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Afternoon at the zoo with family - $182

Two adult tix - $60 One kid 3 and over - $20 One kid under...
Paralegal Poaster
  10/11/25
shocked this wasn't disco.
animeboi
  10/11/25
Fat peiple were using motorized scooters and one woman&rsquo...
Paralegal Poaster
  10/11/25
Were there rowdy niggers
autistic teen
  10/11/25
You pay $182 to keep the niggers away. The animals are incid...
Roblox
  10/11/25
...
Paralegal Adolf Hitler
  10/12/25
u didnt even tip the girafee u cheap bastard kike turd
AZNgirl taking Dead Israeli Hostage on Date
  10/11/25
We gave it tons of faggot lettuce
Paralegal Poaster
  10/11/25
do you have any good stories from third world hellhole zoos ...
Mark Sanchez
  10/11/25
well in uganda i didnt want to blow money seeing the gorilla...
AZNgirl taking Dead Israeli Hostage on Date
  10/12/25
*Giraffe holding a screen: 25% 30% 35% tip *
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  10/11/25
Shit like this is the craziest. So a min wage worker needs t...
........,,,,,,......,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,,
  10/11/25
Min wage earner has no business going to “zoo”
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  10/11/25
they usually live in one anyway
Roblox
  10/11/25
if you want to see apes just drive down your city's MLK Blvd
man o' war
  10/11/25
Two adult tix - $20 One kid 3 and over - $7 One kid un...
Gaynigger from Outer Space
  10/11/25
We're members of our zoo - free entry pays for itself with t...
A Dick is Not Dispositive
  10/11/25
Yeah you have to be members for all this local stuff or it&r...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  10/11/25
everything is so expensive
mountain cat
  10/11/25
$7 water is a deal compared to LA sushi restaurants.
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  10/11/25
...
Roblox
  10/11/25
Wagon rental is the biggest goy flame
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  10/11/25
How so? If you don't have one and you have small kids those...
A Dick is Not Dispositive
  10/11/25
They’re prole and oafish and retarded and teach lazy g...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  10/11/25
...
Roblox
  10/11/25
I don’t disagree but Our wagon was stolen off our fron...
Paralegal Poaster
  10/11/25
Just pay 20% of the cost of the item to rent it for 5 hours...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  10/11/25
Yes because I don’t have a replacement yet you annoyin...
Paralegal Poaster
  10/11/25
Good goy. Kids can walk. If the toddler is under 2, then bri...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  10/11/25
No 3 year old is walking a massive zoo for 3-4 hours You&...
Paralegal Poaster
  10/11/25
our kids do. because we're not lazy prole retards like your ...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  10/11/25
No they don’t walk miles at 3 years old. You’re ...
Paralegal Poaster
  10/11/25
(obese prole goy) jews learn to walk because of shabbos. ...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  10/11/25
(Kike liar)
Paralegal Poaster
  10/11/25
cr, what's with the wagon rental? and set that aside it's un...
you\'re the puppet
  10/11/25
If only I had answered that 4 times already itt
Paralegal Poaster
  10/11/25
$80 for admission. That’s all you needed, dumb goy. Yo...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  10/11/25
Feeding the giraffe was the highlight for the kids you stupi...
Paralegal Poaster
  10/11/25
No, you’re conditioning them to goyishe wasteful spend...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  10/11/25
One day my kids will be shoving yours into gas chambers
Paralegal Poaster
  10/11/25
rofl no, your obese lazy prole kids who cant walk well will ...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  10/11/25
No they definitely will be, then they’ll be coming for...
Paralegal Poaster
  10/11/25
parentS? my wife isnt a law shrew. dont insult her like that...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  10/11/25
Yea I know that trust me Did I hit a little close to hom...
Paralegal Poaster
  10/11/25
I’m sure they’ll remember those delicious fried ...
Charlie Kirk Did Nothing Wrong
  10/11/25
rofl btw, enough about the giraffe's $7 water. what about...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  10/11/25
at least $50 in stupid discretionary spending
Charlie Kirk Did Nothing Wrong
  10/11/25
$102/$182 is stupid discretionary spending.
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  10/11/25
don’t be a silly Jew treating all of life as a competi...
Charlie Kirk Did Nothing Wrong
  10/11/25
You could have gotten an annual membership for probably abou...
dollar store obama
  10/12/25
...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  10/12/25


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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Paralegal Poaster

Two adult tix - $60

One kid 3 and over - $20

One kid under 3 - $0

Lunch: 2 cheeseburgers, 2 fries, 1 kids meal - $40

One bottle of water - $7

One wagon rental - $25

Feeding the giraffe - $15 (x2)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342419)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: animeboi (.)

shocked this wasn't disco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342420)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Paralegal Poaster

Fat peiple were using motorized scooters and one woman’s lost battery so she was stuck on the jungle path

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342425)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: autistic teen

Were there rowdy niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342441)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Roblox

