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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
Orchid cerebral area doctorate
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
emerald indian lodge black woman
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
Orchid cerebral area doctorate
  11/11/25
i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the begin...
emerald indian lodge black woman
  11/11/25
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Puta Judia
  11/11/25
Just tell some n word jokes.
twisted lascivious crackhouse international law enforcement agency
  11/11/25
Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and ...
marvelous glassy university
  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
Orchid cerebral area doctorate
  11/11/25
https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed
marvelous glassy university
  11/11/25
smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts
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clutch catchphrase
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arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https...
michael doodikoff
  11/11/25
Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonig...
mountain cat
  11/11/25
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Mashed Potatoes: Appetizing!
  11/11/25
go, get drunk, come home late af
Vivacious cruise ship
  11/11/25
Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road ...
slimy psychic orchestra pit
  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
Orchid cerebral area doctorate
  11/11/25
In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
slimy psychic orchestra pit
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Vivacious cruise ship
  11/11/25
wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out y...
house-broken mauve ladyboy stock car
  11/11/25
is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
Orchid cerebral area doctorate
  11/11/25
This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
lavender provocative state mad-dog skullcap
  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
house-broken mauve ladyboy stock car
  11/11/25
Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports new...
Doobsian regret
  11/11/25
do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
Orchid cerebral area doctorate
  11/11/25
were you proposing that you top him or the other way around?...
real men wearing real watches
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.,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
  11/12/25
lmfao
.,.,.;;,.,.,;,..,.,.,...,.,;;,;,.,.,........
  11/12/25
Aren’t iPods crazy?
The Soo CR National Champions JUGGERNAUT
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Judas Jones
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grrrr, jeets, grrrrr
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Darn tootin
  11/12/25
sprinted here
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.,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
  11/12/25
relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
concupiscible costumed trailer park
  11/11/25
i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brie...
Orchid cerebral area doctorate
  11/11/25
tp
Slap-happy Resort Idiot
  11/11/25
tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
sapphire 180 mood school
  11/11/25
direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casu...
seedy gaped meetinghouse laser beams
  11/11/25
i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member...
Orchid cerebral area doctorate
  11/11/25
Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well.....
bipolar parlour
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Orchid cerebral area doctorate
  11/11/25
wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont ...
AZNgirl Raping Taj Mahal because it's White
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mountain cat
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.,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
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Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well ...
grrrr, jeets, grrrrr
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clutch catchphrase
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WordcelWorth
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Mashed Potatoes: Appetizing!
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Nothing Ever Happens
  11/12/25
they probably are unaware about the superior playing style o...
fulano
  11/11/25
How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prep...
mountain cat
  11/11/25
3 words: pepper thine angus
,;;,
  11/12/25
You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimu...
Puta Judia
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Orchid cerebral area doctorate

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: emerald indian lodge black woman

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Orchid cerebral area doctorate

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: emerald indian lodge black woman

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Puta Judia



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: twisted lascivious crackhouse international law enforcement agency

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: marvelous glassy university

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Orchid cerebral area doctorate

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: marvelous glassy university

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: sticky stag film tank

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: clutch catchphrase



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fpaulie-walnuts-gualtieri-from-the-sopranos-v0-ebzxdtl4kcbd1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D429%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D4d5bbbe48b9e1565ced7612b7a6f5cea18852ad5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420982)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: mountain cat

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Mashed Potatoes: Appetizing! (No Future)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Vivacious cruise ship

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: slimy psychic orchestra pit

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Orchid cerebral area doctorate

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: slimy psychic orchestra pit

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Vivacious cruise ship



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: house-broken mauve ladyboy stock car

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Orchid cerebral area doctorate

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: lavender provocative state mad-dog skullcap

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: house-broken mauve ladyboy stock car

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Doobsian regret

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Orchid cerebral area doctorate

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: real men wearing real watches

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...




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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: .,.,.;;,.,.,;,..,.,.,...,.,;;,;,.,.,........


lmfao

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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: The Soo CR National Champions JUGGERNAUT

Aren’t iPods crazy?

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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: grrrr, jeets, grrrrr



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: Darn tootin (πŸΎπŸ‘£)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Paralegal Jahangir

sprinted here

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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...




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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: concupiscible costumed trailer park

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Orchid cerebral area doctorate

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Slap-happy Resort Idiot

tp

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: sapphire 180 mood school

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: seedy gaped meetinghouse laser beams

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Orchid cerebral area doctorate

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: bipolar parlour

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Orchid cerebral area doctorate



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: AZNgirl Raping Taj Mahal because it's White

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: mountain cat



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...




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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: grrrr, jeets, grrrrr

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: clutch catchphrase



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: WordcelWorth



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Creator and Destroyer of sexually traumatized boys (gunneratttt)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Mashed Potatoes: Appetizing! (No Future)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: coiffed sandwich



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: fulano

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: mountain cat

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: ,;;,

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Puta Judia

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2).#49424851)