of money arguing with other eggheads about random crap on behalf of giant corporations over a few more dollars.

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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Obsidian Soggy Water Buffalo

It was about the price of Clear Eyes eyedrops 😂

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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Wonderful Big-titted Public Bath Mad-dog Skullcap

Lmaooooo

What was all the discussion about novelty and compensation and citing a bunch of California state supreme court cases about

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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Obsidian Soggy Water Buffalo

We won the first-ever plaintiff-side jury verdict on California’s “mini RPA” statute. Under CA law you’re supposed to get a fee “multiplier” when you take a case on contingency that is novel, requires skill, and precluded you from taking other work. So on remand we’ll ask for 2x of whatever our trial judge awards.

Unbridled success tp

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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Wonderful Big-titted Public Bath Mad-dog Skullcap

Mini trials on the merits are my favorite kind

jury plaintiff-side jury verdict tp

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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Obsidian Soggy Water Buffalo

Thank you for your attention to detail. Fixed for posterity.

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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: umber unhinged genital piercing heaven

Defense taking umbrage tp

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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Wonderful Big-titted Public Bath Mad-dog Skullcap

I like to read and to write. Write well. The written word.

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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Contagious very tactful locale main people



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: onyx international law enforcement agency kitchen



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: navy violent chapel

was opposing counsel really from baker hostetler?

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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: aquamarine laughsome headpube

pharmacist/partner at your local duane morris

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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Sadistic lay

Black Wall Street firm of DeWayne Morris Chesnut

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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Stirring Death Wish

WTF is going on here? Can someone share the timestamp(s) where EPAH takes his shirt off? TY!

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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Elite talented jew

stfu fag

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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Stirring Death Wish

It is good to be home.

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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Exhilarant flesh dingle berry

the litmus test of whether someone is a poaster versus polithiths shitpoaster is whether they can admit epah is a 180 poaster.

great job champ fuck those baldmo fags on the top floor of the us bank building

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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: aquamarine laughsome headpube



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: ruddy dashing gunner

litmus test is whether someone calls that voice the faggiest thing on earth

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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Exhilarant flesh dingle berry

not even the faggiest poaster voice ive heard in court (candy ride, benzo) let alone world.

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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: ruddy dashing gunner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&t=1479s

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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Exhilarant flesh dingle berry

im not disputing that epah had some faggy affect and mannerisms but did you listen tk those other two?

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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: ruddy dashing gunner

ive listened to tsinah as well 😔

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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: olive arrogant field multi-billionaire

He’s really good

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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: razzmatazz new version library

im the only poaster with a Prestigious Voice ive ever encountered tbh

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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Mind-boggling pisswyrm

180 is a bit much but he's a good poaster

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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: transparent nighttime step-uncle's house

as a poster he’s good, as a father and a human being he’s lower than dogshit

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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Exhilarant flesh dingle berry

jefferson being a slaveholder doesn't diminsh his contribution to scholarship, neither should epahs troon kids!

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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Elite talented jew

slaveholders were 180 tho

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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: transparent nighttime step-uncle's house

EPAH is worse than any slaveholder

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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: submissive ivory messiness



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Low-t emerald turdskin base

So thoughtful! So moderate!

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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Exhilarant flesh dingle berry

you of all people should be kissing epahs ass. odd case you stopped talking massive shit about him right around the time he showed zzz tremendous grace.

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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Hilarious Cocky Church Brethren

You really aren’t

In a position to comment yet. And your asinine public hot takes aren’t furthering your reputation as an advocate. Chill out and buckle down and get to work and take your wins and hits for a few years if you want to be good

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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Hilarious Cocky Church Brethren

Saw it. Good job on arguing how you should be paid more. The only note I have would be to talk more about the public policy benefits of taking on these cases, along with applicable literature. Anyway good job. I hope you get another million.

I hope a crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod doesn’t delete this again.

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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: Obsidian Soggy Water Buffalo

ty pumo

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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Big abode generalized bond



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Exhilarant flesh dingle berry

this is spaceporn, not that you seemed to give the advice any weight anyway

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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: appetizing dead hissy fit area

You have no idea what you are talking about.

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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: Exhilarant flesh dingle berry

im not going to pollute this 180 thread with feuding but idk why you even poast under pumos when your voice and behavior is so identifiable.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750333&mc=44&forum_id=2#49105455

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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: razzmatazz new version library

crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod tp

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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: fragrant reading party

If you turn on the captions for YouTube, the female judge talks about the size of EPAH's sperm at 25:21:

https://www.youtube.com/live/KK68ynUnvSQ?si=XNEVYlCkDUdL2ZZG&t=1521

Not flame.

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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: peach hall



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: Curious school cafeteria personal credit line

Lead story on the daily journal congrats bro you're big time now

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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: vibrant black woman hospital

You talk like the guy on Say Yes to the Dress

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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Obsidian Soggy Water Buffalo

Gorgeous guy

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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: geriatric pit

So do your black gorillas gf peg you?

When you go “surfing” is it because you like to look at other men?

Aren’t lawyers suppose to be ALPHA AF. You look like you are wasting away from Gaids.

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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: razzmatazz new version library

At least we have indisputable evidence that EPAH is White and Non-Jewish, which is more than anyone can say for you my man.

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