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What are the top 10 craziest things in bort history?

There was an Indian guy who attacked his parents and went to...
300 Screenmen
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Fidele in Bruges circa 2003
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Anthony Bourdain thing is one of the greatest mysteries
Nippon Professional Baseball
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Fidele in Bruges circa 2003
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What happened with that exactly? It was just some random pre...
300 Screenmen
  03/31/26
Anthony Bourdain found dead in hotel room hours before it ma...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  03/31/26
How do we know it wasn't edited? Wasn't it just body text?
300 Screenmen
  03/31/26
It was a thread title
Gay Grandpa
  03/31/26
https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3996023&mc=40...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  03/31/26
AI Overview Anthony Bourdain died by suicide on June 8, 2...
fartman
  03/31/26
XO outed Belle Knox as Duke Law student before the press iir...
300 Screenmen
  03/31/26
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woah
  03/31/26
And her reading xo threads in her documentary
peace missile
  03/31/26
trustifarian getting himself ejected from hastings by threat...
computer online
  03/31/26
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a lifetime spent arguing with autistic men online
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richard clock
  03/31/26
correction for the record: ejected from boalt, a decidedly m...
computer online
  03/31/26
Quick rundown?
AI_concubine
  03/31/26
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Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  03/31/26
"Wasn't there some lawyer in San Francisco who tagged a...
Gay Grandpa
  03/31/26
This is true but it's so oft repeated, often by myself, and ...
300 Screenmen
  03/31/26
What about back when it was normal for poasters to send each...
a lifetime spent arguing with autistic men online
  03/31/26
This definitely still happens bigly
300 Screenmen
  03/31/26
surely teh lolsuit is the bort's defining drama Zappin ...
...,...,,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:.
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What is the Sonic Youth thing?
AI_concubine
  03/31/26
He made poasts about wanting to r*pe and murder kids and oth...
300 Screenmen
  03/31/26
he was screeding at rach and rach just said "who is (na...
:-P
  03/31/26
huanging by a ted one of the goat thread titles
woah
  03/31/26
haha oh yeah i forgot the guys name, and how could i after t...
:-P
  03/31/26
are you referring to Ted “Teddy” Huang from Arca...
my dog can log into xo more often than I can
  03/31/26
the LOLsuit and charles XII being outed are the top two. ...
Moshe Yitzchak Kike
  03/31/26
Google Anthony Zappin divorce. He claimed his wife Claire Co...
300 Screenmen
  03/31/26
TBF is clearly not zappin or claire. he's too smart to be a ...
Moshe Yitzchak Kike
  03/31/26
subtle tt neg
:-P
  03/31/26
TT is a boart treasure, but he writes like a drunk community...
Moshe Yitzchak Kike
  03/31/26
haha yeah "like a"
:-P
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Fidele in Bruges circa 2003
  03/31/26
claimed this?
peeface
  03/31/26
The PN Snuggie incident. (IIRC he made a bizarre gakked out...
ponytail
  03/31/26
Can you give more specific details? Was this the Indian guy ...
300 Screenmen
  03/31/26
Yes. I think he was gakked out and then there was some dome...
ponytail
  03/31/26
Critical detail: the dad worked hard, put dorito on table
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chilmata
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artificial intelligence
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:-P
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Must Poast Always
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ponytail
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300 Screenmen
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Thats the Indian guy attacking his parents
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300 Screenmen
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Didn't he also impersonate Earl and make threats against POT...
The Soo CR SPRING BREAK JUGGERNAUT
  03/31/26
didnt some poaster go to a wedding where his friend hooked u...
richard clock
  03/31/26
No idea but EPAH's wife had sex with Halford in a motel in W...
300 Screenmen
  03/31/26
ex-wife tbf
richard clock
  03/31/26
Lamarcus or maybe refunkulus
Judas Jones
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TSINAH lawsuits LOLsuits Benzo crime spree CSLGs restaura...
peeface
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the original lolsuit breaking thread is one of the funniest ...
computer online
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richard clock
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:-P
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What was the P in CPGWBT Cheerful (Phat) Girls With Big T...
