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My foot is screaming with pain. Cannot sleep. Cannot think about anything else.

I have zero quality of life. I can hardly walk. I can’...
hairraiser federal weed whacker
  09/26/25
collect Labubus
flesh station
  09/26/25
Collecting things is ridiculous. I assume the acquisition of...
hairraiser federal weed whacker
  09/26/25
Gout?
heady seedy prole
  09/26/25
It has to be. All symptoms match up. Flare was triggered bec...
hairraiser federal weed whacker
  09/26/25
The longest walk you went on was to the fridge and pantry fo...
slippery address halford
  09/26/25
I deserve a lot of abuse and ridicule. I say that up front b...
hairraiser federal weed whacker
  09/26/25
I don't even understand how you're a lawyer. You clearly hav...
slippery address halford
  09/26/25
I have learned that the pain isn’t worth it.
hairraiser federal weed whacker
  09/26/25
Not going to pull teeth on this. It's for your benefit and n...
slippery address halford
  09/26/25
"Flare was triggered because I went for a long walk on ...
spectacular sexy wrinkle
  09/26/25
I told you it was gout at least a year ago and you argued wi...
Bearded jewess
  09/26/25
tough luck, fatso
saffron nibblets
  09/26/25
I have taken the life I was given, the one gift, and I have ...
hairraiser federal weed whacker
  09/26/25
I don’t eat. I don’t sleep. I do nothing, but...
Twinkling laughsome idiot
  09/26/25
Soo cr.
hairraiser federal weed whacker
  09/26/25
Use your rage to finally resolve things with your thieving n...
slippery address halford
  09/26/25
I cannot get out of bed to get to the bathroom. How am I goi...
hairraiser federal weed whacker
  09/26/25
lmfao at "ask* my son That's a perfect summary of yo...
slippery address halford
  09/26/25
Karma for being a lawyer. Cunt.
slimy trip lay
  09/26/25
Being a lawyer has brought me nothing but pain and misery.
hairraiser federal weed whacker
  09/26/25
Is your bit toe writhing in agony?
slimy trip lay
  09/26/25
My giant toe was wailing in agony on Wednesday night. Now it...
hairraiser federal weed whacker
  09/26/25
Get on some colchicine brother. Do you drink a lot and shit?
slimy trip lay
  09/26/25
I drink water and coffee and the other day I started drinkin...
hairraiser federal weed whacker
  09/26/25
...
slimy trip lay
  09/26/25
How fat are you - what’s your weight,waist size and he...
mustard aromatic pisswyrm
  09/26/25
Extremely fat. I am 6’5”. I weigh around 370. ...
hairraiser federal weed whacker
  09/26/25
WTF bro. You might not make it to 50.
slimy trip lay
  09/26/25
What should I do to turn my life around so that I can live t...
hairraiser federal weed whacker
  09/26/25
Bariatric surgery
slimy trip lay
  09/26/25
I’m not a candidate for that.
hairraiser federal weed whacker
  09/26/25
Why not?
Bearded jewess
  09/26/25
Carnivore diet.
spectacular sexy wrinkle
  09/26/25
I genuinely don't understand how someone can be in excruciat...
sadistic mad cow disease
  09/26/25
It’s mind boggling, isn’t it? Maybe I have a hor...
hairraiser federal weed whacker
  09/26/25
Yes. It must be something that diminishes your agency. That'...
slippery address halford
  09/26/25
Are you denying that I have metabolic dysfunction?
hairraiser federal weed whacker
  09/26/25
*self-induced and easily cured
spectacular sexy wrinkle
  09/26/25
Are you denying that there are many people with metabolic dy...
slippery address halford
  09/26/25
I took an aleve 2 hours ago. It hasn’t had any effect ...
hairraiser federal weed whacker
  09/26/25
Look if you're not gonna take dat dere ozempic you should pr...
exhilarant canary stag film
  09/26/25
...
slippery address halford
  09/26/25
Bro, we’ve been telling you that you are too fat, diab...
Bearded jewess
  09/26/25
Yes. I will change.
hairraiser federal weed whacker
  09/26/25
Objection, non-responsive. My question was "Are you wi...
Bearded jewess
  09/27/25
Yes, at this point yes. My doctor called and she's calling...
hairraiser federal weed whacker
  09/27/25
Start going to over eaters anonymous. Get a sponsor. Do ev...
Bearded jewess
  09/27/25
go on ozempic you fucking imbecile. ppl like you are where t...
vengeful brunch
  09/26/25
he refuses to because his ego is more important ozempic i...
Red Pea-brained Mental Disorder Gay Wizard
  09/26/25
Walking causes gout?
Idiotic people who are hurt
  09/26/25
Yes, moderate exercise is always the trigger. It’s not...
hairraiser federal weed whacker
  09/26/25
You're in luck because the solution to your problems are pre...
Self-absorbed Alcoholic Nursing Home
  09/26/25
why on earth are u not on a glp
up-to-no-good nowag quadroon
  09/26/25
Happy Birthday
Charismatic sandwich becky
  09/26/25
if you wont go on ozempic then you need to get on nicotine p...
concupiscible wagecucks
  09/26/25


