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Huge CNN article about dorky Mormon marrying Asian Hiking Girl

https://www.cnn.com/travel/yellowstone-ice-cream-date-chance...
lemon buck-toothed stain
  07/14/25
he saw an asian 5.5 and immediately thought "i'm going ...
mahogany stimulating step-uncle's house
  07/14/25
many such cases!
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  07/14/25
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  07/14/25
terminal case of yellow fever tp
Talented house-broken whorehouse pistol
  07/14/25
"For Andrew it was something akin to love at first sigh...
cream brethren theater stage
  07/14/25
Their son will 100% be a spree shooter
mahogany stimulating step-uncle's house
  07/14/25
Never seen a more clear cut case than this before
stirring opaque dysfunction son of senegal
  07/14/25
Tall blonde guy bouncing up tp
comical dragon
  07/14/25
FizzKidd drove deep into rural Colorado for a Tinder match w...
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transparent fantasy-prone mood business firm
  07/14/25
“ Andrew and Shallen welcomed their two children in 20...
Multi-colored Sandwich
  07/14/25
Do whites who marry azns consider themselves "multiraci...
Cocky cerebral mad cow disease
  07/14/25
I hadn’t thought of it either actually. But I’m ...
Multi-colored Sandwich
  07/14/25
Except hapas get double pwned on affirmative action right?
lavender fighting immigrant
  07/15/25
Yes they do so in a self-serving way go try and cop that DEI...
Domesticated roast beef rigor
  07/15/25
But white and Asian are the worst possible things to be in a...
lavender fighting immigrant
  07/15/25
I think aznness actually drags you downward from just Regula...
Cocky cerebral mad cow disease
  07/16/25
ROFL why is this newsworthy.
Titillating rebellious legend library
  07/14/25
because you can tell how tight that pussy is just in the fir...
dashing maroon generalized bond
  07/14/25
“We ended up speaking Tagalog with each other for a bi...
Anal Sooty Ticket Booth
  07/14/25
I wish NPB were still here
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lemon buck-toothed stain
  07/14/25
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cream brethren theater stage
  07/14/25
That guy will never leave. He's cemented in place.
stirring opaque dysfunction son of senegal
  07/14/25
nobody ever leaves. we all really like it here.
lemon buck-toothed stain
  07/14/25
I've been planning on quitting for ten years. Going to XO ad...
stirring opaque dysfunction son of senegal
  07/14/25
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Multi-colored Sandwich
  07/14/25
Holy shit this thing is like War and Peace
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  07/14/25
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stirring opaque dysfunction son of senegal
  07/14/25
Why was a Taiwanese student working in Yellowstone?
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  07/14/25
Not flame one of my white friends met his Chinese wife this ...
cream brethren theater stage
  07/14/25
the perfect program doesnt exi--
dashing maroon generalized bond
  07/14/25
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cream brethren theater stage
  07/15/25
How do you think it got the name?
fiercely-loyal sneaky criminal
  07/14/25
Gorgeous girl
chest-beating exciting feces nowag
  07/14/25
dude is 100% gay
Beta Effete Boltzmann Menage
  07/14/25
why is this article like 40,000 words long? is this some ha...
Beta Effete Boltzmann Menage
  07/14/25
She is cute. Good for them.
Cracking dark circlehead
  07/14/25
Man lives in Philippines. Man marries Taiwanese instead. S...
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  07/14/25
"She was working over at another counter,” Andrew...
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curious aggressive office pozpig
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Frozen bat shit crazy masturbator
  07/15/25
Still speaking broken Mandarin, Andrew asked Shallen if he c...
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  07/15/25
Your father grimacing as you nihao an azn 5
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"Or maybe he's wondering why you'd invite a tall white ...
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Imagine being on a fishing trip with your brother and he jus...
Twisted Base
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Why is the GOP protecting pedophiles? https://x.com/juddl...
Beady-eyed spot
  07/15/25
In the summer of 2015, two years after they first met in Yel...
Twisted Base
  07/15/25
Why is the GOP protecting pedophiles? https://x.com/juddl...
Beady-eyed spot
  07/15/25
She was making him wait until marriage and he was so horny f...
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  07/15/25
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curious aggressive office pozpig
  07/15/25
this is retarded. why is she running away?
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  07/16/25
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: lemon buck-toothed stain

https://www.cnn.com/travel/yellowstone-ice-cream-date-chance-encounters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49099844)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: mahogany stimulating step-uncle's house

he saw an asian 5.5 and immediately thought "i'm going to marry that girl" on first sight.