300 Screenmen
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Protestant (actually don't remember but it feels right) ...
Fucking Fuckface
  03/31/26
:D getting outed and saying on record to some news outlet ho...
fartman
  03/31/26
why did he disappear?
peeface
  03/31/26
went "upstairs" for hot pockets and nobody ever he...
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My Jewish crime family scamming and torturing jafar for year...
cucumbers
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watchmen died of a herion overdose? serious?
SkaddenArse
  03/31/26
yes :(
computer online
  03/31/26
Confirmed by his uncle via Facebook that he had a heart atta...
300 Screenmen
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Governor Abbot of Texas being outed as a poster. Brian Le...
titus chicken
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A wheelchaired shortmo with temper issues is actually exactl...
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leave boom alone
:-P
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I still get bricked up on occasion thinking of that pic one ...
woah
  03/31/26
that was Rowan and she wouldn’t be into you unless you...
my dog can log into xo more often than I can
  03/31/26
Cr she was the OG IGWBG Irish Girl With Black Guy
300 Screenmen
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J. also had nice boobs and her misanthropic personality was ...
Guy Debord
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Unghhhh
300 Screenmen
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subtle lisa rowe trolling
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Still standing up for your girl, honey rider
300 Screenmen
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Must Poast Always
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Spaceporn calling boner police's dad and getting him grounde...
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ponytail
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permanently grounded
:-P
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300 Screenmen
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Just such a weird intersection of bort drama too It&rsquo...
Must Poast Always
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Fidele in Bruges circa 2003
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the aftermath of tough guy spaceporn embolded by his first e...
:-P
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The Anthony Bourdain thing and it isn't even close. This...
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peace missile
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I understand and wish to continue
300 Screenmen
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Must Poast Always
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I've always been partial to the thread where the poaster out...
Ponchito Bojado
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I also liked when ted cruz tp got a job ripping off small bu...
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richard clock
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He also nonchalantly mentioned he was a member of a drug car...
cucumbers
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MoreDoughHi in prison for bank robbery
my dog can log into xo more often than I can
  03/31/26
i don't remember this being a thing
sealclubber
  03/31/26
I really like it here
Must Poast Always
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Fidele in Bruges circa 2003
  03/31/26
DVP was probably top 20 but not top 10 Two separate fempo...
Must Poast Always
  03/31/26
DVP?
300 Screenmen
  03/31/26
Domestic Violence Pumo
Must Poast Always
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The bourdain thing but the mystery was ruined when Charlie m...
chandler (retired)
  03/31/26
Benzo emailing and calling RSF’s dad
emilio's bodyguard
  03/31/26
Doesn't sniff top 10
300 Screenmen
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I don't recall him calling, he just tried to email the firm ...
The Soo CR SPRING BREAK JUGGERNAUT
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could have been amazing client for the firm. his lawsuit is ...
peeface
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a movie where benzo becomes a client of rsfs firm and they b...
:-P
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Earl threatening the president and getting visited by RBI
No Paye No Gain
  03/31/26
An actual IRL zebra poasting here
Must Poast Always
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Fidele in Bruges circa 2003
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Jigsaw literally murdering a bunch of historic poas
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probably have to define crazy here. like very mysterious or ...
fartman
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Fidele in Bruges circa 2003
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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:54 PM
Author: 300 Screenmen (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!)