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Date: September 26th, 2025 3:44 AM
Author: hairraiser federal weed whacker

I have zero quality of life. I can hardly walk. I can’t sleep. I hate my work. I have no social interaction with anyone outside my wife and children. I cannot physically exercise. What the fuck is the point anymore?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49304294)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: flesh station

collect Labubus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49304295)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 4:00 AM
Author: hairraiser federal weed whacker

Collecting things is ridiculous. I assume the acquisition of stuff fulfills an itch or a desire, and maybe there’s some compulsive organizing of categorizing that comes with having a bunch of crap, or setting up a display, but even that is incredibly empty.

I am in so much pain that I feel like I would be better off without a foot right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49304297)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 4:05 AM
Author: heady seedy prole

Gout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49304298)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 4:08 AM
Author: hairraiser federal weed whacker

It has to be. All symptoms match up. Flare was triggered because I went for a long walk on Monday, then a long walk Tuesday, noticed something was kind of wrong, mowed grass on Wednesday, and was completely laid up, got better somewhat yesterday, should have fasted but didn’t, now I am doubled over with tears in my eyes and I don’t know what to do. I just took some Aleve and drank some water.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49304299)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: slippery address halford

The longest walk you went on was to the fridge and pantry for one of your numerous Greek yogurt-slathered literal mystery meat meals, before sitting down to walk your hands across the keyboard, one pudgy sausage finger peck at a time, to fabricate stories of heroic exercise and dieting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49304311)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 5:06 AM
Author: hairraiser federal weed whacker

I deserve a lot of abuse and ridicule. I say that up front because it is true and I realize that I am to blame for everything that has happened to me. I also say it because I have done a piss poor job managing my health and more precisely the stress I feel from my life and job.

But that being said, the exercise was a 3 mile walk and then a 2 mile walk on Tuesday, and then it was just trying to get my lawn mowed. I’ll be laid up probably for a week or more. My foot literally feels on fire. And it’s actually moving up my foot, so now it’s in my ankle if I apply any pressure. It’s a malignancy that started in my toe and the fires are slowly creeping up my leg, like Sherman’s march on Buckhead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49304317)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 5:21 AM
Author: slippery address halford

I don't even understand how you're a lawyer. You clearly have no reasoning skills. Not even an animalistic understanding of basic cause and effect that should have been learned from prior experience with this issue

You just come on here to slurp up attention since you won't get it from your family

Pain exists to be a teacher. What have you learned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49304326)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 5:26 AM
Author: hairraiser federal weed whacker

I have learned that the pain isn’t worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49304331)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 5:33 AM
Author: slippery address halford

Not going to pull teeth on this. It's for your benefit and not mine

Do us all a favor and leave your login credentials to your wife in your will and ask her to let us know when you die, including how it happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49304333)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 6:18 AM
Author: spectacular sexy wrinkle

"Flare was triggered because I went for a long walk on Monday"

No. It's your diet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49304353)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 9:41 AM
Author: Bearded jewess

I told you it was gout at least a year ago and you argued with me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49304552)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 4:08 AM
Author: saffron nibblets

tough luck, fatso

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49304300)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 4:15 AM
Author: hairraiser federal weed whacker

I have taken the life I was given, the one gift, and I have squandered it. Now I must pay the price.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49304302)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 4:18 AM
Author: Twinkling laughsome idiot

I don’t eat. I don’t sleep.

I do nothing, but think of pain~~

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49304303)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 4:21 AM
Author: hairraiser federal weed whacker

Soo cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49304305)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 4:53 AM
Author: slippery address halford

Use your rage to finally resolve things with your thieving next door neighbor, and as Jesus Christ as your witness, FINISH MOWING YOUR FUCKING GRASS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49304312)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 5:07 AM
Author: hairraiser federal weed whacker

I cannot get out of bed to get to the bathroom. How am I going to mow the rest of my lawn in this condition? Ask my son to do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49304318)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 5:17 AM
Author: slippery address halford

lmfao at "ask* my son

That's a perfect summary of your life, problems, and the femininity that brought you to this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49304323)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 4:59 AM
Author: slimy trip lay

Karma for being a lawyer. Cunt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49304314)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 5:07 AM
Author: hairraiser federal weed whacker

Being a lawyer has brought me nothing but pain and misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49304319)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 5:16 AM
Author: slimy trip lay

Is your bit toe writhing in agony?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49304322)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 5:20 AM
Author: hairraiser federal weed whacker

My giant toe was wailing in agony on Wednesday night. Now it’s moved up my foot. Top of my left foot and on the inside of my foot. It feels like a mix between burning and someone crushing the bones inside my foot. You know like when you were a kid and your friend would “shake” your hand and squeeze as hard as he possibly could and try to squeeze the bones together? It’s like that.

