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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
Impressive titillating whorehouse weed whacker
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
shimmering kitchen black woman
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
cyan hyperventilating turdskin
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
bearded church
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Bateful canary main people kitty
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
Impressive titillating whorehouse weed whacker
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Bateful canary main people kitty
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
bearded church
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Bateful canary main people kitty
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
bearded church
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Bateful canary main people kitty
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
bearded church
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Bateful canary main people kitty
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
Impressive titillating whorehouse weed whacker
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Bateful canary main people kitty
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
bearded church
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Bateful canary main people kitty
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
Trip private investor
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Bateful canary main people kitty
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
Trip private investor
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Bateful canary main people kitty
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Brilliant headpube
  04/08/25
that's rude
Bateful canary main people kitty
  04/08/25
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Impressive titillating whorehouse weed whacker
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
tan cowardly new version
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
bearded church
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
hairless heady gas station prole
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Bateful canary main people kitty
  04/08/25
...
Impressive titillating whorehouse weed whacker
  04/08/25
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Bateful canary main people kitty
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
Impressive titillating whorehouse weed whacker
  04/09/25
...
Impressive titillating whorehouse weed whacker
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
odious friendly grandma really tough guy
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
sepia university cuckold
  04/09/25
Ty
Bateful canary main people kitty
  04/09/25
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topaz therapy house
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Soul-stirring domesticated set old irish cottage
  04/09/25
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Bateful canary main people kitty
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
sinister corn cake garrison
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Bateful canary main people kitty
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Bateful canary main people kitty
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
Jade excitant shitlib
  05/02/25
...
Bateful canary main people kitty
  05/12/25
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Bateful canary main people kitty
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Bateful canary main people kitty
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
sepia university cuckold
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Bateful canary main people kitty
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
Trip private investor
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Bateful canary main people kitty
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
Trip private investor
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
hateful queen of the night
  06/03/25
...
Bateful canary main people kitty
  06/26/25
OP?
Bateful canary main people kitty
  06/27/25
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Bateful canary main people kitty
  07/09/25
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Bateful canary main people kitty
  07/31/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Impressive titillating whorehouse weed whacker

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: shimmering kitchen black woman

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: cyan hyperventilating turdskin

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: bearded church

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Bateful canary main people kitty

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Impressive titillating whorehouse weed whacker

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Bateful canary main people kitty

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: bearded church

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Bateful canary main people kitty

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: bearded church

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Bateful canary main people kitty

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: bearded church

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Bateful canary main people kitty

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Impressive titillating whorehouse weed whacker

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Bateful canary main people kitty

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: bearded church

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Bateful canary main people kitty

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Trip private investor

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Bateful canary main people kitty

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Trip private investor

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Bateful canary main people kitty

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Brilliant headpube

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Bateful canary main people kitty

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Impressive titillating whorehouse weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: tan cowardly new version

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: bearded church

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: hairless heady gas station prole

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Bateful canary main people kitty

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Impressive titillating whorehouse weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Bateful canary main people kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Impressive titillating whorehouse weed whacker

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Impressive titillating whorehouse weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: odious friendly grandma really tough guy

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: sepia university cuckold

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Bateful canary main people kitty

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: topaz therapy house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Soul-stirring domesticated set old irish cottage

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Bateful canary main people kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: sinister corn cake garrison

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Bateful canary main people kitty

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Bateful canary main people kitty

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Jade excitant shitlib

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Bateful canary main people kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Bateful canary main people kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Bateful canary main people kitty

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: sepia university cuckold

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Bateful canary main people kitty

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Trip private investor

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Bateful canary main people kitty

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Trip private investor

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: hateful queen of the night

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Bateful canary main people kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Bateful canary main people kitty

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Bateful canary main people kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Bateful canary main people kitty



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