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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
Contagious pit milk
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
Frisky stage sound barrier
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
Rose halford
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
Frisky stage sound barrier
  07/14/25
100%
walnut indirect expression
  07/15/25
FAG
Beta lascivious institution becky
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
Milky Gas Station Boistinker
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
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Autistic vermilion stag film
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walnut indirect expression
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
Crystalline Galvanic Juggernaut Ratface
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
Contagious pit milk
  07/14/25
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bateful high-end goyim
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
Crystalline Galvanic Juggernaut Ratface
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
Contagious pit milk
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
Crystalline Galvanic Juggernaut Ratface
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
Contagious pit milk
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
Crystalline Galvanic Juggernaut Ratface
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shivering hospital
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
yellow filthpig
  07/15/25
Lol
Crystalline Galvanic Juggernaut Ratface
  07/15/25
jfc 180
Beta lascivious institution becky
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walnut indirect expression
  07/15/25
At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
zippy headpube
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
Autistic vermilion stag film
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
Frisky stage sound barrier
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Rose halford
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Crystalline Galvanic Juggernaut Ratface
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
Contagious pit milk
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
Frisky stage sound barrier
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
Contagious pit milk
  07/14/25
wut
Diverse rambunctious mad cow disease stead
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
Contagious pit milk
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
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passionate hall
  07/15/25
People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
Razzle-dazzle Field Psychic
  07/15/25
No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
sinister state knife
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Racy space round eye
  07/15/25
we all have brother
walnut indirect expression
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walnut indirect expression
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shivering hospital
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
navy jew
  07/14/25
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lime vivacious lettuce
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
Lemon 180 Boiling Water Dysfunction
  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
shivering hospital
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
Erotic frozen resort love of her life
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
Dashing Piazza
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
Hyperactive theater stage really tough guy
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
Misunderstood stubborn cumskin indian lodge
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
Flesh slippery giraffe main people
  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
Histrionic Prole
  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
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Beta lascivious institution becky
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Crystalline Galvanic Juggernaut Ratface
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walnut indirect expression
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
walnut indirect expression
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
Contagious pit milk
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Contagious pit milk

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Frisky stage sound barrier

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Rose halford

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Frisky stage sound barrier

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: walnut indirect expression

100%

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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Beta lascivious institution becky

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Milky Gas Station Boistinker

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: cerebral athletic conference liquid oxygen

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Autistic vermilion stag film



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: walnut indirect expression



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Crystalline Galvanic Juggernaut Ratface

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Contagious pit milk

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: bateful high-end goyim



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Crystalline Galvanic Juggernaut Ratface

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Contagious pit milk

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Crystalline Galvanic Juggernaut Ratface

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Contagious pit milk

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Crystalline Galvanic Juggernaut Ratface

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: shivering hospital



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: yellow filthpig

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Crystalline Galvanic Juggernaut Ratface

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Beta lascivious institution becky

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: walnut indirect expression



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: zippy headpube

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Autistic vermilion stag film

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Frisky stage sound barrier

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Rose halford



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Crystalline Galvanic Juggernaut Ratface



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Contagious pit milk

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Frisky stage sound barrier

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Contagious pit milk

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Diverse rambunctious mad cow disease stead

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Contagious pit milk

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Sooty weed whacker

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: shivering hospital



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Federal house



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: sinister state knife



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: wonderful queen of the night yarmulke



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: passionate hall



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Field Psychic

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: sinister state knife

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Milky Gas Station Boistinker



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Racy space round eye



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: bateful high-end goyim



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: cocky gay boltzmann



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Crystalline Galvanic Juggernaut Ratface



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Unholy Concupiscible Cruise Ship



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Amethyst gaping



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Racy space round eye



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: walnut indirect expression

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: walnut indirect expression



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: shivering hospital



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: navy jew

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: lime vivacious lettuce



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Lemon 180 Boiling Water Dysfunction

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: shivering hospital

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Erotic frozen resort love of her life

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Dashing Piazza

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Hyperactive theater stage really tough guy

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Misunderstood stubborn cumskin indian lodge

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Flesh slippery giraffe main people

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Histrionic Prole

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: yellow filthpig

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: spectacular white dog poop



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Beta lascivious institution becky



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Crystalline Galvanic Juggernaut Ratface



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: walnut indirect expression



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: walnut indirect expression

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Contagious pit milk

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104451)