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Most annoying thing about RIFs

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use t...
Concupiscible lodge mood
  06/30/25
The other thing is that many people assume that if only they...
Khaki sickened generalized bond
  06/30/25
100%
Concupiscible lodge mood
  06/30/25
By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly dep...
Khaki sickened generalized bond
  06/30/25
For me it was when they were going to announce the success o...
tantric pink kitty
  06/30/25
same here. his is my... 15th one?
Concupiscible lodge mood
  06/30/25
cr
mind-boggling stag film
  06/30/25
many whites saying this
Soul-stirring Nursing Home Jewess
  06/30/25
In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and...
Diverse Doctorate
  06/30/25
(George Clooney)
floppy garnet market
  06/30/25
...
Diverse Doctorate
  06/30/25
Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.
dashing bat shit crazy black woman school
  06/30/25
?
Concupiscible lodge mood
  06/30/25
LMAO
mind-boggling stag film
  06/30/25
🧐
provocative insanely creepy location sandwich
  06/30/25
80% of employees are worthless at best. also, lol at this ...
Racy son of senegal
  06/30/25
TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime le...
sticky field
  06/30/25
link?
Concupiscible lodge mood
  06/30/25
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&...
Racy son of senegal
  06/30/25
nonresponsive
Concupiscible lodge mood
  06/30/25
It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings wi...
mind-boggling stag film
  06/30/25
The the justification to employees is that we need to rights...
Concupiscible lodge mood
  06/30/25
Go back to your home country then
comical turquoise brunch
  06/30/25
OP is a white guy Although I think he's an honorary Thai...
supple poppy abode
  06/30/25
thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore
Concupiscible lodge mood
  06/30/25
youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assem...
supple poppy abode
  06/30/25
I got 3 kids now. All with the wife. I would go back to ...
Concupiscible lodge mood
  06/30/25
have you given up your pussy mongering days?
supple poppy abode
  06/30/25
yes
Concupiscible lodge mood
  06/30/25
good for you. what led to the change? youre not even int...
supple poppy abode
  07/01/25
i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had ...
Concupiscible lodge mood
  07/01/25
Are you an HR Man
comical turquoise brunch
  06/30/25
no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just g...
Concupiscible lodge mood
  06/30/25
Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?
floppy garnet market
  06/30/25
yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?
Concupiscible lodge mood
  06/30/25
=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))
floppy garnet market
  06/30/25
B46*
Concupiscible lodge mood
  06/30/25
Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at
floppy garnet market
  06/30/25
actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you chang...
Concupiscible lodge mood
  06/30/25
(guy who def went to law school)
confused lay
  06/30/25
That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. ...
floppy garnet market
  06/30/25
the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag ...
confused lay
  06/30/25
how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs i...
Concupiscible lodge mood
  06/30/25
you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have...
confused lay
  06/30/25
jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its ...
Concupiscible lodge mood
  06/30/25
paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to h...
comical turquoise brunch
  06/30/25
tcr
Khaki sickened generalized bond
  06/30/25
Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's ...
Diverse Doctorate
  06/30/25
Setstein, do you know who talks like that?
Khaki sickened generalized bond
  06/30/25
Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would...
effete gay wizard
  06/30/25
Nahgunawerkhearaneemor
floppy garnet market
  06/30/25
this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl
provocative insanely creepy location sandwich
  06/30/25
😏
comical turquoise brunch
  06/30/25
I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this...
Khaki sickened generalized bond
  06/30/25
*farts cum*
indigo orchestra pit
  06/30/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Concupiscible lodge mood

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use these people to move the process along.