If I try to get up to go to the bathroom the pain becomes intense and drives me to tears and it shoots up into my ankle when I try to bear weight on my left leg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49304324)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 5:23 AM
Author: slimy trip lay

Get on some colchicine brother. Do you drink a lot and shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49304328)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 5:24 AM
Author: hairraiser federal weed whacker

I drink water and coffee and the other day I started drinking tart cherry juice (no sugar added).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49304329)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 5:27 AM
Author: slimy trip lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49304332)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 5:20 AM
Author: mustard aromatic pisswyrm

How fat are you - what’s your weight,waist size and height

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49304325)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 5:22 AM
Author: hairraiser federal weed whacker

Extremely fat.

I am 6’5”.

I weigh around 370.

Waist size is probably 60”, maybe more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49304327)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 5:34 AM
Author: slimy trip lay

WTF bro. You might not make it to 50.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49304334)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 5:41 AM
Author: hairraiser federal weed whacker

What should I do to turn my life around so that I can live to see my youngest son graduate from high school?

My wife had a colleague at her work place just go through losing her husband to heart disease and their little boy is only 3. I don’t want to do that to my wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49304335)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 5:42 AM
Author: slimy trip lay

Bariatric surgery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49304336)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 5:43 AM
Author: hairraiser federal weed whacker

I’m not a candidate for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49304337)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Bearded jewess

Why not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49304667)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 6:18 AM
Author: spectacular sexy wrinkle

Carnivore diet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49304354)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 5:47 AM
Author: sadistic mad cow disease

I genuinely don't understand how someone can be in excruciating pain like this and still shovel food down their gullet and stay obese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49304338)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 5:51 AM
Author: hairraiser federal weed whacker

It’s mind boggling, isn’t it? Maybe I have a hormonal disorder on insulin resistance or something of that nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49304339)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: slippery address halford

Yes. It must be something that diminishes your agency. That's the ticket!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49304342)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 6:02 AM
Author: hairraiser federal weed whacker

Are you denying that I have metabolic dysfunction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49304343)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 7:23 AM
Author: spectacular sexy wrinkle

*self-induced and easily cured

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49304381)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 7:50 AM
Author: slippery address halford

Are you denying that there are many people with metabolic dysfunction who have leaned into a healthy and responsible life and who will live to see their children graduate?

If you don't deny that, then shut the fuck up and start immediately owning those things you can control, you fucking excuse-laden midget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49304403)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 6:27 AM
Author: hairraiser federal weed whacker

I took an aleve 2 hours ago. It hasn’t had any effect whatsoever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49304355)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 6:36 AM
Author: exhilarant canary stag film

Look if you're not gonna take dat dere ozempic you should probably just stop poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49304358)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 7:51 AM
Author: slippery address halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49304405)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 9:41 AM
Author: Bearded jewess

Bro, we’ve been telling you that you are too fat, diabetic, and have gout FOR YEARS.

Just keep ignoring it and do nothing, hopefully your children won’t miss you too much. YOU WILL DIE - SOON.

I’m not being mean, those are facts unless you radically change YOUR THINKING.

Are you willing to do whatever it takes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49304551)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: hairraiser federal weed whacker

Yes. I will change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49305228)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: Bearded jewess

Objection, non-responsive. My question was "Are you willing to do whatever it takes?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49307818)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: hairraiser federal weed whacker

Yes, at this point yes.

My doctor called and she's calling in prednisone for me at the pharmacy.

She told me my inflammatory markers were very high.

She said my thyroid markers were extremely low. A quick google search indicates that hypothyroidism and depression/anxiety are commonly correlated, so it makes me wonder.

She also confirmed that I have metabolic dysfunction and said that I was prediabetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49307821)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Bearded jewess

Start going to over eaters anonymous. Get a sponsor. Do everything they suggest. Work the steps. Salvation is in the steps.

There are regular meetings in the Woodlands.

If you balk, remember, you just said you were willing to do whatever it takes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49307995)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: vengeful brunch

go on ozempic you fucking imbecile. ppl like you are where the benefits far outweigh the potential risks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49304565)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Red Pea-brained Mental Disorder Gay Wizard

he refuses to because his ego is more important

ozempic is "cheating" and disco fries needs to do it with "willpower" to prove to himself he can really do it (and then brag about later on of course). nevermind the fact that he'll die and leave his kids fatherless long before that happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49304576)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Idiotic people who are hurt

Walking causes gout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49305239)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: hairraiser federal weed whacker

Yes, moderate exercise is always the trigger. It’s not easy being fat and out of shape.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49305250)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Alcoholic Nursing Home

You're in luck because the solution to your problems are pretty simple.

Eat. Less. Food.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49305256)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: up-to-no-good nowag quadroon

why on earth are u not on a glp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49305308)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Charismatic sandwich becky

Happy Birthday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49305315)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: concupiscible wagecucks

if you wont go on ozempic then you need to get on nicotine pouches, which typically act as an appetite suppressant but in your case im not sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780130&forum_id=2).#49305317)