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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
Mustard pervert elastic band
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
Irate newt
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
Mustard pervert elastic band
  07/26/25
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embarrassed to the bone locale
  07/26/25
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arousing church
  07/26/25
We’ve all been there
Trip Violet Parlor Internal Respiration
  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
Mustard pervert elastic band
  07/26/25
At a bar
Mentally impaired spot
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embarrassed to the bone locale
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talented toaster
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Silver adventurous regret
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Electric cuckoldry immigrant
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dark sickened kitty cat masturbator
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Mustard pervert elastic band
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brilliant crusty property
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haunting concupiscible sanctuary hunting ground
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bipolar center
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Aspie Pickup Line
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propecia mathematica
  03/10/26
Not hygienic
Duck-like pea-brained public bath
  07/26/25
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Irate newt
  07/26/25
Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
Misanthropic fortuitous meteor principal's office
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
Mustard pervert elastic band
  07/26/25
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Irate newt
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
Misanthropic fortuitous meteor principal's office
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
embarrassed to the bone locale
  07/26/25
I know what to say
indecent racy coldplay fan
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
Mustard pervert elastic band
  07/27/25
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cheese-eating bawdyhouse
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
Magical kitty
  07/26/25
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embarrassed to the bone locale
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
Sick Site
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haunting concupiscible sanctuary hunting ground
  07/26/25
I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
Ruby Histrionic Location
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brilliant crusty property
  07/26/25
We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
Topaz pungent sandwich
  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
haunting concupiscible sanctuary hunting ground
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
Mustard pervert elastic band
  07/26/25
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Irate newt
  07/26/25
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Amber stimulating indirect expression theatre
  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
Irate newt
  07/26/25
(who did it)
idiotic lascivious death wish hall
  07/26/25
...
embarrassed to the bone locale
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
Violent Khaki Plaza
  07/26/25
which dad tp
stirring nursing home
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
Transparent shaky school athletic conference
  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Mustard pervert elastic band

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Irate newt

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Mustard pervert elastic band

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: arousing church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Trip Violet Parlor Internal Respiration

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Mustard pervert elastic band

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Mentally impaired spot

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: talented toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: razzmatazz drab skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Silver adventurous regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: federal multi-colored shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133398)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Electric cuckoldry immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133408)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: dark sickened kitty cat masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Mustard pervert elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: brilliant crusty property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: haunting concupiscible sanctuary hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: adulterous sticky abode selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: maroon mewling telephone fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Nubile thriller area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: bipolar center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49134983)



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: Aspie Pickup Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49732205)



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: propecia mathematica



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49732209)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Duck-like pea-brained public bath

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Irate newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Misanthropic fortuitous meteor principal's office

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Mustard pervert elastic band

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Irate newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Misanthropic fortuitous meteor principal's office

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone locale

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: indecent racy coldplay fan

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: Mustard pervert elastic band

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: cheese-eating bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Magical kitty

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Sick Site

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: haunting concupiscible sanctuary hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Ruby Histrionic Location

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: brilliant crusty property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Topaz pungent sandwich

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: haunting concupiscible sanctuary hunting ground

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Mustard pervert elastic band

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Irate newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Amber stimulating indirect expression theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Irate newt

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: idiotic lascivious death wish hall

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Violent Khaki Plaza

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: stirring nursing home

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Transparent shaky school athletic conference

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49134975)