There was an Indian guy who attacked his parents and went to jail or something no?

Pretty much everything involving GJR and Boner Police

Watchmen dying of heroin overdose

Idk feels like I'm missing a lot. Shortporch getting murdered by his mother in law. Rach outing Sonic Youth.

Wasn't there some lawyer in San Francisco who tagged a bunch of cars in some sort of psychotic breakdown?

TBF named in a lawsuit

2 poastettes dated Sam Hyde in real life and a third was in love with him but never consummated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783828)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783832)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

Anthony Bourdain thing is one of the greatest mysteries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783834)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783835)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: 300 Screenmen (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!)

What happened with that exactly? It was just some random prediction thread and then it came true?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783843)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

Anthony Bourdain found dead in hotel room hours before it made the press

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783848)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: 300 Screenmen (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!)

How do we know it wasn't edited? Wasn't it just body text?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783850)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: Gay Grandpa

It was a thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783862)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3996023&mc=409&forum_id=2

You be the judge!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783864)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: fartman

AI Overview

Anthony Bourdain died by suicide on June 8, 2018, at the age of 61. He was found unresponsive in his room at Le Chambard Hotel in Kaysersberg-Vignoble, France, where he was filming an episode of his CNN series Parts Unknown, according to All That's Interesting and Tasting Table.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784105)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: 300 Screenmen (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!)

XO outed Belle Knox as Duke Law student before the press iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783855)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: woah (hitler did nothing wrong)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783957)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: peace missile

And her reading xo threads in her documentary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783971)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: computer online (🧐)

trustifarian getting himself ejected from hastings by threating to cho the campus was great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783856)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: a lifetime spent arguing with autistic men online



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783870)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: richard clock



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783873)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:08 PM
Author: computer online (🧐)

correction for the record: ejected from boalt, a decidedly more prestigious law school. he just *threatened* hastings. I apologize for this clerical error

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168481&mc=33&forum_id=2#22507425

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783902)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:09 PM
Author: AI_concubine

Quick rundown?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783904)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784192)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: Gay Grandpa

"Wasn't there some lawyer in San Francisco who tagged a bunch of cars in some sort of psychotic breakdown?"

The SF lawyer who mutilated his own children is a much crazier story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783866)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:06 PM
Author: 300 Screenmen (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!)

This is true but it's so oft repeated, often by myself, and I think of EPAH almost as some guy who hangs out drinking beers in my kitchen that I almost forgot he was a poaster but yes in aggregate his entire life story is crazy as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783890)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:03 PM
Author: a lifetime spent arguing with autistic men online

What about back when it was normal for poasters to send each other drugs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783877)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:06 PM
Author: 300 Screenmen (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!)

This definitely still happens bigly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783892)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: ...,...,,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:.


surely teh lolsuit is the bort's defining drama

Zappin

Charles / tucker

DEA raiding icyblow's hotel room for pot smoke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783898)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:09 PM
Author: AI_concubine

What is the Sonic Youth thing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783906)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:12 PM
Author: 300 Screenmen (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!)

He made poasts about wanting to r*pe and murder kids and other weird unhinged shit and then he got into some beef with Rachmiel threatening him and then Rach just dropped his real name in a subthread wasteland. He turned out to be some chink who worked for UT. I think he resigned and has never been heard from again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783912)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: :-P (gunneratttt)

he was screeding at rach and rach just said "who is (name)?" and *poof*, gone forever. probably the best one shot one kill in bort history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783967)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: woah (hitler did nothing wrong)

huanging by a ted one of the goat thread titles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783983)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: :-P (gunneratttt)

haha oh yeah i forgot the guys name, and how could i after that thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783993)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (thanks, Rach!)

are you referring to Ted “Teddy” Huang from Arcadia, CA and the UT Austin School of Law? The Ted Huang who poasted detailed rape and muder fantasies of young white girls? That Ted Huang?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784003)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Moshe Yitzchak Kike ((zurich is stained))

the LOLsuit and charles XII being outed are the top two.

TBF was named in the lolsuit? i don't remember that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783910)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:13 PM
Author: 300 Screenmen (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!)