terminal case of debilitating yellow fever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49099846)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: Hairraiser volcanic crater

many such cases!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49099848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Provocative confused ratface hospital



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Mind-boggling hyperventilating hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49100206)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hideous piazza clown

asian 5.5 saw a beautiful kike and immediately thought, "DASSA HANSOM, I SHOW HIM MAH PUSSY RIPS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49100236)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: Talented house-broken whorehouse pistol

terminal case of yellow fever tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49100287)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: cream brethren theater stage

"For Andrew it was something akin to love at first sight. For Shallen, it wasn’t quite that. But it was a memorable first interaction — a tall, blond guy bouncing up to her with a grin on his face.

For a moment, Andrew and Shallen just stood there, smiling at each other. Not saying anything.

“Then I was like, ‘You got a boyfriend?’” recalls Andrew.

“He said this in Mandarin,” adds Shallen. “He was just straight out saying, ‘Do you have a boyfriend?’”

She shook her head and told him she was single.

Still speaking broken Mandarin, Andrew asked Shallen if he could take her out for dinner that night.

“And I go, ‘No,’ because we’re in the middle of nowhere, and dinner sounds so formal,” recalls Shallen. “I’m like, ‘This is weird.’”

But Shallen was intrigued by Andrew. “So I said, ‘Well, if you want to practice your Mandarin, we can grab ice cream,’” she recalls."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49099958)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: mahogany stimulating step-uncle's house

Their son will 100% be a spree shooter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49099966)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: stirring opaque dysfunction son of senegal

Never seen a more clear cut case than this before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49100365)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: comical dragon

Tall blonde guy bouncing up tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49100205)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: stirring opaque dysfunction son of senegal

FizzKidd drove deep into rural Colorado for a Tinder match who ghosted her just for a chance at this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49100368)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: transparent fantasy-prone mood business firm



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Multi-colored Sandwich

“ Andrew and Shallen welcomed their two children in 2017 and 2019. When their second child was born, they left Utah and moved to California.

Over time, Andrew also distanced himself from the Mormon religion he grew up with, before leaving the church altogether.

Moving to California allowed the couple to find a new community. “We’re in a very multicultural place, and so it’s better for both of us,” says Andrew.

“And better for our kids,” adds Shallen.”

Lmao, Mormons dunn here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49099964)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Cocky cerebral mad cow disease

Do whites who marry azns consider themselves "multiracial" families?

I guess I've never thought of it that way since marrying an azngirl is the most quintessentially White Dork thing you can do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49099980)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Multi-colored Sandwich

I hadn’t thought of it either actually. But I’m guessing yes, since “multiracial” is a cool thing now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49099985)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: lavender fighting immigrant

Except hapas get double pwned on affirmative action right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49102676)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Domesticated roast beef rigor

Yes they do so in a self-serving way go try and cop that DEI/AA advantage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49102675)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: lavender fighting immigrant

But white and Asian are the worst possible things to be in an AA scenario

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49102679)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 4:11 AM
Author: Cocky cerebral mad cow disease

I think aznness actually drags you downward from just Regular White Guy in the admissions ratrace.

In fairness to harvard et al., my understanding is that if they were forced to go to a pure meritocracy the school would immediately become more azn than hong kong. Which, if we're being totally, brutally real here, I think we can all acknowledge would both destroy H's prestige and erode the quality of the institution more generally, e.g., reduce the number of ultra-high performing grads (startup founders, inventors, cultural icons, etc.), make for a shittier intellectual environment, what have you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49105028)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:55 AM
Author: Titillating rebellious legend library

ROFL why is this newsworthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49099990)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: dashing maroon generalized bond

because you can tell how tight that pussy is just in the first pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49099991)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: Anal Sooty Ticket Booth

“We ended up speaking Tagalog with each other for a bit,” recalls Andrew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49100041)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Multi-colored Sandwich

I wish NPB were still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49100052)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: lemon buck-toothed stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49100057)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: cream brethren theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49100065)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: stirring opaque dysfunction son of senegal

