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pale water buffalo puppy
  05/29/13
the only difference btw prole dad and educated dad is that t...
Insanely creepy razzmatazz masturbator new version
  05/29/13
twist: the buns are a month past expiration
Cracking metal rehab
  05/29/13
prole dad cutting up a hot dog into a can of pork n beans
Underhanded floppy private investor hell
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They already have that in stores, it's called Beanie Weenie.
Titillating Old Irish Cottage
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Razzle-dazzle zombie-like associate twinkling uncleanness
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prole dad using small piece of duct tape to fix the hinge of...
chartreuse field
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prole dad wrapping your friend's birthday present in newspap...
chartreuse field
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pale water buffalo puppy
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prole dad washing his hands with dish soap b/c your brother ...
chartreuse field
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prole dad wearing tighty-greyies while making you breakfast
chartreuse field
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prole dad making ramen and meatballs
chartreuse field
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prole dad blaring the speakers on the new HDTV during toby k...
self-absorbed orchestra pit round eye
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pale water buffalo puppy
  05/29/13
prole dad waking you up for school by positioning 1970s ster...
self-absorbed orchestra pit round eye
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pale water buffalo puppy
  05/29/13
I loled but I think prole dad is more mundane and entertaini...
appetizing kitchen half-breed
  05/29/13
i don't understand this sentence, but i am just relating IRL...
self-absorbed orchestra pit round eye
  05/29/13
lol 180 thread
Purple effete giraffe
  05/29/13
prole dad seriously loling at "do what you need with he...
self-absorbed orchestra pit round eye
  05/29/13
prole dad telling you to stick your hand down into the garba...
self-absorbed orchestra pit round eye
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prole dad remarking, "i'm tellin' you, you wanna lose w...
self-absorbed orchestra pit round eye
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prole dad calling you up and telling you your aunt is dying ...
self-absorbed orchestra pit round eye
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pale water buffalo puppy
  05/29/13
prole dad making viciously racist joke, then laughing, then ...
self-absorbed orchestra pit round eye
  05/29/13
prole dad handing you a non-enveloped personal check for you...
soul-stirring copper shrine pocket flask
  05/29/13
prole dad giving you and the dog a bath with the hose
heady meetinghouse
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self-absorbed orchestra pit round eye
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prole dad failing to get zoning variance for a new overhang ...
self-absorbed orchestra pit round eye
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prole dads killing two birds with one stone and picking up d...
heady meetinghouse
  05/29/13
prole dad killing perch, walleye, and trout by grabbing them...
self-absorbed orchestra pit round eye
  05/29/13
prole dad buying you premium bologna for your school sandwic...
chartreuse field
  05/29/13
prole dad dying in world 1-1 in mario brothers over and over...
self-absorbed orchestra pit round eye
  05/29/13
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pale water buffalo puppy
  05/29/13
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appetizing kitchen half-breed
  05/29/13
prole dad playing mercy with you up until you're 20 or so, t...
self-absorbed orchestra pit round eye
  05/29/13
prole dad hearing mom fart in the other room, singing "...
self-absorbed orchestra pit round eye
  05/29/13
prole dad making clumsy double entendres in front of you tha...
chartreuse field
  05/29/13
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Aromatic jew home
  05/29/13
prole dad having you hold a metal pole in the middle of the ...
heady meetinghouse
  05/29/13
prole dad LJLing at the idea of black quarterbacks at the pr...
self-absorbed orchestra pit round eye
  05/29/13
prole dad's brother MAF that 'that nigger bitch made me spil...
self-absorbed orchestra pit round eye
  05/29/13
prole dad visiting you in MFH, asking if there are any of 't...
self-absorbed orchestra pit round eye
  05/29/13
prole dad watching you play NFL2k1 on dreamcast: "wow, ...
pale water buffalo puppy
  05/29/13
while I should have expected the virulently racist prole dad...
Underhanded floppy private investor hell
  05/29/13
you are an insanely insufferable assfaggot
glittery umber church building preventive strike
  05/30/13
Prole dad generally sounds 180, which means AT LEAST HE'S AR...
white useless theatre
  05/29/13
Prole dad in town for ur college graduation "Sorry ...
pale water buffalo puppy
  05/29/13
You all need to look up the Pittsburgh Dad youtube series. ...
appetizing kitchen half-breed
  05/29/13
there's nothing new under the sun faggot
pale water buffalo puppy
  05/29/13
You shut up faggot. Also 3/4 of these are really dumb.
appetizing kitchen half-breed
  05/29/13
everything on this board is aped from something somewhere el...
pale water buffalo puppy
  05/29/13
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self-absorbed orchestra pit round eye
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Prole dad picking you up from school in his truck and you ha...
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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: pale water buffalo puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290700)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:09 AM
Author: Insanely creepy razzmatazz masturbator new version