Also they get zero warning and one day are done and maybe get 1 more paycheck as severance for signing a waiver.

lol @ corporate bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060671)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Khaki sickened generalized bond

The other thing is that many people assume that if only they did whatever (some stupid conference or managed some project better) that they would have survived the RIF. In most cases there's a cost savings target and they just go down an org chart. Sometimes entire groups get cut and the work gets sent to a BPO vendor in India. In most cases nothing these people did or didn't do mattered at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060683)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Concupiscible lodge mood

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060693)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Khaki sickened generalized bond

By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly depressing. I basically went from "omg, free market capitalism is the best thing ever" to "Euro style employment laws are probably tcr and this absolutely shouldn't be allowed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060742)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: tantric pink kitty

For me it was when they were going to announce the success of a big project and then a regional VP told the corporate communications ppl to tone it down so people wouldn't expect bonuses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Concupiscible lodge mood

same here. his is my... 15th one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060778)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: mind-boggling stag film

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060873)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Nursing Home Jewess

many whites saying this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060993)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Diverse Doctorate

In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and they can leave "blamelessly". You're often doing them a favor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060748)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: floppy garnet market

(George Clooney)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060891)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Diverse Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49061185)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: dashing bat shit crazy black woman school

Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060754)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Concupiscible lodge mood

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060780)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: mind-boggling stag film

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060874)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: provocative insanely creepy location sandwich

🧐

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49061321)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Racy son of senegal

80% of employees are worthless at best.

also, lol at this sad humblebrag poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: sticky field

TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime lender in ARE country makes him a captain of industry big shot, it’s lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060793)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Concupiscible lodge mood

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060871)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Racy son of senegal

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060940)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Concupiscible lodge mood

nonresponsive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060965)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: mind-boggling stag film

It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings with execs, there isn't a shred of humanity in the room. Everyone outside of their immediate purview is just a number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060881)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Concupiscible lodge mood

The the justification to employees is that we need to rightsize the company in order to get the "financials in order for stability." But its 100% about hitting certain EBITDA targets for the PE firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060887)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: comical turquoise brunch

Go back to your home country then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060900)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: supple poppy abode

OP is a white guy

Although I think he's an honorary Thai at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060948)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Concupiscible lodge mood

thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060967)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: supple poppy abode

youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assembling a baby momma Harem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060988)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Concupiscible lodge mood

I got 3 kids now. All with the wife.

I would go back to TH for vacation or retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060990)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: supple poppy abode

have you given up your pussy mongering days?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49061931)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Concupiscible lodge mood

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49062159)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: supple poppy abode

good for you. what led to the change?

youre not even into swinging or whatever, thats a big scene here in the States

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49062758)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Concupiscible lodge mood

i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had the time with 3 kids under age 5 and when my wife was pregnant, i didnt want to fuck others and fuck her for health reasons.

i am hoping i can get back into a lil bit of fun in the next year or so but no rush. hanging out with my kids is #1 for me



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49062768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: comical turquoise brunch

Are you an HR Man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060898)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Concupiscible lodge mood

no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just gets the docs ready and makes a nice message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060911)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: floppy garnet market

Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060915)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Concupiscible lodge mood

yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060917)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: floppy garnet market

=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060928)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Concupiscible lodge mood

B46*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060944)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: floppy garnet market

Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060949)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Concupiscible lodge mood

actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you change things to exclude in the sumif rather than subtract from it.

subtraction is TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060951)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: confused lay

(guy who def went to law school)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060962)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: floppy garnet market

That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. I'm a liberal artist BTW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49061273)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: confused lay

the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag about being on the clooney side of the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060957)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Concupiscible lodge mood

how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs is high up? jfc this is the lowest/dumbest part of my job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060963)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: confused lay

you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have to get in knife fights with our TDS board and in some cases discuss with congress to get them to stop being fuckheads about this stuff. end off the day fuckheads will be fuckheads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060975)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Concupiscible lodge mood

jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its actually an embarrassing part of my job.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060976)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: comical turquoise brunch

paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to his home country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49061014)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: Khaki sickened generalized bond

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49062047)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Diverse Doctorate

Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's all shit. RIF them all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49061189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: Khaki sickened generalized bond

Setstein, do you know who talks like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49062048)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: effete gay wizard

Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would benefit from a job rotation. All of the direct managers were nodding. And then the VP said rotate outside the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49061209)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: floppy garnet market

Nahgunawerkhearaneemor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49061315)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: provocative insanely creepy location sandwich

this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49061324)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: comical turquoise brunch

😏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49061397)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:34 PM
Author: Khaki sickened generalized bond

I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49061583)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: indigo orchestra pit

*farts cum*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49061936)