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GFs dogs anal glands leaked in my house. Smells like absolute death

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. ...
exhilarant crimson home
  08/09/18
Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this...
nofapping background story
  08/09/18
Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poas...
maroon disturbing station telephone
  08/09/18
We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s an...
exhilarant crimson home
  08/09/18
Could be a diet-related thing My sister switched her dogs...
nighttime lake volcanic crater lay
  08/09/18
Wtf man. And that smell, ugh
exhilarant crimson home
  08/09/18
I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bi...
nighttime lake volcanic crater lay
  08/09/18
It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk s...
exhilarant crimson home
  08/09/18
OK, definitely never experienced anything like that The d...
nighttime lake volcanic crater lay
  08/09/18
Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus do...
filthy school
  08/09/18
Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparentl...
maroon disturbing station telephone
  08/09/18
Dachshund
exhilarant crimson home
  08/09/18
you know what to do...
maroon disturbing station telephone
  08/09/18
i love dogs, but never again am i owning one. all the const...
Soul-stirring goyim
  08/09/18
I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big...
exhilarant crimson home
  08/09/18
Same.
vengeful cruise ship community account
  08/09/18
Sad to not have a dog friend though
Flesh national
  08/09/18
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fighting stage depressive
  08/09/18
what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?
Floppy fortuitous meteor garrison
  08/09/18
Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed ...
exhilarant crimson home
  08/09/18
holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that hap...
Floppy fortuitous meteor garrison
  08/09/18
animals belong OUTSIDE the house
maize abode weed whacker
  08/09/18
this LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. &q...
swashbuckling site
  08/09/18
most asian poast I've ever read jfc
fighting stage depressive
  08/09/18
"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served ...
electric resort double fault
  08/09/18
...
Concupiscible ivory brunch
  08/09/18
Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!
Ocher tanning salon
  08/09/18
stfu gook
Blathering marvelous plaza
  08/09/18
...
Concupiscible ivory brunch
  08/09/18
Cr
Comical misanthropic deer antler
  08/09/18
You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon i...
Ocher tanning salon
  08/09/18
Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.
Mustard excitant senate
  08/09/18
XO becoming more and more prole every day.
vengeful cruise ship community account
  08/09/18
SUMMON: jjj
razzle rusted stage
  08/09/18
dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. ...
Provocative electric furnace point
  08/09/18
why didn't the dog eat it?
henna state yarmulke
  08/09/18
The dog needs more fiber
Fiercely-loyal Dull Principal's Office
  08/09/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk
Haunting Blue Theater Toaster
  08/09/18
Sick
exhilarant crimson home
  08/09/18
She's blaming the dog, dude
Clear business firm mediation
  08/09/18
...
aromatic jew
  08/09/18
TI, OC, TCR
Bright Regret Mad Cow Disease
  08/09/18
Absolutely Devastating.
Mustard excitant senate
  08/09/18
...
Outnumbered Boltzmann Library
  08/09/18
...
bistre sexy hall queen of the night
  08/09/18
...
Mildly autistic water buffalo place of business
  03/15/25
...
self-satisfied and socially compliant
  11/20/25
fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes...
azure address black woman
  08/09/18
...
charismatic bawdyhouse messiness
  08/09/18
They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a hol...
Ocher tanning salon
  08/09/18
interesting
bistre sexy hall queen of the night
  08/09/18
dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY ...
exhilarant crimson home
  08/09/18
Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. A...
Milky Field Clown
  08/09/18
Missed the dog part in thread title on first read
electric resort double fault
  03/15/25
birdshit problems
Roblox
  11/20/25


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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: exhilarant crimson home

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. Wtf bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583449)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: nofapping background story

Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this issue. If so, don't buy.

If you get a dog and it has this problem. Kill it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36588682)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: maroon disturbing station telephone

Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poasted it

Was ready to kill the dogs on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583452)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: exhilarant crimson home

We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s anal gland. Apparently it’s like two pimples on either side of it’s asshole that you press and the gland stuff comes out. It’s foul as fuck. Do all little dogs do this? Normally the dog smells fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583461)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: nighttime lake volcanic crater lay

Could be a diet-related thing

My sister switched her dogs food (to something that I think was supposed to be a bit more oriented to older dogs) and all of a sudden it had these insanely swollen (maybe infected?) anal glands

She switched it back to it's regular food and it's been fine since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583470)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: exhilarant crimson home

Wtf man.

