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Tips and tricks for avoiding "cumshots" when opening yogurt?
| razzmatazz garnet athletic conference dilemma | 05/11/26 |
| bonkers windowlicker | 05/11/26 |
| Slate antidepressant drug | 05/11/26 |
| crystalline alcoholic brunch multi-billionaire | 05/11/26 |
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| Howard Nutlick's demonic giggle | 06/18/26 |
| gay of hormuz | 06/18/26 |
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Date: May 11th, 2026 4:30 PM Author: razzmatazz garnet athletic conference dilemma When opening yogurt, often the yogurt has a vacuum effect that results in a "cumshot" when it pops, splattering yogurt on you. Needless to say, this can get quite messy! My best practices: - do NOT shake the yogurt before opening (this effectively "jacks off" the yogurt, making it much more likely to blow its load) - point it AWAY from you while opening (this ensures any "cumshot" splatters onto the floor or table - not ideal but easier cleanup than your shirt or face!) - hold a napkin in front of the yogurt while opening (this is effectively like nutting into a Kleenex, which isn't always sufficient for big loads)
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Date: May 11th, 2026 4:34 PM Author: bonkers windowlicker Try to catch it in your mouth so it makes less mess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865918&forum_id=2).#49880461) |
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Date: May 11th, 2026 4:50 PM Author: Slate antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865918&forum_id=2).#49880488) |
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Date: May 11th, 2026 4:36 PM Author: crystalline alcoholic brunch multi-billionaire Hold the cup by the base and then stick your tongue out in case it splatters toward your face. Sometimes it'll get in your eyes, so be careful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865918&forum_id=2).#49880467) |
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Date: June 18th, 2026 4:04 PM Author: state your IQ before I engage you further Damn it. Followed these tips but still got splashed by an "aftershock" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865918&forum_id=2).#49946816) |
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Date: June 18th, 2026 4:05 PM Author: Howard Nutlick's demonic giggle yum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865918&forum_id=2).#49946818) |
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Date: June 18th, 2026 4:06 PM Author: gay of hormuz *huge* yogurt fan here, this happens to me all the time. I'm always walking around with little white splatters on my clothes haha!
anyway I would suggest rather than ripping the foil, take a knife and cut around the edge. Or even just make a little knifepoint perforation, which gives you that "hiss" and releases the vacuum.
either way a little "cumshot" on your clothes is a small price to pay for delicious greek yogurt mmm hmm |