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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
Mauve histrionic national quadroon
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
fishy slimy locale wrinkle
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
peach background story
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
fishy slimy locale wrinkle
  07/14/25
100%
Cruel-hearted knife
  07/15/25
FAG
fragrant dopamine den
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
Violet thriller corner indirect expression
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
ruby boistinker
  07/14/25
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Galvanic hot gunner location
  07/14/25
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Cruel-hearted knife
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
Iridescent Cruise Ship Clown
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
Mauve histrionic national quadroon
  07/14/25
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Cowardly pea-brained potus selfie
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
Iridescent Cruise Ship Clown
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
Mauve histrionic national quadroon
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
Iridescent Cruise Ship Clown
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
Mauve histrionic national quadroon
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
Iridescent Cruise Ship Clown
  07/14/25
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Umber razzle-dazzle theater
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
Azure sweet tailpipe point
  07/15/25
Lol
Iridescent Cruise Ship Clown
  07/15/25
jfc 180
fragrant dopamine den
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Cruel-hearted knife
  07/15/25
At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
Mint Indian Lodge
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
Galvanic hot gunner location
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
fishy slimy locale wrinkle
  07/14/25
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peach background story
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Iridescent Cruise Ship Clown
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
Mauve histrionic national quadroon
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
fishy slimy locale wrinkle
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
Mauve histrionic national quadroon
  07/14/25
wut
Impressive university skinny woman
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
Mauve histrionic national quadroon
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
Big state
  07/14/25
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Umber razzle-dazzle theater
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emerald dysfunction
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vivacious sable area double fault
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provocative pearly nursing home
  07/15/25
People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
Lemon hyperactive stage
  07/15/25
No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
emerald dysfunction
  07/15/25
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Violet thriller corner indirect expression
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heady stead
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Cowardly pea-brained potus selfie
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dashing out-of-control crackhouse
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Iridescent Cruise Ship Clown
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misunderstood boltzmann
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heady stead
  07/15/25
we all have brother
Cruel-hearted knife
  07/15/25
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Cruel-hearted knife
  07/15/25
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Umber razzle-dazzle theater
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
trip hyperventilating rigpig
  07/14/25
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titillating box office
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
Swashbuckling chad incel
  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
Umber razzle-dazzle theater
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
Soul-stirring Ceo
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
Spectacular pit
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
Kink-friendly shaky yarmulke
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
bateful son of senegal hospital
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
Adventurous step-uncle's house
  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
offensive nudist fortuitous meteor
  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
Azure sweet tailpipe point
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fragrant dopamine den
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Iridescent Cruise Ship Clown
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Cruel-hearted knife
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
Cruel-hearted knife
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
Mauve histrionic national quadroon
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Mauve histrionic national quadroon

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: fishy slimy locale wrinkle

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: peach background story

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: fishy slimy locale wrinkle

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted knife

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: fragrant dopamine den

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Violet thriller corner indirect expression

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: ruby boistinker

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Galvanic hot gunner location



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted knife



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Iridescent Cruise Ship Clown

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Mauve histrionic national quadroon

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Cowardly pea-brained potus selfie



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Iridescent Cruise Ship Clown

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Mauve histrionic national quadroon

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Iridescent Cruise Ship Clown

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Mauve histrionic national quadroon

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Iridescent Cruise Ship Clown

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Umber razzle-dazzle theater



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Azure sweet tailpipe point

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Iridescent Cruise Ship Clown

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: fragrant dopamine den

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted knife



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Mint Indian Lodge

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Galvanic hot gunner location

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: fishy slimy locale wrinkle

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: peach background story



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Iridescent Cruise Ship Clown



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Mauve histrionic national quadroon

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: fishy slimy locale wrinkle

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Mauve histrionic national quadroon

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Impressive university skinny woman

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Mauve histrionic national quadroon

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Big state

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Umber razzle-dazzle theater



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: hateful rusted milk menage



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: emerald dysfunction



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: vivacious sable area double fault



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: provocative pearly nursing home



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Lemon hyperactive stage

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: emerald dysfunction

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Violet thriller corner indirect expression



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: heady stead



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Cowardly pea-brained potus selfie



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: dashing out-of-control crackhouse



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Iridescent Cruise Ship Clown



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Big-titted naked weed whacker



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: misunderstood boltzmann



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: heady stead



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted knife

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted knife



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Umber razzle-dazzle theater



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: trip hyperventilating rigpig

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: titillating box office



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Swashbuckling chad incel

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Umber razzle-dazzle theater

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Ceo

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Spectacular pit

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Kink-friendly shaky yarmulke

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: bateful son of senegal hospital

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Adventurous step-uncle's house

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: offensive nudist fortuitous meteor

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Azure sweet tailpipe point

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Dun Talented Gas Station Organic Girlfriend



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: fragrant dopamine den



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Iridescent Cruise Ship Clown



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted knife



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted knife

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Mauve histrionic national quadroon

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104451)