Google Anthony Zappin divorce. He claimed his wife Claire Comfort was behind the TBF and Tommy T monikers iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783913)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Moshe Yitzchak Kike ((zurich is stained))

TBF is clearly not zappin or claire. he's too smart to be a birdbrain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784006)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: :-P (gunneratttt)

subtle tt neg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784024)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:16 PM
Author: Moshe Yitzchak Kike ((zurich is stained))

TT is a boart treasure, but he writes like a drunk community college student. TBF's prose is off the charts, like joyce meets shakespeare meets a rabid antisemite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784130)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: :-P (gunneratttt)

haha yeah "like a"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784172)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784180)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: peeface

claimed this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784152)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:15 PM
Author: ponytail (luis)

The PN Snuggie incident. (IIRC he made a bizarre gakked out phone call to me shortly before he was arrested).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783915)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:16 PM
Author: 300 Screenmen (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!)

Can you give more specific details? Was this the Indian guy from Texas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783918)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: ponytail (luis)

Yes. I think he was gakked out and then there was some domestic incident where he beat his dad. Shortly after, a poster revealed the famous mug shot pic of him in a “Snuggie”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783924)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: ...,...,,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:.


Critical detail: the dad worked hard, put dorito on table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783929)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: chilmata



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783938)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: artificial intelligence



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783979)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: :-P (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783980)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: Must Poast Always (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784025)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: ponytail (luis)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784047)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: 300 Screenmen (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783933)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:16 PM
Author: ...,...,,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:.


Thats the Indian guy attacking his parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783919)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:17 PM
Author: 300 Screenmen (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783920)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: The Soo CR SPRING BREAK JUGGERNAUT

Didn't he also impersonate Earl and make threats against POTUS on twitter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784151)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: richard clock

didnt some poaster go to a wedding where his friend hooked up with doob's wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783925)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: 300 Screenmen (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!)

No idea but EPAH's wife had sex with Halford in a motel in Washington and injected him with enough heroin to stop his heart. This isn't confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt but the circumstantial evidence is overwhelming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783932)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: richard clock

ex-wife tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783936)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Judas Jones

Lamarcus or maybe refunkulus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784138)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: peeface

TSINAH lawsuits

LOLsuits

Benzo crime spree

CSLGs restaurant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783928)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: computer online (🧐)

the original lolsuit breaking thread is one of the funniest posts of all time

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=643868&mc=99&forum_id=2#8243886

"...The defendants are the persons using the following pseudonyms on the website autoadmit.com or xoxohth.com: Pauliewalnuts; neoprag; STANFORDtroll; :D; :D (Hillary v. Jeb�08); MoreDoughHi; Remember when I said I would kill you last? I lied; lkjhgf; yalelaw; Spanky; ylsdooder; Community Norm; HI; David Carr (Glass of water for Mr. Grainger); vincimus; Beach Body Brady; Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey; Todd Christopher; A horse walks into a bar (saving one CPGWBT at a time); The Ayatollah of Rock-n-Rollah; DRACULA; Sleazy Z; Whamo (Let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine); Ari Gold; Ugly Women; playboytroll; Get_to_da_choppa; Dean_Harold_Koh. The allegations are as follows:..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783934)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: richard clock



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783937)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: :-P (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783974)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:50 PM
Author: 300 Screenmen (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!)

What was the P in CPGWBT

Cheerful (Phat) Girls With Big Tits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784033)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Protestant

(actually don't remember but it feels right)

Could also have been Prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784132)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: fartman

:D getting outed and saying on record to some news outlet how he gleefully anticipated facing his big tittied accuser in open court

nutritionfacts schtick was annoying but he's a made guy on XO as far as I'm concerned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784140)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: peeface

why did he disappear?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784160)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: ...,...,,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:.


went "upstairs" for hot pockets and nobody ever heard from him again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784170)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: cucumbers

My Jewish crime family scamming and torturing jafar for years. Still happening, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783941)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: SkaddenArse

watchmen died of a herion overdose? serious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783942)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:49 PM
Author: computer online (🧐)

yes :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784030)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: 300 Screenmen (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!)

Confirmed by his uncle via Facebook that he had a heart attack in his parents house at age 30. He was a very skinny guy. No known heart problems. And he was an avid heroin user. Had to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784040)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: titus chicken

Governor Abbot of Texas being outed as a poster.

Brian Leiter starting a feud with the board and then being pwnd when Rach outed his search history.