That guy will never leave. He's cemented in place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49100372)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: lemon buck-toothed stain

nobody ever leaves. we all really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49100451)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: stirring opaque dysfunction son of senegal

I've been planning on quitting for ten years. Going to XO addiction meetings. There is hoap. But probably not hope in the traditional sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49100455)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Multi-colored Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49100677)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal sneaky criminal

Holy shit this thing is like War and Peace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49100062)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: stirring opaque dysfunction son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49100373)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: slimy trailer park fortuitous meteor

Why was a Taiwanese student working in Yellowstone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49100213)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: cream brethren theater stage

Not flame one of my white friends met his Chinese wife this EXACT same way. Via this program where chinks come over here to work in US national parks. Presumably the entire point of the program is to marry off Asian Pussy to White Cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49100222)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: dashing maroon generalized bond

the perfect program doesnt exi--

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49100445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: cream brethren theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49102609)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal sneaky criminal

How do you think it got the name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49100320)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting feces nowag

Gorgeous girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49100219)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Beta Effete Boltzmann Menage

dude is 100% gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49100237)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Beta Effete Boltzmann Menage

why is this article like 40,000 words long? is this some hand-picked CIA dork who they're trying to make famous like they did to Obama?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49100243)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Cracking dark circlehead

She is cute. Good for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49100281)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Concupiscible partner mad-dog skullcap

Man lives in Philippines. Man marries Taiwanese instead.

Story as old as time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49100285)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: Frozen bat shit crazy masturbator

"She was working over at another counter,” Andrew recalls. “So I went and bought chocolate milk"

incredible AMOG here holy shit. aznbros absolutely finished

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49102355)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Frozen bat shit crazy masturbator

https://media.cnn.com/api/v1/images/stellar/prod/wedding-photo.jpg?q=w_1160,c_fill/f_webp

hfs look at the green lines here

nothing in this article makes me think she likes him even a little

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49102358)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: curious aggressive office pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49102359)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: curious aggressive office pozpig

He's got a great scumbag look with the flatbill cap, chin goatee, and proleface.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49102362)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Frozen bat shit crazy masturbator

tight fitted dry fit griffey logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49102402)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Twisted Base

Still speaking broken Mandarin, Andrew asked Shallen if he could take her out for dinner that night tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49102427)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:41 AM
Author: Sable laser beams home

Your father grimacing as you nihao an azn 5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49102476)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Frozen bat shit crazy masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49102799)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: Twisted Base

"Or maybe he's wondering why you'd invite a tall white man for ice cream despite being lactose intolerant"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49102541)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Twisted Base

Imagine being on a fishing trip with your brother and he just ditches you for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49102550)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Beady-eyed spot

Why is the GOP protecting pedophiles?

https://x.com/juddlegum/status/1945115439995998711?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49102553)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Twisted Base

In the summer of 2015, two years after they first met in Yellowstone, Andrew and Shallen eloped in the hills above the Utah town where Andrew grew up.

“The ceremony itself was really small,” says Andrew. “My closest friends helped me carry up tables for food and blankets for people to sit on. I think we had like 20 people there in total.”

While it was a special day, there were mixed emotions at play. Shallen was saddened by her family’s absence. Andrew’s family wasn’t there either, but they wholeheartedly supported his decision to marry Shallen. Shallen, meanwhile, felt conscious she was breaking from her family’s expectations. She was unsure what her relationship with them would look like in the future.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49102557)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:10 AM
Author: Beady-eyed spot

Why is the GOP protecting pedophiles?

https://x.com/juddlegum/status/1945115439995998711?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49102584)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: curious aggressive office pozpig

She was making him wait until marriage and he was so horny for azn pussy he just carried her up into the hills and had his bros marry them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49102608)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Cracking dark circlehead

https://imgur.com/a/spMZdfx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49102990)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:54 AM
Author: curious aggressive office pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49102995)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: Titillating rebellious legend library

this is retarded. why is she running away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49105145)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:26 AM
Author: abnormal indecent school nibblets

Andrew had a bit of a flair for languages; he’d picked up Tagalog while living in the Philippines, and dabbled in Mandarin as part of a college language requirement tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49105184)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:52 AM
Author: mahogany stimulating step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49105221)