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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
provocative snowy abode
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
Brilliant community account
  04/05/26
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Excitant sepia lay
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
provocative snowy abode
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
provocative snowy abode
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
Brilliant community account
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
Hello, World!
  04/05/26
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  04/05/26
Lol
electric associate church building
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
Poppy karate
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
provocative snowy abode
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
Poppy karate
  04/05/26
...
Brilliant community account
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
Puce marvelous idea he suggested casino
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
Excitant sepia lay
  04/05/26
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  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
big-titted charismatic yarmulke parlour
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
Low-t laughsome gaping
  04/05/26
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Sick stirring striped hyena
  04/05/26
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Motley hilarious rigor headpube
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
Lemon stage
  04/05/26
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Violet giraffe
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
provocative snowy abode
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
Lemon stage
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
Transparent beady-eyed parlor patrolman
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
Balding Kitchen Skinny Woman
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
chest-beating hell
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
Slap-happy house trump supporter
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
;::;:;;::;;;;;::::
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
Citrine legend
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
Balding Kitchen Skinny Woman
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
Slap-happy house trump supporter
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
Citrine legend
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
Sick stirring striped hyena
  04/05/26
...
Brilliant community account
  04/05/26
...
disgusting alcoholic space juggernaut
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
Transparent beady-eyed parlor patrolman
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
Citrine legend
  04/05/26
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Tripping cream boiling water
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
Tripping cream boiling water
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
spruce coiffed mother
  04/05/26
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Candy Ride
  04/05/26
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Hello, World!
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
passionate faggotry hairy legs
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
provocative snowy abode
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
Transparent beady-eyed parlor patrolman
  04/05/26
...
Citrine legend
  04/05/26
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Trust If Aryan
  04/06/26
Pls respond
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Hello, World!
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: provocative snowy abode

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: Brilliant community account

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Excitant sepia lay



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: provocative snowy abode

No, Birdshit

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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: provocative snowy abode

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Brilliant community account

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Hello, World!

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: electric associate church building

Lol

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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Poppy karate

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: provocative snowy abode

imagine if kamala said this

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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Poppy karate

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: Brilliant community account



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Puce marvelous idea he suggested casino

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: Excitant sepia lay

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: ,,,,....,..,...,....,.



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: big-titted charismatic yarmulke parlour

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Low-t laughsome gaping

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Sick stirring striped hyena



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: Motley hilarious rigor headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: Lemon stage

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Violet giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: provocative snowy abode

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Lemon stage

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Transparent beady-eyed parlor patrolman

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Balding Kitchen Skinny Woman

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: chest-beating hell

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Slap-happy house trump supporter

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Citrine legend

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Balding Kitchen Skinny Woman

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Slap-happy house trump supporter

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Citrine legend

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Sick stirring striped hyena

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Brilliant community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: disgusting alcoholic space juggernaut



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: Transparent beady-eyed parlor patrolman

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Citrine legend

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Tripping cream boiling water



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: Tripping cream boiling water

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: spruce coiffed mother

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Candy Ride



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Hello, World!



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: passionate faggotry hairy legs

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: provocative snowy abode

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Transparent beady-eyed parlor patrolman

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Citrine legend



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Pls respond

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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Hello, World!

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49812165)