the only difference btw prole dad and educated dad is that the latter would have to sleep on the couch for a week when mommy found out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290702)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:10 AM
Author: Cracking metal rehab

twist: the buns are a month past expiration

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290704)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Underhanded floppy private investor hell

prole dad cutting up a hot dog into a can of pork n beans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290709)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:39 AM
Author: Titillating Old Irish Cottage

They already have that in stores, it's called Beanie Weenie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290835)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:15 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle zombie-like associate twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290723)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:15 AM
Author: chartreuse field

prole dad using small piece of duct tape to fix the hinge of your glasses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290724)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:16 AM
Author: chartreuse field

prole dad wrapping your friend's birthday present in newspaper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290728)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: pale water buffalo puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290895)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:17 AM
Author: chartreuse field

prole dad washing his hands with dish soap b/c your brother is still in the bathroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290734)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:18 AM
Author: chartreuse field

prole dad wearing tighty-greyies while making you breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290737)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:29 AM
Author: chartreuse field

prole dad making ramen and meatballs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290780)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:29 AM
Author: self-absorbed orchestra pit round eye

prole dad blaring the speakers on the new HDTV during toby keith live special on CMT, and remarking, "freakin' awesome, huh?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290782)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: pale water buffalo puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290896)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:30 AM
Author: self-absorbed orchestra pit round eye

prole dad waking you up for school by positioning 1970s stereo speakers in front of your door and blasting brooks and dunn's "my maria" from sony cd walkman hooked up to vinyl-paneled receiver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290790)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: pale water buffalo puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290900)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:54 AM
Author: appetizing kitchen half-breed

I loled but I think prole dad is more mundane and entertaining because he is so mediocre. This is off character.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290914)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 11:00 AM
Author: self-absorbed orchestra pit round eye

i don't understand this sentence, but i am just relating IRL stories of my own prole dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290962)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Purple effete giraffe

lol 180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290793)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: self-absorbed orchestra pit round eye

prole dad seriously loling at "do what you need with her and then broom her quick" line in spiderman, repeating it re: every new girlfriend for the next decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290795)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:33 AM
Author: self-absorbed orchestra pit round eye

prole dad telling you to stick your hand down into the garbage disposal to get "whatever's clankin' down there" because "your hands are smaller than mine, like a girl's"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290802)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:33 AM
Author: self-absorbed orchestra pit round eye

prole dad remarking, "i'm tellin' you, you wanna lose weight? get on a bike. look at pro cyclists"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290807)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:34 AM
Author: self-absorbed orchestra pit round eye

prole dad calling you up and telling you your aunt is dying by beginning, "so, guess who's got cancer?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290813)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: pale water buffalo puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290903)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: self-absorbed orchestra pit round eye

prole dad making viciously racist joke, then laughing, then shooting you a serious look as if to say, "i'm not really joking"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290822)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: soul-stirring copper shrine pocket flask

prole dad handing you a non-enveloped personal check for your christmas present

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290823)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: heady meetinghouse