Also, there used to be fem posters (before GJR) who were generally nice and added a needed difference in tone to the board and they occasionally posted photos (sometimes revealing) and they were more attractive than you’d expect. Above average busts for sure and not fat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783945)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,


A wheelchaired shortmo with temper issues is actually exactly who I’d expect to be posting here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783950)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: :-P (gunneratttt)

leave boom alone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783976)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: woah (hitler did nothing wrong)

I still get bricked up on occasion thinking of that pic one of them poasted with the preftegious t shirt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783963)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (thanks, Rach!)

that was Rowan and she wouldn’t be into you unless you are black

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784012)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: 300 Screenmen (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!)

Cr she was the OG IGWBG

Irish Girl With Black Guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784051)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Guy Debord

J. also had nice boobs and her misanthropic personality was somewhat hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784096)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: 300 Screenmen (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!)

Unghhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784149)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: ...,...,,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:.


subtle lisa rowe trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784013)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: 300 Screenmen (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!)

Still standing up for your girl, honey rider

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784058)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: Must Poast Always (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784048)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.


Spaceporn calling boner police's dad and getting him grounded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783952)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: ponytail (luis)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783955)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: :-P (gunneratttt)

permanently grounded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783977)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: 300 Screenmen (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784061)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: Must Poast Always (No Future)

Just such a weird intersection of bort drama too

It’d be like if Indonesia suddenly invaded Morocco to support Western Saharan independence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784066)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784179)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: :-P (gunneratttt)

the aftermath of tough guy spaceporn embolded by his first ever W was pretty 180 in hindsight, although intolerable at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784182)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: '"'"'"''"

The Anthony Bourdain thing and it isn't even close.

This place is a portal to a hell dimension in which the rules of space and time are inapplicable and ur risking everything by participating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783964)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: peace missile



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783985)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: 300 Screenmen (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!)

I understand and wish to continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784063)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: '"'"'"''"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784094)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: Must Poast Always (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784103)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: Ponchito Bojado

I've always been partial to the thread where the poaster outed himself has having seduced/abused his mexican housekeeper since he was about 15

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783978)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.


I also liked when ted cruz tp got a job ripping off small business owners with high interest loans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783989)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: richard clock



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49783997)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: cucumbers

He also nonchalantly mentioned he was a member of a drug cartel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784008)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (thanks, Rach!)

MoreDoughHi in prison for bank robbery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784014)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: sealclubber

i don't remember this being a thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784134)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:49 PM
Author: Must Poast Always (No Future)

I really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784029)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784044)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:50 PM
Author: Must Poast Always (No Future)

DVP was probably top 20 but not top 10

Two separate fempoasters fucking Sam Hyde has to be up there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784034)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: 300 Screenmen (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!)

DVP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784068)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Must Poast Always (No Future)

Domestic Violence Pumo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784077)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

The bourdain thing but the mystery was ruined when Charlie made his return in MPM voting for someone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784065)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: emilio's bodyguard

Benzo emailing and calling RSF’s dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784069)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: 300 Screenmen (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!)

Doesn't sniff top 10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784078)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: The Soo CR SPRING BREAK JUGGERNAUT

I don't recall him calling, he just tried to email the firm and a number of friends who were all like "what is this incomprehensible gibberish from some mentally ill loser?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784161)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: peeface

could have been amazing client for the firm. his lawsuit is going to make a lot of people rich.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784181)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: :-P (gunneratttt)

a movie where benzo becomes a client of rsfs firm and they both have to pretend they dont already know each other from online feuding would make a great stepbrothers type movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784194)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: No Paye No Gain

Earl threatening the president and getting visited by RBI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784095)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Must Poast Always (No Future)

An actual IRL zebra poasting here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784097)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784184)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: ...,...,,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:.


Jigsaw literally murdering a bunch of historic poas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784100)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: fartman

probably have to define crazy here. like very mysterious or just utterly insane?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784145)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2).#49784177)