And that smell, ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583478)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: nighttime lake volcanic crater lay

I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bit more solid in order for it to regularly let those glands 'express' with ordinary defecation

I've heard that the smell of those glands is bad but I don't think I've experienced it myself. I saw the dog while it was having problems and it was super gross to see, but the smell wasn't appreciably worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583508)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: exhilarant crimson home

It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk spray when up close imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583537)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: nighttime lake volcanic crater lay

OK, definitely never experienced anything like that

The dogs' glands were really fucked up though. It resembled a prolapse & couldn't stop licking itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583555)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: filthy school

Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus doodikoff!???!!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36585409)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: maroon disturbing station telephone

Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparently

I only fuck with large breeds and never knew about this shit until I saw it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583474)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: exhilarant crimson home

Dachshund

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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: maroon disturbing station telephone

you know what to do...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583485)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: Soul-stirring goyim

i love dogs, but never again am i owning one.

all the constant dealings with SHIT are just too much. i don't need this much literal SHIT in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583458)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: exhilarant crimson home

I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big. None of them had this problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583465)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: vengeful cruise ship community account

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36588692)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Flesh national

Sad to not have a dog friend though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583484)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: fighting stage depressive



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: Floppy fortuitous meteor garrison

what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583502)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: exhilarant crimson home

Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed to secrete when they shit, but sometimes get clogged up and get engorged and you have to squeeze them like a zit

https://www.dummies.com/pets/dogs/how-to-empty-your-dogs-anal-sacs/

Again, never seen this living with Golden’s, labs, spaniels, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583533)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Floppy fortuitous meteor garrison

holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583535)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: maize abode weed whacker

animals belong OUTSIDE the house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583516)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: swashbuckling site

this

LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. "oh this NEVER happens, just a one-off thing."

this is what you get for sharing your house with a disgusting animal

PS your friends thought your house reeked of animal even before this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583540)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: fighting stage depressive

most asian poast I've ever read jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36584265)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: electric resort double fault

"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served for dinner."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36585375)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Concupiscible ivory brunch



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: Ocher tanning salon

Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36585347)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: Blathering marvelous plaza

stfu gook

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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Concupiscible ivory brunch



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Comical misanthropic deer antler

Cr

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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Ocher tanning salon

You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon it will be illegal to prohibit them in the US from restaurants, planes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36585342)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Mustard excitant senate

Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36585361)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: vengeful cruise ship community account

XO becoming more and more prole every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36588699)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: razzle rusted stage

SUMMON: jjj

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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Provocative electric furnace point

dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. you're not supposed to do that in your house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583539)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: henna state yarmulke

why didn't the dog eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583553)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Dull Principal's Office

The dog needs more fiber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583569)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: Haunting Blue Theater Toaster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk

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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: exhilarant crimson home

Sick

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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: Clear business firm mediation

She's blaming the dog, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36584374)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: aromatic jew



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Bright Regret Mad Cow Disease

TI, OC, TCR

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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Mustard excitant senate

Absolutely Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36585356)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Outnumbered Boltzmann Library



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: bistre sexy hall queen of the night



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Mildly autistic water buffalo place of business



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: self-satisfied and socially compliant



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: azure address black woman

fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes, ANAL GLANDS "expressing"? LOL JUST LOL

jesus christ petcucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36584378)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: charismatic bawdyhouse messiness



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Ocher tanning salon

They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a holdover from the common ancestor of dogs and skunks. The smell is NBD get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36585338)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: bistre sexy hall queen of the night

interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36585385)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: exhilarant crimson home

dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY worse than a skunk. It was like rotten fish mixed with shit, extremely pungent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36585386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Milky Field Clown

Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. Also, get high quality dog food. It makes for more solid stool that ensure the glands release the shit when they shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36588675)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: electric resort double fault

Missed the dog part in thread title on first read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#48749719)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Roblox

birdshit problems

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