You pay $182 to keep the niggers away. The animals are incidental.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342852)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 5:05 AM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (βœ…πŸ‘)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49343156)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: AZNgirl taking Dead Israeli Hostage on Date

u didnt even tip the girafee u cheap bastard kike turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342444)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Paralegal Poaster

We gave it tons of faggot lettuce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342464)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Mark Sanchez

do you have any good stories from third world hellhole zoos youd like to share with the class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342770)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:38 AM
Author: AZNgirl taking Dead Israeli Hostage on Date

well in uganda i didnt want to blow money seeing the gorilla whatevers so i went to local zoo and they had some gorilla looking things but i also found that the zoo keepers looked like gorillas too so felt i got my moneys worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49343072)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


*Giraffe holding a screen: 25% 30% 35% tip *

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342910)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: ........,,,,,,......,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,,


Shit like this is the craziest. So a min wage worker needs to work 16 hours to take their kids to the fucking zoo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342571)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🐿️ )

Min wage earner has no business going to “zoo”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342579)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Roblox

they usually live in one anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342850)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: man o' war (🫢🏾)

if you want to see apes just drive down your city's MLK Blvd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342583)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Gaynigger from Outer Space

Two adult tix - $20

One kid 3 and over - $7

One kid under 3 - $5

Niggers to fuck ur wife & kids - $150

Getting to watch and film - PRICELESS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342587)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive

We're members of our zoo - free entry pays for itself with three visits. We go all the time.

It's like $50 if we eat there and we don't fall for the gift shop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342776)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


Yeah you have to be members for all this local stuff or it’s flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342893)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: mountain cat

everything is so expensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342817)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


$7 water is a deal compared to LA sushi restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342837)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Roblox



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342848)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:13 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


Wagon rental is the biggest goy flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342844)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive

How so? If you don't have one and you have small kids those can be worth a thousand dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342846)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


They’re prole and oafish and retarded and teach lazy gluttonous American behavior. We have 2 and 4 and they walk everywhere and don’t whine because we don’t tolerate it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342890)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Roblox



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342847)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Paralegal Poaster

I don’t disagree but Our wagon was stolen off our front porch and I haven’t got a new one yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342854)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


Just pay 20% of the cost of the item to rent it for 5 hours. Good goy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342891)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Paralegal Poaster

Yes because I don’t have a replacement yet you annoying kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342927)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


Good goy. Kids can walk. If the toddler is under 2, then bring a stroller. The kid over 3 has no excuse whatsoever for not walking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342933)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: Paralegal Poaster

No 3 year old is walking a massive zoo for 3-4 hours

You’re fucking stupid. All your points itt are fucking stupid. No wonder you kikes got gassed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342937)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


our kids do. because we're not lazy prole retards like your kids who stuck them in some prole wagons. they're used to walking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342951)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Paralegal Poaster

No they don’t walk miles at 3 years old. You’re a kike liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342956)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


(obese prole goy)

jews learn to walk because of shabbos. at our zoo, they walk a fuckton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342963)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Paralegal Poaster

(Kike liar)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342965)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: you\'re the puppet

cr, what's with the wagon rental? and set that aside it's under $100 for a family of 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342897)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Paralegal Poaster

If only I had answered that 4 times already itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342942)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


$80 for admission. That’s all you needed, dumb goy. You spent over double for no reason. Bring your own food and don’t get upsold by a stupid giraffe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342908)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Paralegal Poaster

Feeding the giraffe was the highlight for the kids you stupid cheap kike

Wagon rental was also necessary because I dont have one as of 2 days ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342932)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


No, you’re conditioning them to goyishe wasteful spending. Something else would have been the highlight if you didn’t spend $30 on this bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342935)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: Paralegal Poaster

One day my kids will be shoving yours into gas chambers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342938)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


rofl no, your obese lazy prole kids who cant walk well will be drugged out on jewish drugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342954)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Paralegal Poaster

No they definitely will be, then they’ll be coming for their parents who played college tennis then went to HLS and work as IP attorneys writing expert reports

I’m sure your 135 pound frame will put up a great defense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342960)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


parentS? my wife isnt a law shrew. dont insult her like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342967)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: Paralegal Poaster

Yea I know that trust me

Did I hit a little close to home? I have more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342970)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Charlie Kirk Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)

I’m sure they’ll remember those delicious fried chicken fingers and stale fries for life

oh and that Dasani water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342964)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


rofl

btw, enough about the giraffe's $7 water. what about the kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342973)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Charlie Kirk Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)

at least $50 in stupid discretionary spending

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342914)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


$102/$182 is stupid discretionary spending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342921)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Charlie Kirk Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)

don’t be a silly Jew treating all of life as a competition to spend the bare minimum at every opportunity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49342957)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 5:13 AM
Author: dollar store obama

You could have gotten an annual membership for probably about that. And you don’t need to rent a wagon or buy any of that other crap. Giraffe feeding is prole as fuck. Fun to lol at the fags standing in long ass lines for that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2).#49343157)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 7:48 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




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