prole dad giving you and the dog a bath with the hose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290829)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: self-absorbed orchestra pit round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290832)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:37 AM
Author: self-absorbed orchestra pit round eye

prole dad failing to get zoning variance for a new overhang on garage and getting fined for it by the township, and calling you up to say "i really thought they wouldn't find it if it was in back of the garage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290824)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: heady meetinghouse

prole dads killing two birds with one stone and picking up dinner at the bait shop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290831)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:39 AM
Author: self-absorbed orchestra pit round eye

prole dad killing perch, walleye, and trout by grabbing them by the tail and slamming their heads against the side of the boat, but refusing to eat sushi because "i'm not an animal"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290838)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:39 AM
Author: chartreuse field

prole dad buying you premium bologna for your school sandwiches with his christmas bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290837)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:41 AM
Author: self-absorbed orchestra pit round eye

prole dad dying in world 1-1 in mario brothers over and over because 'the little dragon keeps eating me'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290842)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: pale water buffalo puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290893)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:56 AM
Author: appetizing kitchen half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290928)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:42 AM
Author: self-absorbed orchestra pit round eye

prole dad playing mercy with you up until you're 20 or so, then refusing by saying "haven't i beat you enough?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290847)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:43 AM
Author: self-absorbed orchestra pit round eye

prole dad hearing mom fart in the other room, singing "there she is, miss americaaaa"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290849)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: chartreuse field

prole dad making clumsy double entendres in front of you that you're not meant to understand but that you easily figure out when you're 9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290858)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 11:14 AM
Author: Aromatic jew home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23291046)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:46 AM
Author: heady meetinghouse

prole dad having you hold a metal pole in the middle of the yard at the beginning of the storm to "see if there's gun be lightnang"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290859)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: self-absorbed orchestra pit round eye

prole dad LJLing at the idea of black quarterbacks at the pro level. 'i mean, you still need a brain at the pro level, yanno'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290890)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: self-absorbed orchestra pit round eye

prole dad's brother MAF that 'that nigger bitch made me spill my beer' when he got rear-ended. prole dad laughs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290899)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: self-absorbed orchestra pit round eye

prole dad visiting you in MFH, asking if there are any of 'those 50s diners' to eat dinner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290907)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:53 AM
Author: pale water buffalo puppy

prole dad watching you play NFL2k1 on dreamcast: "wow, I can't believe those graphics. it looks like a real game!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290911)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:54 AM
Author: Underhanded floppy private investor hell

while I should have expected the virulently racist prole dad espoused ITT, i thought the thread was a little more about the kid coped when mom was not around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290915)



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Date: May 30th, 2013 7:18 PM
Author: glittery umber church building preventive strike

you are an insanely insufferable assfaggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23300377)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: white useless theatre

Prole dad generally sounds 180, which means AT LEAST HE'S AROUND, FEEDING AND TALKING AND CARING FOR YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290920)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:57 AM
Author: pale water buffalo puppy

Prole dad in town for ur college graduation

"Sorry dad, I should have made a reservation. We probably won't be able to get a table anywhere"

"Is there a Buffalo Wild Wing around here? I'm fine with that."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290937)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:57 AM
Author: appetizing kitchen half-breed

You all need to look up the Pittsburgh Dad youtube series. This schtick has basically already been done.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290943)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:59 AM
Author: pale water buffalo puppy

there's nothing new under the sun faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290950)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 11:00 AM
Author: appetizing kitchen half-breed

You shut up faggot. Also 3/4 of these are really dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290961)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 11:04 AM
Author: pale water buffalo puppy

everything on this board is aped from something somewhere else on the internet we don't need people like you shitting up every thread stating the obvious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23290981)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: self-absorbed orchestra pit round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23292735)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 4:03 PM
Author: Opaque greedy personal credit line

Prole dad picking you up from school in his truck and you have to use a wrench to open the passenger door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23292759)



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Date: May 30th, 2013 7:07 PM
Author: ivory travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#23300319)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2).#49925843)